Guild Wars 2

Back when I exclusively played my guard…well….I’m a little embarrassed to admit that things like “GS3” and “Retreat!” would pop in my head if I was walking somewhere in a hurry >.>

When you wish you could blink/shadowstep across the street instead of waiting for a pedestrian crosswalk.

…Or is that just everyone regardless?

Arikyali.5804:

When you wish you could blink/shadowstep across the street instead of waiting for a pedestrian crosswalk.

…Or is that just everyone regardless?

I dunno….does your finger twitch, trying to press your “blink” mouse hotkey?

Mine does >.<

When you start thinking about the logistics of having a cow and a cat produce a RL Charr

Arikyali.5804:

When you wish you could blink/shadowstep across the street instead of waiting for a pedestrian crosswalk.

…Or is that just everyone regardless?

This literally just happened to me! It’s really cold outside and I had to take the trash out. I stepped outside got “chilled” and thought “Gods I wish I had condi removal and blink right now.”

You know you’ve been playing GW2 too much when…

.. I look at my belly ;(

Gunner.1426:

You know you’ve been playing GW2 too much when…

.. I look at my belly ;(

oh god xD

/thread.

Heart disease, here I come…..

you know you play to much gw2 when it comes up as a daily topic of talk with the people you work with.

my boss knows how to play without even playing the game

Morsus.5106:

Malkavian.4516:

…when I do business the only currency I accept is in gold, silver and/or copper. I refuse to accept paper money!

I’ll only give you pennies from now on. Have fun counting up your mortgage payment.

Ha! Jokes on you! I don’t got a mortgage. Although I do have other expenses though. Imagine paying in pennies. That’s the epitome of trolling right there. :P

You know you play too much gw2 when you dream about escorting Pack Bulls, keep them alive but never get to the fort…. just keep escorting and escorting forever…

Woke up tired.

When someone does something stupid, you call them a “Silly Bookah.”

Gaile Gray.6029:

maestrochino.7104:

I pass this every day to work and think, “Ooh, an undiscovered waypoint!”.

:D

brunana.8519:

When you try to collect rewards from the Thomas Cook in town…

That is darling! <3

Fyrebrand.4859:

Some (embarrassing) real-life ones for me:

• I’m watching a gameplay video of GW2 and I try to hover my mouse over their skills to see more info

Oh, I have never done that. ~blush!

Aerinndis.2730:

Hubby has played too much because his license plate is now Tyria.

Seriously? Luv that!!

Raeysa Penrose.8450:

When your go-to reaction for people who get on your nerves is “Foo!”

I do that! Someone gets carried away and I say “Oh foo!”

Our mouths dropped when we found out that Tyria was available. We were just playing around cause his plate was up for renewal and he was wanting something unique. Now there are 49 of them left to get, LOL.

when u say a bad word but all that comes out is kitten

I’ve played asura so much I sometimes call people bookahs irl

caveman.5840:

when u say a bad word but all that comes out is kitten

Guilty of that, at least in my head.

Mabel Pines.3150:

I’ve played asura so much I sometimes call people bookahs irl

Ok, that would be such a great license plate: Bookah!!!!

When discussing pick up lines, my son and his friend came up with, “ooOOoo Nice teeth.”

…..you accidentally write your toons name on your school assignment heading. “Zoso th… not again…”

When you wish you had a merchant to "sell junk" in the garage, closet, or stuff you find on the street.

When you realize you live close to the Maguuma Wastes.

You are standing in LA wondering what to do.

Arikyali.5804:

When you wish you could blink/shadowstep across the street instead of waiting for a pedestrian crosswalk.

…Or is that just everyone regardless?

I’ll ask for a step better and wish my campus had an Asura gate/waypoint system. Why drive (aka, m**nt) when you can teleport?

Alas, ’tis not so. ;_;

…you accidentally refer to WvW as “real life” while playing PvE. (The other day I said that the arrow carts in The Silverwastes work “just like the ones in real life”.)

…someone refers to Los Angeles as “LA” and you think they’re talking about Lion’s Arch.

…most of what you know about cooking involves a discovery panel.

…you’re convinced that Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy must be a Sylvari.

…during a background check, the interviewer asks if there are any other names you’ve ever gone by, and you provide your main character’s name.

1. Someone tried to make a Chuck Norris joke and I butted in with “Trahearne.”

2. Just about any Latin or Greek word gets me thinking about fighting Lupicus.

3. Whenever I trip or stumble there’s a chance I’ll grumble, “working as intended.” (My GW2 goto phrase whenever I Ranger 1h-sword skill-1-leap into trouble.)

4. Randomly having to stop myself from saying “Luminescent” out loud for no reason.

When your strategies for breaking down communication barriers with your girlfriend involve siege weapons……..wait what girlfriend?

When you picture 15 char on the rugby field

… when you see things in random places, in media and real life, and you start planning on how to do the obvious jump puzzle.

I have also used the word “bookah” as an insult.

…when Thunderbird tells you “There are no new dungeons”.

If you spontaneously start singing a part of ‘fear not this night’ in public “and YOU CAN’T ALWAYS BE STROOOONG! Lift your voice with the first light of dawn!”!!