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Posted by: Dawnbreaker.6215

Dawnbreaker.6215

In game we see that the counterparts to vikings are stereotyped as loving beer. This is something they put a LOT of stress on, they refer to beer and ale all the time.

Other races however don’t have this at all.

Why is Arenanet trying to portray beer and drinking as something stereotypically nordic? I’m pretty sure that every single country in Europe has consumed alcohol since the dawn of time, had their taverns and the same share of drunks. I don’t see alcohol as being something typically nordic.

Forget about just Europe, people in the world all the way to Japan have had the same tradition, this is just silly.

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Posted by: RoseofGilead.8907

RoseofGilead.8907

Still keeping with the random troll posts and imaginary scoreboard, I see.

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

The Queensdale monastery as well as a merchant in the Salma district sells alcohol.

Edit: at least one heart in Ascalon sells wine.

I didn’t bother to look further.

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ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Crimson Clouds.4853

Crimson Clouds.4853

Still keeping with the random troll posts and imaginary scoreboard, I see.

+1

I find it funny when people get upset and defensive about things that aren’t even true. :P

There’s a brewery in the monastery in Queensdale. The brewery is run by a female human. One of the events is called “Drive back the centaurs before they steal the monastery’s ale (11)”, so it’s certainly beer/ale that is being brewed there.

http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Eldvin_Monastery
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Sister_Liz

And that’s just one example- I’m sure there are many more, including non-norn merchants selling beer.

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Posted by: Azure The Heartless.3261

Azure The Heartless.3261

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Charr_Bartender

There’s all kinds of heavy drinkers in this game, Gr8 B8 M8.

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Posted by: Ykfox.3825

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There’s a pretty decently large tavern/bar/thing in the Charr home instance, and there’s another in the Grove.

The only race that I don’t think has a ‘bar’ in it’s city is Rata Sum, and well… I can’t really see Asura’ drinking alcohol quite like the other races probably do.

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Posted by: Azure The Heartless.3261

Azure The Heartless.3261

There’s a pretty decently large tavern/bar/thing in the Charr home instance, and there’s another in the Grove.

The only race that I don’t think has a ‘bar’ in it’s city is Rata Sum, and well… I can’t really see Asura’ drinking alcohol quite like the other races probably do.

http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Sotzz_the_Scallywag

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Posted by: Draknar.5748

Draknar.5748

In game we see that the counterparts to vikings are stereotyped as loving beer. This is something they put a LOT of stress on, they refer to beer and ale all the time.

Other races however don’t have this at all.

I’m pretty sure that every single country in Europe has consumed alcohol since the dawn of time

Gonna go out on a limb here and say you don’t actually mean the dawn of time but rather the discovery of fermentation / alcohol.

Where in Europe is Tyria located again? Oh wait, it’s a fantasy world…

You might as well say, “There’s no such thing as talking plant people! Haha, stupid Anet. Me: 4 Anet : 0”

I won’t stop because I can’t stop.

It’s a medical condition, they say its terminal….

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Posted by: Crimson Clouds.4853

Crimson Clouds.4853

There’s a pretty decently large tavern/bar/thing in the Charr home instance, and there’s another in the Grove.

The only race that I don’t think has a ‘bar’ in it’s city is Rata Sum, and well… I can’t really see Asura’ drinking alcohol quite like the other races probably do.

Your post got me thinking about if I had seen an Asura drink (excessively). It brought me to the “Down the Hatch” personal story instance for Order of Whispers.

http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Down_the_Hatch

One of the skills given for the drinking game are “Drink. Take a swig of Ale”- so we know it’s ale, once again. Each enemy you have to challenge is from a different race, including an Asura called Kiplr The Tippler.

So now we know it’s not just purely about brewing or selling ale/beer, we also know that members of non-norn races also drink beer excessively.

EDIT:

You might as well say, “There’s no such thing as talking plant people! Haha, stupid Anet. Me: 4 Anet : 0”

Inb4 “Sylvari aren’t realistic” thread emerges- don’t give Dawnbreaker ideas!

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Posted by: Shadey Dancer.2907

Shadey Dancer.2907

I am shocked and horrified that ummm, things could happen and errr, I am emotionally traumitised becouse—- i saw it on CSI thigummy—i umm errr demand compensation, your honor, err no wait that’s not right, oh forget it

Anyway beer for everyone!

http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Belcher%27s_Bluff

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Posted by: Kyuff.4875

Kyuff.4875

As a Scandinavian I must admit you are perfectly correct. It all boils down to the fact we brew the best Ale.

Except for the Norwegians, they know nothing of beer.

… and the Swedes. They get drunk too easily with their Systembolaget.

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Posted by: Dawnbreaker.6215

Dawnbreaker.6215

There’s a pretty decently large tavern/bar/thing in the Charr home instance, and there’s another in the Grove.

The only race that I don’t think has a ‘bar’ in it’s city is Rata Sum, and well… I can’t really see Asura’ drinking alcohol quite like the other races probably do.

Ooze Booze.

Also, Charr are roman, they should be bathing in ale and beer.

I think that in game it’s made clear that drinking beer is more cliché of the Norn than any other race though, it’s made a lot more prominent for some strange reason.

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Posted by: RoseofGilead.8907

RoseofGilead.8907

Also, Charr are roman, they should be bathing in ale and beer.

No, wine would be more the drink of choice. Obviously, beer was known and consumed, but wine was THE drink to drink for drunky drunk fun.

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Posted by: Dawnbreaker.6215

Dawnbreaker.6215

As a Scandinavian I must admit you are perfectly correct. It all boils down to the fact we brew the best Ale.

Source ?

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Posted by: Crimson Clouds.4853

Crimson Clouds.4853

Also, Charr are roman, they should be bathing in ale and beer.

I think that in game it’s made clear that drinking beer is more cliché of the Norn than any other race though, it’s made a lot more prominent for some strange reason.

I break it down into this:

Norn care about their legacy- what other people think about them.

In order for their deeds to be heard about, they must boast to as many norn as they can.

They boast at a moot- a great gathering of other norn.

Feasting and gathering go hand-in-hand, as does alcohol and feasting (which is a tradition not exclusive to nordics.)

Why ale/beer of all possible alcoholic beverages? I’m sure it’s down to the climate of Hoelbrak and the Shiverpeaks and the types of fermentable plants that grow in the region… and this is where comparisons to the real-world could be made.

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Posted by: zenleto.6179

zenleto.6179

As a Scandinavian I must admit you are perfectly correct. It all boils down to the fact we brew the best Ale.

Source ?

Or is it sauce?

Fire up the Hyperbowl ma, we’re going to town!

Would you like some hard cheeze with your sad whine?

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Posted by: caveman.5840

caveman.5840

everyone knows a asura will drink u under the table

don’t underestimate the power of a midgets liver

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Posted by: Pickles.9436

Pickles.9436

There’s a pretty decently large tavern/bar/thing in the Charr home instance, and there’s another in the Grove.

The only race that I don’t think has a ‘bar’ in it’s city is Rata Sum, and well… I can’t really see Asura’ drinking alcohol quite like the other races probably do.

Probably because its been said a drunk asura will be the cause of the Golem uprising.

So drunk science is banned.

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Posted by: Ayrilana.1396

Ayrilana.1396

Humans drank a ton of alcoholic beverages in Guild Wars. I seem to remember a title for it.

Oh. And this:

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Brewmaster

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Posted by: Kal Spiro.9745

Kal Spiro.9745

The reason the Norn are the biggest and loudest drunks, other than being the largest major race, is that their entire society is about being a free spirit and doing what you like. The Charr get drunk with the best of them, but their strict military society doesn’t allow for mindless frivolity in that regard. Humans enjoy their drink, but half of them are too busy just trying to survive, while the other “smaller” half are too worried about appearances to get mindlessly drunk on a regular basis. Asura may enjoy drinking, possibly, but it’s more to drown out failure for an experiment gone wrong than to celebrate. The Sylvari would be the next most likely to experiment with booze on a whole unmoderated level, but generally speaking they’re supposed to be too noble for that, they have a higher purpose and that’s what they’re after.

The Norn have literally nothing better to do, especially if drinking a Dolyak’s weight in beer can be written in their legendary deeds. That and getting mindlessly drunk makes doing crazy, pointless, but ultimately awesome things with a high probability of death a lot easier to stomach.

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

Skritt drink too. A lot. They brew beer also and I’m pretty sure they aren’t related to Norns, nor are they Nordic.

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Posted by: Ashen.2907

Ashen.2907

Norn urinate and defecate near their drinking water supply. They drink beer because its safer than untreated water.

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Posted by: Dawnbreaker.6215

Dawnbreaker.6215

The reason the Norn are the biggest and loudest drunks, other than being the largest major race, is that their entire society is about being a free spirit and doing what you like. The Charr get drunk with the best of them, but their strict military society doesn’t allow for mindless frivolity in that regard. Humans enjoy their drink, but half of them are too busy just trying to survive, while the other “smaller” half are too worried about appearances to get mindlessly drunk on a regular basis. Asura may enjoy drinking, possibly, but it’s more to drown out failure for an experiment gone wrong than to celebrate. The Sylvari would be the next most likely to experiment with booze on a whole unmoderated level, but generally speaking they’re supposed to be too noble for that, they have a higher purpose and that’s what they’re after.

The Norn have literally nothing better to do, especially if drinking a Dolyak’s weight in beer can be written in their legendary deeds. That and getting mindlessly drunk makes doing crazy, pointless, but ultimately awesome things with a high probability of death a lot easier to stomach.

Nice job, I didn’t expect to see a good answer to my question.

In fact I’m changing my scoreboard to this now:

Me: 2, Anet: 0, Kal Spiro: 1

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

everyone knows a asura will drink u under the table

don’t underestimate the power of a midgets liver

Only because they’re shorter than the table! XD

Charr get whisky. Therefore, Charr are superior.

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Posted by: Kal Spiro.9745

Kal Spiro.9745

The reason the Norn are the biggest and loudest drunks, other than being the largest major race, is that their entire society is about being a free spirit and doing what you like. The Charr get drunk with the best of them, but their strict military society doesn’t allow for mindless frivolity in that regard. Humans enjoy their drink, but half of them are too busy just trying to survive, while the other “smaller” half are too worried about appearances to get mindlessly drunk on a regular basis. Asura may enjoy drinking, possibly, but it’s more to drown out failure for an experiment gone wrong than to celebrate. The Sylvari would be the next most likely to experiment with booze on a whole unmoderated level, but generally speaking they’re supposed to be too noble for that, they have a higher purpose and that’s what they’re after.

The Norn have literally nothing better to do, especially if drinking a Dolyak’s weight in beer can be written in their legendary deeds. That and getting mindlessly drunk makes doing crazy, pointless, but ultimately awesome things with a high probability of death a lot easier to stomach.

Nice job, I didn’t expect to see a good answer to my question.

In fact I’m changing my scoreboard to this now:

Me: 2, Anet: 0, Kal Spiro: 1

Thanks, but I’m pretty sure that’s ANet’s point since I’m not doing any more than explaining what they intended the whole time.

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Posted by: IllegalChocolate.6938

IllegalChocolate.6938

I personally just find it amazing that Norns could bolster about all this ale they drink all the time as if their proving something by consuming such a watery substance.

Try some Charr Whisky and see what happens.

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Posted by: Basaltface.2786

Basaltface.2786

There’s a pretty decently large tavern/bar/thing in the Charr home instance, and there’s another in the Grove.

The only race that I don’t think has a ‘bar’ in it’s city is Rata Sum, and well… I can’t really see Asura’ drinking alcohol quite like the other races probably do.

well at a heart you can actually buy some experimental alcoholic beverage made from slimes that gets you s**tfaced like other alcoholic drinks if you drink some of them.. so thats that

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Posted by: mtpelion.4562

mtpelion.4562

There are no Nordic peoples in Tyria.

You forfeit all points for presenting a factually incorrect assertion.

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Posted by: Ralanost.8913

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Keep your tumblr posts where they belong. Hint, it isn’t here.

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

There are no Nordic peoples in Tyria.

You forfeit all points for presenting a factually incorrect assertion.

They’re pretty much like Hogwort’s points anyway.

Thusly, I award ArenaNet 200 points.

OP: 3, ArenaNet: 200, Kal Spiro: 1

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Posted by: Rym.1469

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everyone knows a asura will drink u under the table

don’t underestimate the power of a midgets liver

Only because they’re shorter than the table! XD

Charr get whisky. Therefore, Charr are superior.

That.

Aaand…are you the same guy who complained about Norn being neokittens?

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Posted by: Kal Spiro.9745

Kal Spiro.9745

There are no Nordic peoples in Tyria.

You forfeit all points for presenting a factually incorrect assertion.

They’re pretty much like Hogwort’s points anyway.

Thusly, I award ArenaNet 200 points.

OP: 3, ArenaNet: 200, Kal Spiro: 1

#whoslineisitanyway

Just for that, I deduct 5 from Gryffindor

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Posted by: Illconceived Was Na.9781

Illconceived Was Na.9781

this is just silly.

Yes, a very good description of the original post in the thread.

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Posted by: Lil Puppy.5216

Lil Puppy.5216

There’s a huge assortment of human, norn, and charr merchants that sell ale, whiskey, beer, and wine.
I don’t recall many asura or sylvari that do but I’m sure there are.

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Posted by: Guhracie.3419

Guhracie.3419

As a Scandinavian I must admit you are perfectly correct. It all boils down to the fact we brew the best Ale.

Source ?

I’ve bolded the source of this information, since you appear to have missed it the first time around.

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Posted by: Khisanth.2948

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There’s a pretty decently large tavern/bar/thing in the Charr home instance, and there’s another in the Grove.

The only race that I don’t think has a ‘bar’ in it’s city is Rata Sum, and well… I can’t really see Asura’ drinking alcohol quite like the other races probably do.

Experiments tend to blow up often enough while sober just imagine what Tyria would be like with drunk Asura.

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Posted by: Andraus.3874

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I figured it out.The Real end game in GW2 is…. Drum roll…..
Forum Trolling

Mechanics:
*For every troll post you get 1 point.
*For every page past page 1 the thread goes, you get 1 point.
*For every person you can trick into believing your position you get 1 point.
*For every 5 points you level up. Ranging from fairy tale troll to LOTRs troll to finally legendary troll (there’s various levels in between)
*Being the first person to successfully derail the thread which leads to its closure gets you 1 point.
*If you get a dev response you win and instantly get legendary troll status.

Am I right?

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Posted by: spiritus.7983

spiritus.7983

Why is Arenanet trying to portray beer and drinking as something stereotypically nordic?

Forget about just Europe, people in the world all the way to Japan have had the same tradition, this is just silly.

Me: 3, Anet: 0

the only thing silly is you, in ancient times south of Europe grow grapes and made wine up to Italy and France, above this line is too cold for that so they make beer instead. Or better yet, south can make wine+beer, nord can make only beer :P

That’s the TL;DR version. Inb4, forget today improvements in agriculture and grapes strain that grow now in nordic areas

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Posted by: Scoundrel.2139

Scoundrel.2139

You mustn’t have too many things to whine about if this is something that ails you. May as well just scotch the game now and throw it on the funeral bier.

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Posted by: Nakatsu Hime.3520

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Me and my sisters’ genes mean we can’t handle alcohol well, so a restriction in the sale helps me with my headaches, and helps my Warrior sister in hitting far less trees than Grawls.

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

Charr get whisky. Therefore, Charr are superior.

That.

Aaand…are you the same guy who complained about Norn being neokittens?

Noooope. I wouldn’t say that. Because being neokittens could potentially make them interesting, and we all know that Norn brag so much so we won’t know how boring they actually are.

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