Share your funny Guild wars 2 moments
Once, my norn warrior bashed a rabbit with a giant hammer and, as it unintendedly finished a daily achievement, he proclaimed to the winds “I AM THE MASTER OF LIFE.”
This happens ALL the time with Trahearne.
He gives a troop-rallying, spirit stirring speech. Hearts are lifted! Cheers are raised! Victory waits around the next corner! Then as the speech ends and the combat commences, the first thing out of his mouth is “This won’t end well”.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist
When I finally got around to levelling up my Warrior, I did almost half of it in EotM. It was mostly a train with little action, until 2 opposing trains collided. The fight was just utter chaos and small groups ended up fighting all over the place. Eventually, I’m on one of the bridges in the map and there’s a Charr ele running for his life from me and a couple of others.
We manage to catch up with him and down him, and he mist forms to avoid the stomp at the last instant. In mist form he just runs a little along the bridge, then jumps over the edge. The mist form runs out just as he clears the edge of the bridge and he yells “Air!” as he falls.
During roleplay my Asura guardian was just recruited into a new guild and was shown their base of operations. I hadn’t explored that area of the game yet, on entering the base he yelled “I can’t wait to explore this place!”
The mysteries dissapear and life stands explained.”
Whilst playing GW2 on my laptop, I had apparently dozed off. My 3yr old grandson (whom is hard of hearing) tapped me on the arm while pointing at the screen. My toon was trying to tunnel through a wall with his face, on auto-run.
was bored so stirred up this conversation
anytime i don’t see absolute —-- humor in mapchat is a good day
When I was going for 100% world completion on my ele I was in the 15-25 Maguuma map (forgot the name,) and I was on a hill and looked down to see a warrior trying to fight a Hylek champ below. I jump down to help him and we get the champ down to about 50% before the warrior gets downed.
I start rezzing him, he’s gaining health faster than the champ is dealing it and I get him up to about 80%. Suddenly he pops up off the ground.
He used Vengence…
Eh, that water looks deep enough…
I remember in beta, I was playing my Engineer in Diessa Plateau, doing that Breached Wall or whatever jumping puzzle. Me and this other guy get to the end and as we’re fighting a group of mobs, I thought it was a good idea to use Overcharged shot to send myself flying down to death
I remember in beta, I was playing my Engineer in Diessa Plateau, doing that Breached Wall or whatever jumping puzzle. Me and this other guy get to the end and as we’re fighting a group of mobs, I thought it was a good idea to use Overcharged shot to send myself flying down to death
Lol, my friend did something similar on his D/D else in fire spec, but fire rolled back off the side XD
Doing the new event in Iron Marches, my character was trapped inside the vine. I’m fighting for my life then suddenly she pops out but is suspended in the air and can’t move.
A minute or so later, I’m still struggling to free myself then a double appears but still can’t move, a short while later, they both go poof! and i’m thinking wtf lol.
Doing a 200k backstab on a bunny
So I logged into PvP right now and this is where I showed up. I know it’s lewd, but it had to be shared. It was too fitting.
Doing a 200k backstab on a bunny
My son uses the hammer burst skill on my Warrior. He shouts “Hadouken” when he leaps towards unsuspecting critters.
It’s cruel but…When my husband was trying out the pavilion for the first time and Pyroxis spawned on his head, one-shotting him in the process. Then everyone else decided to do a different boss first, so they just left him there.
Also the reactions my PvP team got when we were showing off our new uniforms in the Heart of the Mists yesterday:
“Life’s a journey, not a destination.”
Sometimes when I’m lagging the computer will think I’m in two places at once. If I’m on a high up ramp, my “other self” can run off the ramp and die. (I can’t see this other self, but if I have mini out it will be next to where it is). When it dies, I die. So I will be dead on top of the ramp but my rezz site is on the ground below. In order to be rezzed by someone, I have to talk in chat. They can see my chat bubble coming from a spot on the ground, if they go over there, they will get a prompt to resurect me. When they rez me from that site on the ground, my char up on the ramp will heal and get up.
It’s my new way to play, “you’re warm, warm, you’re cold, warm, Hot!”
(And yes, I’ve reported it as a bug, for what that is worth).
(edited by Astral Projections.7320)
Seriously though, there is a LOT going on inside the walls.
The mysteries dissapear and life stands explained.”
So back at the first Pavilion, my character may have been thinking too much about shoving a knife through my partner’s character as they waited on ques for Liadri.