Guild Wars 2

le first time when I saw the following in wvw map chat:

“Golem drop off cliff, waste of 1 gold lol”

Looks like I’m not the only fan of Mag’s anti-recruitment drive thread.

When Southsun shove was just released, there were huge zergs all over the place, killing all the Veteran Karkas and everything else that moved. Well, Veteran Karkas have this move that many people call the barrel roll, and it would instantly down 80% of the zerg. Hilarity ensued each time.

Also in the Halloween event’s dungeon there were these scarcrows that behaved like structures, summoning a bunch of ravens every now and then to attack a random player within their radius, and when you destroyed them they feared everyone within range. Well my party’d just killed the Mad King, and we were jumping off one of the last cliffs where there still are scarecrows. I was innocently destroying one right by the cliff and it died right as one of my mates was running past me, fearing him into the abyss. We were all laughing so hard.

If I remember any others I’ll come to post. God this game is fun rofl

This short clip is the one moment that had me laughing like a deranged lunatic.

So there’s this heart-quest south of frozen maw. It’s located atop a steep cliff on the side of the mountain. The goal is to fetch hidden bundles of food and bring them to the NPC-but there’s a catch! Upon picking up the food, hungry bunnies will chase you down and knock you over for the food.

Well, I was doing this event one evening as part of my map completion, and the most asinine thing happened to me. I picked up a food stache, and as usual, the bunnies start ed amassing around me. Soon, I found myself on the edge of the cliff when I got knocked by a bunny and promptly fell to my death. BEWARE OF THE BUNNIES.

100% legit story, in case you were wondering.

when we were trollin around in wvw and a zerg sucide rained on us off a cliff.

I was hangning out most of the way up breeched wall about 80
% up, i already had the vista/skill point but had been helping some guildies and randoms with it.

I was going to go AFK for a while and left my human thief dancing on the wall, on a 1ft wide part…… Now as most of you know the human thief moves side to side a little while dancing…….

So about 20 seconds after i started dancing just as a norn guardian was coming up to me on the wall my toon did the moonwalk part of the dance right off the side and fell to his death.

The norn whispered me to tell me he had been playing since beta and that was by far the funniest thing he had seen in game. And i must admit i was laughing for about 10 min.

Jski.6180:

Its always in wvw when ppl getting a bit too mindless and jump off a cliff when the person leading had a fall skill.

yup and don’t follow anyone with 50 percent less fall dmg….doesnt en well XD

So I’m playing sPvP. A warrior uses bulls charge / frenzy / 100b on me. I use shield block and down him, then he leaves the game. Sometimes works on thieves too. Makes me lol every time

Seeing a dead person say sth like “wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaa6666666” is just classic

Another epic moment was here on forums (see attachment)

edit: found the thread:
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Alt-F4-not-working

How Can i forgot the best LOL every was:
I was with my that time guild wvwing in some BL – everyone knows our commander, and how good he is. We where capping tower after tower after tower, till we got to Cliffside.
Our guild Zerg was huge, we where about to attack Cliffside, standing outside its door. Commander- Oh no i ran out of Ram, someone got a ram?
guildmembers- ah noo I ran out of it too, me to, me 3 al so on. Turn out we all ran out of ram.
Then we asked the random ppl, if they have ram, none got ram.
OH NO what now???
Since it was late at night and we where super lazy to run all the way back to the wp the commander decide to build 5 Balist to smash the gate. we lol big time on TS3

only a few Mine another guild came, and they when like OMG who was that nub building a balist in front of the door? BIP nub who was it??
We where no longer able to play guild wars coz most of us has falling off the chair die laughing LOL

We manage to smash the door down tho it look some time. But it was better then nothing xD

Sometimes GW2 itself with those tech problems since there is no same issues at cheap mmos…

Mia Wynd.2367:

Does anyone else’s stomach do a little flutter when your character jumps off a cliff?

Yes, I get that “Ohhhhh geeez” moment.

This was LOL for me :’D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ9UsOcGCwY

I was in bloodtide cost doing the pirate event at the priory reaserch place just south of LA. It was maybe week 2 just after realese, the finnal boss apperd and it was around 20 to 30 people there. The red apperd on the ground EVERYWHERE, i got to a safe spot, and EVERYONE JUST DIED, exept me and 3 more people…Was the best moment in guild war 2…ever, just see so many people die and not me.. :’3

Brullyra.1592:

I’ve twice died from being knocked off a cliff by a rabbit doing Bjarni’s heart in Wayfarer foothills

Kitten Bjarni and his rabbits to the lowest pit of hell. I hate that heart. That and the jotun trading one.

I spent about 15 min explaining to another player that the backpack that appears when equipping the flamethrower on my engi is NOT a piece of equipment, but actually tied to my utility skill. I got a good laugh from it when I was finally met with the response “Wow, i feel so dumb now”.

@Hoyvin – totally agree.
I wanted to add a lulz moment that I’m sure others have done.
Jumping off a vista only to find the water isn’t quite as deep as you thought it was and then having another body fall on you from someone else thinking the exact same thing.
Me: “um it looked a lot deeper from up there”
Them: “lol yeah it did”

Being chased down by 3 people in WvW, about to die on a cliff…

Used Fear Me.

THE LULZ

Vorch.2985:

Being chased down by 3 people in WvW, about to die on a cliff…

Used Fear Me.

THE LULZ

As funny as that is I’m now annoyed that while you can fear people off clifts my Mesmer can’t knock them off with my Greatsword’s knockback power.

A very displaced spirit. Laughed my kitten off XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZbDijy9qmIQ

Karmar pure and simple, she got a taste of her own medicine
Its still embarasing that i thought i had axe+mace so instead of doing double debuff i ended up charging and stunning <.< Buuut i got the job done.

eisberg.2379:

When he stopped, I asked “Where’s the restroom?”

Dang, and that was such a set-up. The obvious response: We don’t have restrooms, we have water-closets.

Can’t let this thread die! It was one of the few interesting threads in this forum xD

Gathslan.1870:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZbDijy9qmIQ

Karmar pure and simple, she got a taste of her own medicine
Its still embarasing that i thought i had axe+mace so instead of doing double debuff i ended up charging and stunning <.< Buuut i got the job done.

So funny!

Tibicia.8315:

eisberg.2379:

When he stopped, I asked “Where’s the restroom?”

Dang, and that was such a set-up. The obvious response: We don’t have restrooms, we have water-closets.

Is that like an outhouse?

I guess it still is having a champion karka steamroll the whole zerg in the spirals seconds after i quip that this could become a deathtrap.

I was just reminded in another thread of one. Accidentally triggering dodge on a jumping puzzle because I’m cautiously moving myself close to a ledge.

Tap – move forward
Tap – move forward
Tap – oops timing to close dodge forward

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Splot!

Ha yeah I do that sometimes myself…last time was off a too high cliff in wvw as I remember lol.

Probably when I was in WvW and my warrior’s animation glitched and I held my Fellblade like a rifle.

Behellagh.1468:

I was just reminded in another thread of one. Accidentally triggering dodge on a jumping puzzle because I’m cautiously moving myself close to a ledge.

Tap – move forward
Tap – move forward
Tap – oops timing to close dodge forward

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Splot!

First thing i disabled.

Maybe it my long history with games consoles and flight simulators from before there were analog sticks, but i have a habit of doing micro-corrections by quick taps on direction controls.

Ketto.6508:

Probably when I was in WvW and my warrior’s animation glitched and I held my Fellblade like a rifle.

Gunblade!

I was soloing around WvW as a condition elementalist (back when you could do that without being ganked by a culling abuser every 1.5 seconds) and I was taking down a dolyak, I see the lag cloud of what I know to be a zerg approaching from over a nearby hill. Obviously rushing to save the Dolyak.

Instead of running, I switch to earth attunement and continue to hit the dolyak until I know it has enough bleeds to ensure it’s death, and then I step away from it, put on my protection spells, and and hit /dance. And they of course attack me instead of condition clearing the dolyak, and it bleeds to death just before I go down… :P

Wish I could have said ‘Way to go guys! You sure got me.’

Behellagh.1468:

I was just reminded in another thread of one. Accidentally triggering dodge on a jumping puzzle because I’m cautiously moving myself close to a ledge.

Tap – move forward
Tap – move forward
Tap – oops timing to close dodge forward

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Splot!

This is exactly the reason I have double tap to evade toggled off.

Back on topic! When I leveled up my thief I did d/d and it has one attack that vaults you over your target and causes bleeds I think. I had the great idea to use this attack on top of a mountain while fighting an enemy.. let’s just say I was laughing after I hit the ground dead.