Ways to tell that your new alt may be lame.
in b4 “it’s not a warrior”
-It wears medium armor
- Your male character’s default town clothes include a Justin Bieber t-shirt and Uggs.
The Burninator
- it looks like a member of a boy band
Fire up the Hyperbowl ma, we’re going to town!
Would you like some hard cheeze with your sad whine?
Would you like some hard cheeze with your sad whine?
- It is any of the possible character choices in the game…
- its name is unlike anything its mother would’ve given it (ie. “I Bring Killz” or “Deathbringrrr”).
- its name is “I Am A Storage Mule”
-your character is anything other then a warrior
- You roll any profession and find out it’s only skills are group hug, donate gold, zerg fodder, and party wipe scape goat.
The Burninator
- Rytlock confuses you for Thackeray
Your wearing a charr plush backpack is a pretty good sign.
In tune with the multibox debate raging on in another thread…
- You get kicked out of your own multibox group.
The Burninator
In your personal story, you die and Logan lives and finishes for you while you lie there.
Lmao. I love threads like these!
- Trahearne says you lack personality
- Trahearne criticizes you for being carried by the efforts of your main.
Anything I post is just the opinion of a very vocal minority of 1.
-You fail the intro mission.
-you are referred to as “the hero of shaemoors kid sister” , but you rolled a male.
-you rolled a warrior.
-other players would rather hang out with trahearn than you.
-the ambient rabbits and frogs keep killing you.
-your off hand weapon is a warhorn.
-your legendary is a harpoon
-your armor/weapons were bought from the vender not TP
-you have 4 slot bags and you are level 80.
<—— you got killed by a little old lady
Little Old Lady, Sea of Sorrows, Robot Adventurers [RA], Tokyo Japan.
(edited by Little Old Lady.3742)
It carries a flamethrower, Bow or has “Pets”…
-You rolled a ranger
-Tarnished Coast-
Obsidian Spire OS / EXS
Obsidian Spire OS / EXS
In tune with the multibox debate raging on in another thread…
- You get kicked out of your own multibox group.
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
- You get outsmarted when giving the Skritt their IQ test.
- Children run in terror whenever you take of your helmet.
- No mater what profession you pick, once in game it always gets changed to “Treb Ammo.”
- Any time you call a target, you end up calling target on yourself.