Ways to tell that your new alt may be lame.

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Posted by: spconder.2489

spconder.2489

- When you enter character creation, your Avatar is already faceplanted.

- Logan Thackeray calls you a coward.

-Your reward for completing your first mission is a makeover kit.

-A Skritt calls your intelligence into question.

I’ll think of more….

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Posted by: Sorin.4310

Sorin.4310

in b4 “it’s not a warrior”

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Posted by: Helterskelter.8490

Helterskelter.8490

-It wears medium armor

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Posted by: JustTrogdor.7892

JustTrogdor.7892

- Your male character’s default town clothes include a Justin Bieber t-shirt and Uggs.

The Burninator

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Posted by: zenleto.6179

zenleto.6179

- it looks like a member of a boy band

Fire up the Hyperbowl ma, we’re going to town!

Would you like some hard cheeze with your sad whine?

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Posted by: pricer.5091

pricer.5091

- It is any of the possible character choices in the game…

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Posted by: dinominator.9862

dinominator.9862

- its name is unlike anything its mother would’ve given it (ie. “I Bring Killz” or “Deathbringrrr”).

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Posted by: Schlochtenberg.1452

Schlochtenberg.1452

- its name is “I Am A Storage Mule”

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Posted by: ZudetGambeous.9573

ZudetGambeous.9573

-your character is anything other then a warrior

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Posted by: JustTrogdor.7892

JustTrogdor.7892

- You roll any profession and find out it’s only skills are group hug, donate gold, zerg fodder, and party wipe scape goat.

The Burninator

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Posted by: Penguin.5197

Penguin.5197

- Rytlock confuses you for Thackeray

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Posted by: Datastar.5329

Datastar.5329

Your wearing a charr plush backpack is a pretty good sign.

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Posted by: JustTrogdor.7892

JustTrogdor.7892

In tune with the multibox debate raging on in another thread…

- You get kicked out of your own multibox group.

The Burninator

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

In your personal story, you die and Logan lives and finishes for you while you lie there.

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Posted by: Villious.8530

Villious.8530

Lmao. I love threads like these!

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Posted by: dinominator.9862

dinominator.9862

- Trahearne says you lack personality

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Posted by: TooBz.3065

TooBz.3065

- Trahearne criticizes you for being carried by the efforts of your main.

Anything I post is just the opinion of a very vocal minority of 1.

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Posted by: Little Old Lady.3742

Little Old Lady.3742

-You fail the intro mission.

-you are referred to as “the hero of shaemoors kid sister” , but you rolled a male.

-you rolled a warrior.

-other players would rather hang out with trahearn than you.

-the ambient rabbits and frogs keep killing you.

-your off hand weapon is a warhorn.

-your legendary is a harpoon

-your armor/weapons were bought from the vender not TP

-you have 4 slot bags and you are level 80.

<—— you got killed by a little old lady

Little Old Lady, Sea of Sorrows, Robot Adventurers [RA], Tokyo Japan.

(edited by Little Old Lady.3742)

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Posted by: Dante.1508

Dante.1508

It carries a flamethrower, Bow or has “Pets”…

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Posted by: HoboLyra.4908

HoboLyra.4908

-You rolled a ranger

-Tarnished Coast-
Obsidian Spire OS / EXS

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Posted by: spconder.2489

spconder.2489

In tune with the multibox debate raging on in another thread…

- You get kicked out of your own multibox group.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

- You get outsmarted when giving the Skritt their IQ test.

- Children run in terror whenever you take of your helmet.

- No mater what profession you pick, once in game it always gets changed to “Treb Ammo.”

- Any time you call a target, you end up calling target on yourself.