Guild Wars 2

Or rather, what would it taste like?

Pomegranate blueberry is my guess.

I always thought blackberry/plum with a bit of goji berry

Deliciousness.

They taste of deliciousness.

killcannon.2576:

I’d say they taste like rainbows…yep definitely rainbows.

Rainbow coated drops of sunshine with hints of starlight and a creamy moonglow center for sure…

Chicken.

Risen chicken.

greed and despair

It tastes like..

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Sorry, what were we talking about again?

You must eat Om nom nom.

The one I had tasted like undead chicken nuggets.

They have no taste,but are 90% water 10% cocaine-thats why the are so expensive.

They taste like the very thing that would make you go OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!

For me that would be Papa Murphey’s Magnifico Pizza, chicken tenders or peanut butter.

I believe they taste like a Sandvich.

Astral Projections.7320:

The one I had tasted like undead chicken nuggets.

I can verify the chicken part.
Definitely chicken.
Chickenberry.

Imagine a raspberry without the annoying seeds that get stuck between your teeth. That plus orange flavored ice cream.

So frikkin’ good it makes you lose control of your body and wiggle uncontrollably on the floor with drool dripping out of your mouth.

Omnom Berry is Soylent Green!

Durian…..tastes like heavenly custard.

Smells like the Risen.

Tastes omnomnomnomnom good.

killcannon.2576:

Uh…they grow in a land ruled over and controlled by a megalomaniac undead dragon, who wants to suck all the life from the world, cared for by undead farmers who desire nothing better than to tear your face off and use it for a handkerchief, fertilized by 300 year old cattle and the blood of victims too foolish to leave the place alone.

I’d say they taste like rainbows…yep definitely rainbows.

I’m not even going to ask what you think Orrian truffles taste like:
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Orrian_Truffle_%28node%29

o.0

oh berries! om nom nom nom! what were you asking again? I got distracted, bad me…
Maybe they are like pineberries (the pineapple – strawberry hybrid things)

As for Orrian truffles….since a truffle is a type of mushroom…ie a fungus AND that area is pretty water logged, not to mention full of rotting undead… Yeah, I don’t want to speculate…

it tastes like magic find

Omnoms only grow in Orr right?

It must taste like the undead, but it will find the magic for you.

I always imagined them as kind of a citrusy cherry. Mmm. Cherries.

Raf.1078:

Durian…..tastes like heavenly custard.

Smells like the Risen.

This.

If you don’t know what a durian is, look it up. I’ve heard it described as a gastronomic orgasm that smells like the sweaty socks of a corpse covered in vomit.

They taste like snozzberries.

noother.2190:

They taste like snozzberries.

Crap you beat me by 15 minutes!

killcannon.2576:

Uh…they grow in a land ruled over and controlled by a megalomaniac undead dragon, who wants to suck all the life from the world, cared for by undead farmers who desire nothing better than to tear your face off and use it for a handkerchief, fertilized by 300 year old cattle and the blood of victims too foolish to leave the place alone.

I’d say they taste like rainbows…yep definitely rainbows.

So what you’re saying is that they taste like Skittles.

mmmmm, Skittles vodka.

http://mixthatdrink.com/skittles-vodka-tutorial/

rizzo.1079:

Crap

No that’s dingleberries.

Oddly enough, it tastes like snozzberries.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/lore/What-do-omnom-berries-taste-like

Conclusion from earlier: like Mangosteen.

rizzo.1079:

noother.2190:

They taste like snozzberries.

Crap you beat me by 15 minutes!

I was surprised no one else posted it before us lol

noother.2190:

They taste like snozzberries.

You know, I always loved that he said that, and then people began licking/tasting the walls. “Snozz” means nose, so “snozzberries” likely means… boogers.

He tells them that it will taste like someone wiped their boogers off on the wall, and they all begin licking it. He was an evil man.

ahem As for the question at hand? Given all the undead in the area and the general lack of life, it’s odd that anything grows there. I’d say that all the repressed life force of the area is gathering in those plants, creating something truly wonderful. If planted and allowed to grow, they would likely create huge plants with strange fruit.

… I’ll just cut to the chase here. They taste like sylvari.

Someone beat me to snozzberries, so I’ll just say:

The Omnomberries taste like Omnomberries!

Honestly tho. I picture them as a berry sort of like Synsepalum dulcificum, it’s a real world berry that after you eat it everything else tastes sweet to you (even lemons). Except maybe Omnomberries make everything taste like your favorite food.

I’d like to imagine they taste like purple fruit gushers.

<3 me some fruit gushers as a kid.

Bit like Om, bit like Nom, with all the juicy “berry” feeling you could ask for!

ITT: We discuss arbitrary details of things that don’t exist.

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so warm he, himself, couldn’t eat?

killcannon.2576:

Uh…they grow in a land ruled over and controlled by a megalomaniac undead dragon, who wants to suck all the life from the world, cared for by undead farmers who desire nothing better than to tear your face off and use it for a handkerchief, fertilized by 300 year old cattle and the blood of victims too foolish to leave the place alone.

I’d say they taste like rainbows…yep definitely rainbows.

But they also grow in Frostgorge.

Icebroodberries.

http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/post/32827247018/guild-wars-2-chocolate-omnomberry-cake-its

Geotherma.2395:

http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/post/32827247018/guild-wars-2-chocolate-omnomberry-cake-its

Very nice replica,

BUT

do you get:
+15% chill duration.
+70 power
+10 Experience from kills irl? Huuuuuuuuuh?

(Oh god that last one is morbid.)

“do you get:
+15% chill duration.
Add icecream.

+70 power
Add whey.

+10 Experience from kills irl? Huuuuuuuuuh?"
Give poisoned cake to cults?
Or join the military? :P

Oh wow, you got out of that one better than I expected.

Starscream.6498:

killcannon.2576:

Uh…they grow in a land ruled over and controlled by a megalomaniac undead dragon, who wants to suck all the life from the world, cared for by undead farmers who desire nothing better than to tear your face off and use it for a handkerchief, fertilized by 300 year old cattle and the blood of victims too foolish to leave the place alone.

I’d say they taste like rainbows…yep definitely rainbows.

But they also grow in Frostgorge.

Icebroodberries.

Sorry, they don’t. Only WvW and Orr.

Tower Guard.5263:

Omnoms only grow in Orr right?

It must taste like the undead, but it will find the magic for you.

They also grow in the Eternal Battleground, rarely.

Tobias Trueflight.8350:

Tower Guard.5263:

Omnoms only grow in Orr right?

It must taste like the undead, but it will find the magic for you.

They also grow in the Eternal Battleground, rarely.

And are watered there by the bitter tears of the vanquished players.

This.

kitten

/15char

Considering the scarcity of them plus what omnomberry items cost on the TP my guss is they would have a similar, if not an identical taste to money.

I think they taste like Sperheoven Krispies:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8v1GzfkKBM

Rawstrawberry …

Take real life money worth +/- 20 silver and put that in your mouth, there you go.

Omnomberry tastes like victory.