Guild Wars 2

So this started off as giggle, and quickly evolved into an ongoing joke. I was wondering how many can you guys share, so lets have some fun! I’ll start with a few basic ones, so get creative guys.

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- when no one picks up your Frost Bow.
- when he moves away while you’re rezzing him.
- when they kill a hologram too far away.
- when you dodge off near the end of the jumping puzzle.

-when you are “in combat” and the last enemy you saw was thousands of miles away already.

-when your skills stop working because you’ve inadvertently been spamming skills in your open chat box.

When you’re Asuran…

Been on both sides of this one tbh

When you’re playing a thief and spamming skill 3 on pistol/pistol then switch to shortbow, hit skill 3 and leap backwards off a cliff and die.

I found one more while looking through screens.

Vayne.8563:

-when your skills stop working because you’ve inadvertently been spamming skills in your open chat box.

Beware the wrath of “wwwwwwwwaaaassssddddddddd”!

when no one caps home in start of a conquest match.

Being demanded in a dungeon party

…. but only if you come on your Guardian

Explaining how fight mechanics work, only to be ignored or ridiculed

When you get the Jellyfish fractal and realize you have a blue lvl 47 underwater weapon.

cuchallain.9632:

I found one more while looking through screens.

Must be how the developers feel these days

When that other Ranger knocks back the enemy and you lose range.

Squint to victory.

When you’re in wvw and you’re not a pilot.

I love this thread.

In the Silverwastes labyrinth

Astral Projections.7320:

When you’re playing a thief and spamming skill 3 on pistol/pistol then switch to shortbow, hit skill 3 and leap backwards off a cliff and die.

Along that line, being an staff ele and reviving yourself near a cliff/edge of something and keep hitting 4 while in fire and rolling over the edge.

Jazz.1870:

pic

I wish player will die immediately after using knockback not in time ><

When “nearest target” is that random non-aggressive critter over there on the other side of the aggressive mob of monsters trying actively to kill you.

and..

When you use a knockback and the critter instantly teleports back to their previous position in your face.

pugz so stronk

Audience with the queen

Neural.1824:

When “nearest target” is that random non-aggressive critter over there on the other side of the aggressive mob of monsters trying actively to kill you.

and..

When you use a knockback and the critter instantly teleports back to their previous position in your face.

OMG sooooo yes

skullmount.1758:

Along that line, being an staff ele and reviving yourself near a cliff/edge of something and keep hitting 4 while in fire and rolling over the edge.

Argh this this so much of this!

When you dodge Lupi’s bubbles with ele staff 4. satisfaction

Hahahaha, so funny and so true!

-When you run down a hill and die from falling damage.

-when the mobs don’t know what hit them

When you’re downed but just about to rally from the imminent death of a Young Karka, and your target suddenly and for no reason switches to a Veteran Crazed Karka at full health -_-

Finish gathering that Orichalcum vein with a mithrill pick before you realize what just happened.

Trying to find which character you left your copper feed and/or royal terrace pass on.

Embrace The Bold.7619:

Trying to find which character you left your copper feed and/or royal terrace pass on.

Oh jeez. This. :/

8 characters and I switch frequently. Usually I put my that stuff away at the end of the day but sometimes….

Log on. Oops. Not in bank. Ummmm. Ok. Which of my other 7 chars could they be on? Sigh. Switch. Switch. Switch. Oh yeah there it is. >.>

Astral Projections.7320:

Embrace The Bold.7619:

Trying to find which character you left your copper feed and/or royal terrace pass on.

Oh jeez. This. :/

8 characters and I switch frequently. Usually I put my that stuff away at the end of the day but sometimes….

Log on. Oops. Not in bank. Ummmm. Ok. Which of my other 7 chars could they be on? Sigh. Switch. Switch. Switch. Oh yeah there it is. >.>

My friend has 20 or so it super funny when she trying to find something XD.

When aegis destroys your shields~

Justguardianthings.

Branden Gee.2150:

When you open a box to find another box.

hahah this almost never happens :P

CMM.6712:

Branden Gee.2150:

When you open a box to find another box.

hahah this almost never happens :P

Wintersday Gift have a high chance to give other sorts of wintersday gifts

When you charge an enemy, only to be stuck running in place by a small rock in front of you…

When you get piles of loot that you don’t want, but can’t give to your friend who wants it but can’t get it as drops.

When you click on an image, laugh, click back and “return” to a random post on a random page in the thread.

Guardian of Angels.9867:

CMM.6712:

Branden Gee.2150:

When you open a box to find another box.

hahah this almost never happens :P

Wintersday Gift have a high chance to give other sorts of wintersday gifts

…Which give other Wintersday gifts, which give others! haha

When they knock the mob out of your best AoE Burst….

When they add a new Point of Interest to a map you previously completed, and you rip your hair out, Searching for that PoI…. Because anything less than 100% is unacceptable.

When you roll a Necro and realize they’re only good for PvP…and you don’t PvP.

When scouting goes just right

Trevor Bennett.3691:

When your almost dead target dies just before you go down.

Or when it dies right a second after you completely die :P
And you are super close to a waypoint you didn’t unlock before dying!

See the attachments; self-explanatory.

when you run down a candy cane bridge and start taking fall damage…

When you get into a downed state fight with a warrior, whose vengeance fails when he spikes you, giving you the loot and not him despite losing.

Zalladi.4652:

See the attachments; self-explanatory.

Referring to picture, “when your character gets stuck in an animation”