Guild Wars 2

Well, here we have a Monday that is chilly, wet, gloomy, and frozen for many of us. I thought I’d make it a little better by starting a thread about the most common phrases we hear in GW2, and the fun “spins” that can be put on them. In other words, the phrases that accompany certain skill activations, or called out by various NPC’s.

And by “fun” of course I mean keep it clean. Don’t wake the kitten, whatever you do. That’s worse than waking the dragon.

Here’s a few of my favorites:

“For Great Dusters!”
“May Kormir frighten you!”
“Take it off!”
“Melissa aid you.”
“Wash the ledges!”

Most of these are misheard in the general commotion of a battle…understandable enough, but still funny.

“I feel six feet tall.”
…Then I realized that I was actually saying that and felt stupid.

dusanyu.4057:

“For the Panini!!”

for the longest time i thought the centaurs were hungry to die for a sandwich.

Came here for this

“I can’t flee!”

“Mine,… all mine”

No way bch, mine!

“I kill fathers and mothers.. Now I hump their children!”
“For Grape Justice!”
“Charr need no golfs!”

“Wheat Thins make me sick!”

“Shave Yourselves!”

“Re-Tweet!”

“Aah…sweet sweet lute!”

“Better than Toot Fruit”

Cskibinski.9261:

“I feel six feet tall.”
…Then I realized that I was actually saying that and felt stupid.

Well, in RL I’m just barely over five, so for me that would be legit.

“Feel Grenth’s spicy embrace!”

The other week, when I was playing my warrior. My wife said to me ‘Why does your game keep saying Gwendolin Rising?’.

For Johnny Cash!!! (yes, I play on Ring of Fire).

When my sylvari doe any combo finisher and yells

“I make a great team”.

Always love that line. The best part is, its so cheesy and egotistical, that it needs no spin.

I got 2 good ones
both speed related
“Add Celery!!!!”
“kitten!!!”

yeah knew 2nd one was gotta get bleeped…. but its a person born of parents not married to each other.

My buddy and I have always though that the Harpies yelled out “Make love to me!” Needless to say, we were terrified of them. LOL

I always thought the harpies yelled out “Platforming!” instead of “Flock to me!”, which made the harpy fractal all the more hilarious.

dusanyu.4057:

“For the Panini!!”

for the longest time i thought the centaurs were hungry to die for a sandwich.

I always heard it as “For the cremini!” and thought they were just really excited about their mushrooms, lol!

FOR GRAPE JUSTICE!

By ogdens hammer…what shavings….

“I die invincible!” – Male Asuran gaining protection boon.

“eat my dusk” ._. Always said by a warrior with a twilight
“i can feel ice cream embrace”

“Play how you want”

videoboy.4162:

My buddy and I have always though that the Harpies yelled out “Make love to me!” Needless to say, we were terrified of them. LOL

oh my god, I laughed so hard at this. You ruined the harpies for me, I can’t take them serious anymore! I’ll always hear “make love to me!” from now on.

Young Somalia.1706:

“Play how you want”

LOL i see what you did there.. +1!

love these – this thread reminds me of a certain npc that said: This pear, so delicious..’

“Help me and fail!” (is acually “Healthy and able”) Incredible annoying to listen to!

Female charr gaining a boon… Think it’s regenraation.

It’s feeeding..

(THAT FREAKING RISEN NEVER FINISHES THE SENTENCE!) I have been stalking them and putting my speakers to max just to hear him finish the sentence with “time” at the end of it.

I cant take this anymore QQ

“Time to do some real damage” erm from a Ranger ???

Frostfang.5109:

“Help me and fail!” (is acually “Healthy and able”) Incredible annoying to listen to!

Female charr gaining a boon… Think it’s regenraation.

Oh thank you! I never got that line before and I thought she was saying

“Help me inhale!”

The mental image of twiddling with a pair of a charr lady’s six “assets” to help her breathe was kinda crazy. o.O

COF P1
“Oh shut up and kiss me already”
“I’ll crush you into this fridge”

New guardian shout: “Shave your legs!”

Envy.1748:

COF P1
“Oh shut up and kiss me already”
“I’ll crush you into this fridge”

Warm… the Tribune!

Frostfang.5109:

“Help me and fail!” (is acually “Healthy and able”) Incredible annoying to listen to!

Female charr gaining a boon… Think it’s regenraation.

:O I always thought it was “healthy and frail” or “healthy as ale”

“Better than moon boots!”

“IT’s Celery!”

videoboy.4162:

My buddy and I have always though that the Harpies yelled out “Make love to me!” Needless to say, we were terrified of them. LOL

Thanks, now I will either hear “Make love to me” or “Platforming!”. Either way I will never hear what they are actually saying ever again. Thanks for that. :P

rotheche.2964:

“Better than moon boots!”

This is what I hear too. What are the norn actually saying?

EDIT: I don’t see how anything could be better than moon boots though.

On demand, when it’s on the mend. :s

I’m not an english speaker (or much a listener :P) but the harpies to me always scream “Blasphemy!”
Might just be my idea of how the word sounds.

Fort Trinity seems to have a problem with a nearby prison shark. O.o

whenever we taking something in wvw on gate of madness, people yell " THIS IS MADNESS" lol

Flash.6912:

whenever we taking something in wvw on gate of madness, people yell " THIS IS MADNESS" lol

Madness? THIS IS EBAY!!!

When you receive or salvage something and get a rare or better item I still hear

“Better than Moonboots”

I still dunno what is the actual saying heh my ears are stuck on moonboots.

Yargesh.4965:

rotheche.2964:

“Better than moon boots!”

This is what I hear too. What are the norn actually saying?

EDIT: I don’t see how anything could be better than moon boots though.

Hahaha Missed your post I Just posted something after yours about the same thing

Yargesh.4965:

rotheche.2964:

“Better than moon boots!”

This is what I hear too. What are the norn actually saying?

EDIT: I don’t see how anything could be better than moon boots though.

Better than moot loot.

‘’More violence I say, less violence.’’

Farzo.8410:

‘’More violence I say, less violence.’’

Lol, so true

“You can never have enough pleasure.”

“Bulbasaur, give me strength!”

reference:
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Hounds_of_Balthazar