Simple: post (brief) thought-provoking, confusing, or downright strange meta-game thoughts about GW2. For reference with those who aren’t familiar, modeled after https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/
I’ll start:
Why does the thief’s head shot ability allow for the creation of pulminary impact damage?
Headshot is actually actually a gobstopper dipped in a potent orrian pepper sauce, fired directly into the mouth. The oncoming heartburn then damages the opponent after a short duration. Creatures that aren’t interrupted won’t consume the pepper gobstopper, while creatures with break bars are immune to strong curries, and thus, cannot be hit.
Why do guardians yell “Retreat!” when whipping their army into a war charge?
#justGW2things
Many alts; handle it!
“I’m finding companies should sell access to forums,
it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632
What goes through the pact soldier NPCs heads when they see their elder dragon slayer commander go AFK and then get chewed up and killed by lowly pocket raptors?
I wonder how many charr have spent time experimenting on new shampoo, conditioners, and other fur care products. And where are the ones that are good at it? Do they all work for Evon in the Black Lion?
And which would sell better in the Black Citadel? Shampoo that makes your fur soft, or shampoo that makes your fur fire resistant?
Sarcasm, delivered with a
delicate, brick-like subtlety.
If people have really been asking about the structure of Charr reproductive organs, is there more to this truce with humanity than I’m aware of …?
To be fair, sex is one of the constants through human history. (Obviously.) Kinky oddness is hardly anything new.
Add to that this little phenomenon: Supernormal Stimulus. Basically, if traits such as “tall” and “strong” are what attract you to someone, then being presented with someone that surpasses the human limits of those traits might overload the instinctive response that’s only meant to deal with human levels.
Sarcasm, delivered with a
delicate, brick-like subtlety.
If people have really been asking about the structure of Charr reproductive organs, is there more to this truce with humanity than I’m aware of …?
I can only assume you’re new to the internet if that’s a question. (Hint, leave safe search on unless you’re prepared to see the cantunseeable.)
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Many alts; handle it!
“I’m finding companies should sell access to forums,
it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632
If we have airships, then why can’t we see what’s in Dominion of Winds?
Asura characters: Zerina | Myndee | Rissa | Jaxxi | Feyyt | Bekka | Sixx | Akee | Tylee | Nuumy
| Claara
Your skin will wrinkle and your youth will fade, but your soul is endless.
Where does the loot from pvp rewards chests come from?
Since it’s kinda a proto reality does it just form into existence?
And who puts them in the chests?
A physical disability hasn’t stopped me from being a Polite, Helpful, & Badkitten player.
