Guild Wars 2

…you’re sitting at the bar surrounded by attractive women and you’re browsing the forums on your iphone and impulsively decide to post a thread about playing GW2 too much.

God, have mercy on my soul plz.

Tell one of those sexy ladies what your progress on getting Twilight is.

You might get lucky.

Doggie.3184:

Tell one of those sexy ladies what your progress on getting Twilight is.

You might get lucky.

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come over, i’ll show you my legendaries

• plot twist, actually only shows legendaries *

when you have over 9000 achievement points…….

when you are walking around on a wine farm and turn to your husband and say “hey this is a really big map”

When you say “L2doubletap” seeing two people bump into eachother.

Doggie.3184:

Tell one of those sexy ladies what your progress on getting Twilight is.

You might get lucky.

Ladies likes Twilight. Might not be the GSword, but who cares

When you can outrun a centaur?

When your bins are full and you take them to your nearest shop to sell the contents.

When you go to see the 2nd hobbit movie and confuse many of the areas in said movie for jumping puzzles or the cliffside fractal.

I may have posted it 5 months ago but it still applies…
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- When I walk past the supermarket and see a new type of ingredient and say: “Hey! I know this! The fresh ones should look undamaged and bright colors. Of course I know this… I made 2 stacks of them last night!”
- When I find that rock climbing is easy for once, when I compared to spending 2 hours on THAT jumping puzzle.
- When you start using phrases in real life, such as “I can outrun a centaur” or “That’s valuable.”
- When you are angry and profanity changes to “I’M GONNA FOO UP YOUR DAY!”
- When you get super excited when you find that yummy slice of [Slice of Garlic Bread] in Ascolanian Catacombs as if it is the best thing that has even happened to you. To be honest, I don’t even like garlic bread but always so excited for this one?