Guild Wars 2

Hi everybody,
I never seen a top 10 for that so I create it :P

I hope you past a good moment, it’s in french but it’s easy to understand xD

Good stuff!

I had a peculiar bug in Cliffside fractal a few weeks back. I was playing with 4 of us from the guild (we were on mumble) and 1 pug who communicated via in game chat.

So one of the guildies fell off the side of the cliff from the chest seal area while he had the hammer. I went all the way back down and rezzed him, however the hammer wasn’t with him. I went up to check the pedestal it sometimes spawns on, not there. So all 5 of us go on the hunt for the hammer, it was our 3rd fractal after all. After close to 10 minutes of searching, the pug chimes in “I see it!” ….“oh crap”. We go to his position and he points it out. There it is floating in the air about 10 feet out from the western cliff. We then proceed to climb above it and jump whilst trying to grab it as we fell to our deaths. Long story short, we couldn’t get the hammer and gave up….

Everytime I do a mission with carys she makes a noise like a chainsaw when she talks outside of cut scenes.
It’s really wierd…. O_o?

This is my weird bug/glitch. My charr got stuck with her torso twisted around… I got to fight with the sword behind my back til’ she got ‘un-stuck’.
It was a bit unnerving and funny at the same time.

Sad that you had to do it in French, no offense of course, but otherwise, pretty cool I guess.

I’d say every glitch that involves a character getting stuck in a pose is hilarious.

Also on Cliffside, the Archdiviner decided to be generous and drops TWO hammers once. Too bad it was before the last hit on the final seal.

The nude bug is really… WTH? hahahaha I never seen it >.<

Same bug here

I had a torch skill glitch on my guardian, so I ended up running around with her spewing flame from her mouth for 5 minutes.

Some animation stuck bugs are pretty fun, yeah.

Close enough.

Fox Soul.4809:

The nude bug is really… WTH? hahahaha I never seen it >.<

Yeah that was caused by wearing other Cultural Armors that weren’t for your race. Say for instance you are playing a Human. People would transmute the Charr Cultural Armor onto a white item, toss it in the bank, and then hop on their Human and wear it. Since the model was designed for Charr, it showed up blank on a Human, making them revert to the default model….. which was completely nude. It was fixed though.

At OP, great list. Several of those had me laughing. Especially the stuck poses in PvP. I remember there being another video with one of those, where someone was doing an airplane motion.

This one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CunHb3TJsg

By far the best bug was from beta when you could jump while doing any /emote. Sadly, they removed this from the game T_T

Last night I ran into a krait who was apparently the spawn of one of the giants of Skyrim. In the Straits of Desolation I was trying to reach the vista that comes out of the water and is surrounded by krait. Unfortunately, I was attacked by a krait as I was jumping up to the platform. Suddenly I find myself launched impossibly high in the air only to come crashing down for a ton of damage and dieing. I got a good laugh out of it.

You can get stuck in any emote with Potion of Ascalonian Mages + Witch broom skill. Like sleep emote but still can walk and jump. ^^

You can keep the underwater skills at land by using teleporting bubble on ele against end of the world wall to be teleported to wp but they will gone away if you move. You can still use them against enemies.

I really like your screen :o why not a top10 WTF screen soon xD

There was that one time when I tried to reach a particular vista in Timberline Falls, which is the one near where you do the krait witch group event. I have no idea how I did it, but I’ve somehow managed to get the boss stuck in a certain place and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

So, alongside a few other people who eventually turned up to finish the job, I killed her and got the kitten vista…

There’s a pigeon constantly cooing in Divinity’s Reach. It’s a ninja pigeon, because I can’t find it. If I could, I’d throw a rock at it!

Wheres the perma Greatsword 360 swing?

Fox Soul.4809:

The nude bug is really… WTH? hahahaha I never seen it >.<

Yes it happens, when the Christmas JP was up every time I left I got that bug in some way. I would post screens but… I don’t know if I’m allowed to XD

I do number 7 in that video all the time whenever I pass by that area. I love those buggy pirates.