your lion statue jokes
actually have no idea what youre talking about bro, sorry
the lion statue is telling jokes… azure
actually have no idea what youre talking about bro, sorry
Think s/he’s referencing last Halloween when the Mad King destroyed the statue.
Why does the lion statue always get replaced?
Because it’s content that we already like!
Why does the lion statue always shoot water?
It’s wetting itself in anticipation for the next Living Story event.
What profession does the lion statue play?
Thief, it dies instantly when it’s not hidden.
actually have no idea what youre talking about bro, sorry
He’s talking about the Lion statue in Lion’s Arch. It was destroyed in the last halloween event, then slowly being rebuild until it was completed again during Flame and Frost Prelude (january 28th, almost 3 months later), and then removed again for Dragon Bash on early june (replaced with holographic generators) until late august (IIRC) when it was put in place again…. probably to be destroyed again this halloween..
wrapped up in some crazy ritualist hoo-ha from Cantha.
A real grab bag of ‘you can’t hurt me. They’re called Guardians.
Its meant to be funny?
Its meant to be funny?
wow that signature is sure ironic now