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Well, I’m a dirty achievment hunter. Shame or not, I am. I think of achievments as challanges, thus face them, even the most boring ones, and try to complete them. However there are some of them, that are just over the top, and are doing more harm than good to the game (imo) and my mental health.
Think previosly of Burning 50 effigies (Dragon bash) or the still not fixed WvW achieivements (might do a different thread on that).
Well with that introduction let’s see what I have a gripe with.
Recently Collection achievments have been introduced, for dungeon sets as well. And that’s fine and dandy, why not award players for completing the whole set. But did anyone bother to calculate how much tokens, time, and effort this takes?
I did. For a total set, you need 9990 tokens. 9990. Neunundneunzig luftballons. For an average dungoen run, you are gonna get 60 tokens + 9 from bosses, so that’s 69 tokens. that means you gotta run the same dungoen 145 times to complete it. A total 1160 runs for all the dungeons. Most people in most dungeons don’t even run all paths, cause some take twice as long as others, but even if you ran all 3, that’s still 48 runs each path.
Do you think that’s enough? It’s like a torture, repeating the same old boring content over and over and over and over again, until your brain starts to melt, and drips out your ear.
My suggestion(s) would be the following:
- Suggestion 1: Simply up the dungeon token rewards by around 20 – this would reduce the number of times needed to run to 113 (for 1 dungoen). Still awful, but a bit better.
- Suggestion 2: Up the dungeon tokens you recieve from bosses in pouches* – they always have 3 tokens isnide, could be 3 + 1 to 5 randomly. By the way what’s even the point of having these, why not just give the tokens whitout the pouches?
- Suggestion 3: Add extra things that rewards you with more tokens. For instance, slaying every champion on AC paths (including troll) awards you with +20 tokens at the end, or completing AC paths under 10 minutes gives you extra 10 tokens, or no one downing at the last boss gives you +5 tokens, or doing Giganticus Lupicus on the first try gives you +5 tokens. Something unique for each dungoen. This could be done in the same manner as Dry Top is at the moment – Bonus if xy is completed/not lost etc..
- Suggestion 4: At the end of the dungeons, you could choose if instead of the gold reward you would prefer token rewards: for every 50 silvers worth of money, you could choose 10 tokens instead. Eg.: at the end of CoF p1 you could choose +20 tokens instead of the 1 g.
Well. That’s about it. I can already see the counterarguments coming, so let me eliminate some of them in advance.
Counterarguments by Angry Forum Members:
AFM: It’s an achievment. You should suffer for trying to do it.
Me: No you shouldn’t. There is a difference between reasonable, and just plain boring, frustrating. After your 40th run on the same path you just want to quit the game alltogether.
AFM: You have OCD you don’t have to do achievments.
Me: After 2 and a half years in game, there is nothing else left to do.
AFM: Well, you are a scrub. Just go PvP and get the rewards man, dude, daddi-o, 1v1 me.
Me: Yes, I could do that. But: 1. There is only 1 dungeon track available at any given time (for what reason?). 2. Doing a full track is ~50 matches (so I’m probably better off just doing the dungeon). 3. Probably a good precentage of PvE players will never set foot in PvP.
AFM: Well your lazy, pathetic, weak, milquetoast suggestion will just let everyone get exotics quickly.
Me: Yes. And does it matter? I mean it costs like what, 10 g for a full exo gear? You can farm that under 2 hours anyway.
AFM: Well I don’t care. I did PvP before wardrobe, and thus I have most things unlocked, I’m done with 5 dungoen collections already. So “hah!” in your face!
Me: Good for you. Now think of the people that weren’t so lucky. Now think of new players.
I think that about covers it. Thank you for taking time to read.
(edited by Bubi.7942)