Posts from the future
lol i like
in 2 years:
[Root of Mordremoth – too hard, to little Reward]
[Ideas: Adressing the issue of the pve Tank-Dungeonmeta]
[10 Reasons why Kiel is a bad written personal Nemesis]
[healing signet too strong, warrior op]
[Fix the Clipping Issues with Tengu armor already]
[Dredge fractal: Dredges now can see trough stealth in bomb way]
[Give us back the old Brisban Wildlands]
[New infinite Axe collecting Silver Doubloons is definitely p2w]
[Bug: Didnt get my gloves from the 45k ap chest]
[Where is our Precursor crafting?]
Full melee Ranger since August 2012
[healing signet too strong, warrior op]
[Where is our Precursor crafting?]
HAHA those cracked me.
+1
[(suggestion) allow ranger pets be stowed permanently]
(and the other 8 elite specs maxed too)
[Why is WvW map completion required for making Legendary? QQ]
5 Years from now:
“Why the hell we still can’t see when users were last online in guild log???”
in x year(s):
[OMG Thank You ANET for fixing party merging!]
[Plz fix exploitable mode, so many swimmers…]
[Yessss finally Cantha!]
[Can we have a dungeon team respond please?]
[New cape styles]
[Zommoros hates me… QQ]
[Kicked at last fractal wtf?!!#!
$@!4]
[What to do now? where is the end game??]
[Why do China players have this? we want it too..]
[Dungeon path selling is ridiculous, put an end to it already]
[Champ trains lead to highly toxic behavior aka 5 reasons why to destroy them]
[Devs still have “couple of big projects” cooking in the background]
www.varshen.com
[Warrior healing build without magic – just creepy]
[Ranger pets finally “fixed” – halts population boom]
[GW2 and the occulus rift! – Giggity]
[Anet publicly states 3rd party O-rift addons banworthy]
[How GW2, an occulus rift and the fleshlight addon ruined my marriage.]
[The trinity and you – GW2 version]
[GW3 to compete directly with Universe of Starcraft]
[GW2 vets – why don’t you like GW3?]
[Bat Cruncher armor – tribute to Ozzi? Dem Shades…]
[Tengu race upgrade in gemstore]
[Skritt auto-looter collectable pet in gemstore]
[Dragons are all dead, now human gods returned and they’re kittened…]
[New Skritt dungeon – Ruins of New-new Lion’s Arch]
[Anet to now support 3rd party trading post software]
[Mithril “dangling char-balls” new backpiece, new all time low for Anet]
[Eternity hit 200k price on TP, Anet still states inflation as “not that big of a deal”]
[Anet skymarshall of storytelling steps down after plot fails, new skymarshall inc]
[What. Am. I. Doing. With. My. Life.]
[GW2 classic for cellphones > any desire to stay productive at work]
[Mesmer + whip weapons + new BDSM armor = there is no ‘safe word’]
[Transgendered races – don’t roll tranny if it offends you!]
[New-New Legendaries are impossibru! – Bad TP design is still bad!]
[Mesmers STILL want main hand pistol]
[Elementist – new 5th element more like red-headed stepchild]
[Thief – now non-combat, can ONLY stealth, still OP. ]
[Zaitan returned! Set up a convenience store in Div Reach. Noone noticed!?]
[Precursors in gemstore is p2w]
[Anet to embody a “plan B” mentality, now called Bnet"
should I stahp?
They had to SPAWN MORE OVERFLOWS!
(edited by Guardian.5142)
[So this new MMO just come out, bye bye gw2]
This is coming soon!
January 2018
DevPost[Loot removed, all items in gemstore]
[we want flying mounts!]]
[12,000hours and still no precursor]
[no new animations since launch..]
Whatever happened to the Manifesto?
[I think that the ecto drop rates were nerfed last patch]
Remember, remember, 15th of November
[I think that the ecto drop rates were nerfed last patch]
Said everyone, every patch x.x
Haha
And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.
~ 3 years
[Scarlet turning back to Ceara to become our ally was a bad move!]
[Please nerf the Afflicted packs on Cantha, too OP]
[Guardian’s Longbow projectile too slow]
[First Charr problems, now Tengu clipping problems]
[My scepter Thief feels weak]
[Mace/Shield Necromancer dominating Capture the Flag SPvP mode]
[(Spoiler!) How the hell did Tybalt manage to survive?!]
[Nerf the Bearbow Signet Ranger dungeon speedrun meta!]
[Shiro Tagachi fight more lame than Zhaitan!]
[Rox mating with Braham is too much. Think of the children ArenaNet!]
[Livia bugged, you can’t speak with her after you kill Queen Jennah]
[HELLO REDDIT, MY GF MADE ME THIS QUAGGAN]
[(Spoiler!) How the hell did Tybalt manage to survive?!]
That would be awesome
[Nerf the Bearbow Signet Ranger dungeon speedrun meta!]
Not in a million years
(and the other 8 elite specs maxed too)
[(Spoiler!) How the hell did Tybalt manage to survive?!]
That would be awesome
[Nerf the Bearbow Signet Ranger dungeon speedrun meta!]
Not in a million years
a) Zombie Tybalt!
b) seriously… that’s a stretch…
They had to SPAWN MORE OVERFLOWS!
[Necromancers Brought Back to Life – Removed Dhuumfire]
[Warriors Get Nerf Bat to the Kitten]
[Guardians Are Now the Trinity Healers]
[Thieves Stealth into WvW Zerg Meta]
[Elementalists On Fire in sPvP after Patch]
[Engineers Fix Themselves after ANet Breaks Them Again]
[Rangers Shot Out of Dungeon Viability Forever]
[Mesmers Clone Themselves Too Much – Crash Servers]
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Forum-Classes/first#post3577563
[Rytlock battle miniature still OP !]
[Nerf warrior again ! Eviscerate still deals 2 damage !]
[WTT Kidney for Dusk]
[Trahearne, slayer of Jormag]
[Taimi Stole the player’s credit for Killing Mordremoth!, But It’s OK, Shes cuteeee]
[New Player here, feeling intimidated by seeing someone with 100k AP]
[Reward for 100k AP, Radiant Chest, Really??!!?]
Hahaha, this is already such a win thread…
~ 3 years
[(Spoiler!) How the hell did Tybalt manage to survive?!]
At the Claw Island story step, it is possible immediately after the cutscene when the risen take the beach and the doors close on Tybalt, to turn around and resurrect Tybalt through the doors (on the other side).
TYBALT LIVES!!!
“Obtaining a legendary should be done through legendary feats…
Not luck and credit cards.”
[Why can’t I search the TP by Armor Weight?]
I wonder what your basis for comparison is…”
- Jareth, King of Goblins.
[Can someone please tell me where to find the Back Pieces category?]
“Obtaining a legendary should be done through legendary feats…
Not luck and credit cards.”
[Servers are empty, even in WvW, LA, (include BG, TC, JQ), all I can see are gold sellers and botters]
[Will we ever get weapon boxes from fractals?]
[Dredge fractal still too long]
[I just got my 500th fractal ring today. Please add ascended ring salvage]
[WTB Fractal lvl 51+]
In the year 2020 on GW3 forums:
[Please fix our forum search tool!]
Hahaha, this is already such a win thread…
~ 3 years
[(Spoiler!) How the hell did Tybalt manage to survive?!]
At the Claw Island story step, it is possible immediately after the cutscene when the risen take the beach and the doors close on Tybalt, to turn around and resurrect Tybalt through the doors (on the other side).
TYBALT LIVES!!!
That’s an illusion Tybalt. The real one got exposed to ancient magic and turned into a novelty backpack for all eternity.
in 3years and a quarter of a half
-Elementalist’s Mist form was nerfed… AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
-So queen Janna turned out to be Logan’s sister.
-Thraehern is dead(
-Zhaitan’s fight is just pressing 2? i expecteed more.
-Nerf Tangu’s elite @#$!
-Scarlet still sends gifts from the grave?
In 2020:
[This game won’t survive without subscription, raids and mounts!!]
[GW2 Spring Sale – Game now only £5.99]
[i paid £39.99 4 years ago, so unfair! i demand a refund!]
All from the year 2050:-
-Why is loot so bad?
-Just got all my WvW titles…hello, hello is anybody still here?
-The forum search function does not work.
-Is a expansion being released?
-0.01 gems for 1 gold
-I have played 50,000 hrs (screenshot enclosed) still no precursor drop!
-Can you unnerf Ele’s ride the lightning, please?
-Why are Rangers pets so useless?
-Why are Rangers so useless?
-Got maxium Wxp skills, what do I do with my Wxp now?
-Nerf everything, nerf it now.
(edited by Meglobob.8620)
All from the year 2050:-
-Just got all my WvW titles…hello, hello is anybody still here?
-Is a expansion being released?
those two made my day
Take a random 10 titles posted today and most of them will be the same in a year or 10 years. Especially the ones saying x game will kill this one or this game is dead because.
2025 – “Thanks for fixing the Charr clipping on All Weapons/Armour, My Toon Looks Great Now!”
2025 – "New Shop Armour Clips Badly on Charr "
20** – “Why Do I Target Yellow Named Animals Instead of Red Ones Hitting Me?”
2007 (October 31st) – “How I get Hat?”
Whoops, time travelled in the wrong direction for the last one :P
Expect to see the below post (and it’s variants) over and over again in the future:
OP, your comment is demonstrably false.
Just because YOU want that does not mean everyone does. I’m, having a great time in GW2, and I also think Anet has done the right thing in regards to “………” (basically, almost everything). When WoW first started I remember how terrible … When Rift was released it was a bugged filled … Your comparisons to Gw1 are all wrong, I spent 20,000 hours there, and never … so, although I have my criticisms of Gw2 , I think Anet has done a wonderful, superlative, and fantastic job.
You see I have a background in business (and teaching, and brain surgery, and nuclear physics), and learned about business decisions, like the good one Anet just made, after I sold my best-selling novel, cured cancer and won a Nobel peace prize. Since then I have taken up MMOs. So given my background you really should worship me like the GW2 “Guru” that I am.
As to your comment about me being an, “attention seeking nut job, that lives on the forums and has decided to make himself a self-appointed forum moderator”, I really don’t care. You’re not the audience that I write my posts for anyway.
Maybe GW2 just isn’t the right game for you.
by level 80 should have the best statistical loot in the game.
We want everyone on an equal power base.”
(edited by Ision.3207)
Expect to see the below post (and it’s variants) over and over again in the future:
OP, your comment is demonstrably false.
Just because YOU want that does not mean everyone does. I’m, having a great time in GW2, and I also think Anet has done the right thing in regards to “………” (basically, almost everything). When WoW first started I remember how terrible … When Rift was released it was a bugged filled … Your comparisons to Gw1 are all wrong, I spent 20,000 hours there, and never … so, although I have my criticisms of Gw2 , I think Anet has done a wonderful, superlative, and fantastic job.
You see I have a background in business (and teaching, and brain surgery, and nuclear physics), and learned about business decisions, like the good one Anet just made, after I sold my best-selling novel, cured cancer and won a Nobel peace prize. Since then I have taken up MMOs. So given my background you really should worship me like the GW2 “Guru” that I am.
As to your comment about me being an, “attention seeking nut job, that lives on the forums and has decided to make himself a self-appointed forum moderator”, I really don’t care. You’re not the audience that I write my posts for anyway.
*Maybe this isn’t the right game for you. *
Literally LOLd.
And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.
Primordius is too hard! Needs nerf!
[OMG – Flamebashed Light Armour is reskin of T12!]
Hey Anet, you really need to look into un-banning Julio.6666.
He is NOT buying Gold.
He made that 67,000 gold legitimately by selling sprockets he mined with his new Watchwork pick.
Please look into this.
by level 80 should have the best statistical loot in the game.
We want everyone on an equal power base.”
Hey Anet, you really need to look into un-banning Julio.6666.
He is NOT buying Gold.
He made that 67,000 gold legitimately by selling sprockets he mined with his new Watchwork pick.
Please look into this.
Free Julio!
That’s a good one, clever clever. Hehe
And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.
Primordius is too hard! Needs nerf!
Good one.
by level 80 should have the best statistical loot in the game.
We want everyone on an equal power base.”
[I’m so tired of Cantha…when we Elona be opened up?]
[Why Transcended Gear is Bad for the Game!]
In X years time
‘Finally Ranger’s Pets AI have been fixed’
10 minutes later
‘Rangers are Over powered and should be nerfed’
Within one week
‘First Ranger to solo Lupi’
10 minutes later
‘First ranger pet to solo Lupi’
[Why Transcended Gear is Bad for the Game!]
But it’s not bad for the game! Stop your QQing, you noob fail.
It’s only a measly 5% increase, and maybe 1% more from the Transcended Infusions. I have 2 Transcended Legendary Divine weapons from just playing the game normally with no grind or problem at all. It only took me 5 months, at10 hours a day, 7-days a week and 275 gold to get one piece of Transcended. So stop crying. Anet needs to please ALL of its customer base, including us WoW teenagers. Besides, us WoW teens are now the majority of players, so get with the program noob.
by level 80 should have the best statistical loot in the game.
We want everyone on an equal power base.”
(edited by Ision.3207)
In the not too distant future…
[One Ranger’s pet causes fail of Marionette4.0 for all 4,826 of us]
[Boar, Oak, Troll, Bandit and Spider party start Champion Farming players in Defending Shaemoor event]
[Scarlet sabotaged Sprocket Generator in my home instance, Bloody things are Everywhere]
[Bug: Black Lion Key dropped from Mob, Screenshot included]
[New Silver Doubloon Transmogrify: 2 Copper Doubloon & 1 Stack Dark Matter]
[Mini Zommoros, random drop from Mystic Forge, insert 4 Legendary Weapons]
[When are we getting new game modes for PvP?]
[Warriors OP]
[Anet:Rangers now get 2 pets, mesmers clones have as much health as you do, and each class gets another signet!]
[Deimos has been added to forum moderator to help speak for casual players that play the game 4-6 hours a day]
[New Dilldo weapons available with sounds! When you hit someone it makes a “boiing” sound and more rainbows and butterflies have been added as effects!]
[2017, thief yet to not to receive a nerf on a patch]
(edited by Cush.4063)
[Sooooo….. where is all the new content I’ve heard so much about? :I]
[Can we have guild housing?]
[Zerker still has 10% of original power, nerf again plz]
Within one week
‘First Ranger to solo Lupi’
This already happened.
For example: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpINwYbiYi8?
(and the other 8 elite specs maxed too)