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Posted by: DeceiverX.8361

DeceiverX.8361

Simple: post (brief) thought-provoking, confusing, or downright strange meta-game thoughts about GW2. For reference with those who aren’t familiar, modeled after https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/

I’ll start:

Why does the thief’s head shot ability allow for the creation of pulminary impact damage?

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Posted by: Westenev.5289

Westenev.5289

Headshot is actually actually a gobstopper dipped in a potent orrian pepper sauce, fired directly into the mouth. The oncoming heartburn then damages the opponent after a short duration. Creatures that aren’t interrupted won’t consume the pepper gobstopper, while creatures with break bars are immune to strong curries, and thus, cannot be hit.

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

Why do guardians yell “Retreat!” when whipping their army into a war charge?
#justGW2things

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it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632

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Posted by: Randulf.7614

Randulf.7614

Why do saplings give elder or ancient wood? In fact why would we harvest saplings at all?

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Posted by: Vayne.8563

Vayne.8563

Though it’s not in the game anymore, I always wondered how someone can be a veteran novice.

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Posted by: Bruno.3812

Bruno.3812

Why do ranger pets always stay juvenile, no matter how many years you’ve had them?

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Posted by: IndigoSundown.5419

IndigoSundown.5419

Why are the chickens in Ebonhawke so … robust?

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Posted by: Vayne.8563

Vayne.8563

Why are the chickens in Ebonhawke so … robust?

Not sure if you’re really asking but it’s a tip of the cap to Legend of Zelda.

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Posted by: Gryphon.2875

Gryphon.2875

Why do we worry about anything at all, when all the PCs are immortal?

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Posted by: OriOri.8724

OriOri.8724

What goes through the pact soldier NPCs heads when they see their elder dragon slayer commander go AFK and then get chewed up and killed by lowly pocket raptors?

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Posted by: IndigoSundown.5419

IndigoSundown.5419

Why are the chickens in Ebonhawke so … robust?

Not sure if you’re really asking but it’s a tip of the cap to Legend of Zelda.

That may be so on the viewer’s side of the 4th wall…

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Posted by: Palador.2170

Palador.2170

I wonder how many charr have spent time experimenting on new shampoo, conditioners, and other fur care products. And where are the ones that are good at it? Do they all work for Evon in the Black Lion?

And which would sell better in the Black Citadel? Shampoo that makes your fur soft, or shampoo that makes your fur fire resistant?

Sarcasm, delivered with a
delicate, brick-like subtlety.

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Posted by: rapthorne.7345

rapthorne.7345

How can we defeat Fire Elementals with fire?

Resident smug Englishman on the NA servers, just because.

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Posted by: Randulf.7614

Randulf.7614

How did the Kodan sail their massive ships into Frostgorge Sound, when the map above is mostly land and isn’t connected to the sea?

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Posted by: Crossaber.8934

Crossaber.8934

Why do ranger pets always stay juvenile, no matter how many years you’ve had them?

I know this!!!

It is because no matter how well you’ve played your pet will keep dying and replaced by another new juvenile one…

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Posted by: fluffdragon.1523

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(caution: nsfw)

If people have really been asking about the structure of Charr reproductive organs, is there more to this truce with humanity than I’m aware of …?

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Posted by: Palador.2170

Palador.2170

(caution: nsfw)

If people have really been asking about the structure of Charr reproductive organs, is there more to this truce with humanity than I’m aware of …?

To be fair, sex is one of the constants through human history. (Obviously.) Kinky oddness is hardly anything new.

Add to that this little phenomenon: Supernormal Stimulus. Basically, if traits such as “tall” and “strong” are what attract you to someone, then being presented with someone that surpasses the human limits of those traits might overload the instinctive response that’s only meant to deal with human levels.

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Posted by: azureai.9764

azureai.9764

And which would sell better in the Black Citadel? Shampoo that makes your fur soft, or shampoo that makes your fur fire resistant?

….definitely the fire resistance. ;D

If people have really been asking about the structure of Charr reproductive organs, is there more to this truce with humanity than I’m aware of …?

Have you met Logan Thackeray…? YES.

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

(caution: nsfw)

If people have really been asking about the structure of Charr reproductive organs, is there more to this truce with humanity than I’m aware of …?

I can only assume you’re new to the internet if that’s a question. (Hint, leave safe search on unless you’re prepared to see the cantunseeable.)
]};3

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Posted by: Endless Soul.5178

Endless Soul.5178

If we have airships, then why can’t we see what’s in Dominion of Winds?

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Posted by: ArchonWing.9480

ArchonWing.9480

Why does nobody care when you summon meteors in their house or in the streets? Must be some strong houses.

For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards,
for there you have been and there you will long to return.

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Posted by: DGraves.3720

DGraves.3720

What do Earth Elementals bleed when you apply bleeding to them?

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Posted by: Saurrec.6402

Saurrec.6402

Where does the loot from pvp rewards chests come from?
Since it’s kinda a proto reality does it just form into existence?
And who puts them in the chests?

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Posted by: Fluffball.8307

Fluffball.8307

How can we defeat Fire Elementals with fire?

Use up all the oxygen, elemental gets extinguished.

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Posted by: DeceiverX.8361

DeceiverX.8361

How did the Kodan sail their massive ships into Frostgorge Sound, when the map above is mostly land and isn’t connected to the sea?

There are actually potential scientific explanations to this if Jormag is the cause of the cold; see: Beringia Land Bridge

Carry on, though, folks!

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Posted by: Pie Flavor.1647

Pie Flavor.1647

when sylvari get launched

And I am become kitten, the destroyer of kittens