Guild Wars 2

Even with all the skrittological humor in the game, several obvious puns have been missed…

Not a single skritt shaman, priest, monk or other religious poohbah in the game. I was really hoping to be able to yell HOLY SKRITT!

There needs to be an extremely subterranian skritt lair, so we can be in deep skritt. (Alternatively, a strangely wise skritt philosopher…)

A skrit named Jakk that we don’t know.

I’m sure there are others.

Skritt tend to yell out “Skritt, I’m hit!” when dying.

I saw one event where an NPC said someone had Skritt for brains. Laughed so hard!

How about the guy in the LA TP who talks about his competition being “skrittheads”?

All bow to the Horned Rat! Yes, yes!

Go to Skrittsburgh in the zone just north of metrica province for your city of skritt

I enjoy setting Skritt on fire, just so I can say “That’s some hot skritt!”

-officer in a guild called "Skrittical Hits-

Skittsburgh is pretty Skritty. It’s the Skittiest place in all the game by far. There’s Skritt strewn all over and it smells like Skritt.

Too bad there’s no Skritt creeks or they could be found up Skritt-creek without a paddle.

Deeper skritt may well come once they open up Tyria underground for exploration (never mind that the place will be crawling with destroyer mobs).

No, please, no more destroyers. Destroyers are the second worst thing after Risen. Branded or Icebrood I can stand.

Blackwolfe.5649:

No, please, no more destroyers. Destroyers are the second worst thing after Risen. Branded or Icebrood I can stand.

(I want our original destroyers back, not the turned into destroyer trolls and harpies we get now…)

Actually it’s Destroyers shaped into troll and harpy forms.

What about Destroyers that have dined on Skritt?

You ran from skritt!

First thing comes to my mind when I heard a couple of NPC skritts chatting with each other is “Why are they talking like Smurfs?”

Frellin.6318:

You ran from skritt!

I find myself saying What what WHAAAT? to my kids. And my cats.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious skritt.

Just remember, skritts roll down hill. Also remember, it’s easy to be knee deep in skritt, unless you’re an asura when its more like swimming in skritt.

I hate it when I step on skritt.

Blackwolfe.5649:

No, please, no more destroyers. Destroyers are the second worst thing after Risen. Branded or Icebrood I can stand.

Trolls and harpies are ok, the crabs however…

This especially in the tunnels north of Skrittburg, as the crampedness makes it difficult to dodge their lava fonts (a issue i also have with the embers in the reactor core).

One word, Singing

If you throw a skritt at a windmill, can you say that the skritt is about to hit the fan?

I’m waiting for the day when the word filter changes from kitten to skritt now.

Ratphink.4751:

I’m waiting for the day when the word filter changes from kitten to skritt now.

It would make more sense to be honest..

Ratphink.4751:

I’m waiting for the day when the word filter changes from kitten to skritt now.

Oh so much this!

Frellin.6318:

You ran from skritt!

That is the only taunt I have ever fallen for. I had to go back and finish the job, I just couldn’t live my life knowing I had ran from a skritt. I just couldn’t.

I’d like to play as a skritt, so everyone could see how much of a little skritt I am!

“Point for me!”

another “pun” missed is when skritt say “you ran from skritt” and you return to kill them, they should say “Oh skritt”

You got a little skritt on your face

Karizee.8076:

I saw one event where an NPC said someone had Skritt for brains. Laughed so hard!

yea skritt brained has been added to my insult list since GW 2 came out .

Eleri Tezhme.3048:

Frellin.6318:

You ran from skritt!

I find myself saying What what WHAAAT? to my kids. And my cats.

I love this too =)

What what whaaatt!?

VictoriousMonk.7150:

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious skritt.

That’s for charr vehicles, right?

Dante.1508:

One word, Singing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqgoFXYouwc

Where in the holy heek does that happen? o.O

You know what quote this game REALLY needs?

“I’m gonna rip your head off and skritt down your neck!”

XD Oh my god this thread… my sides…

Skritt Burglar hits you skrittical for 247987 dmg.
You die.

Well, as they say, Skritt Happens. It’s nice to know, however, that no matter how surrounded by skritt I find myself I can take solace in the fact that I smell… different.

shouldnt it be ‘skritten?’

but getting hooved, pecked and gnawed by deer, moa and bear cubs while goblin runs away at warp speed is pretty kitten right; gets the blood flowing

VOLKON.1290:

Well, as they say, Skritt Happens.

Darn right it does.