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Posted by: Stalima.5490

Stalima.5490

this seems like an appropriate topic so share some lion statue jokes:

Whats the average life of a lion statue?

no more than a pvper thats for sure!

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Posted by: Azure.8670

Azure.8670

actually have no idea what youre talking about bro, sorry

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Posted by: Aldain.2380

Aldain.2380

the lion statue is telling jokes… azure

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Posted by: Invictus.1503

Invictus.1503

actually have no idea what youre talking about bro, sorry

Think s/he’s referencing last Halloween when the Mad King destroyed the statue.

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

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Posted by: DarkWasp.7291

DarkWasp.7291

Why does the lion statue always get replaced?

Because it’s content that we already like!


Why does the lion statue always shoot water?

It’s wetting itself in anticipation for the next Living Story event.


What profession does the lion statue play?

Thief, it dies instantly when it’s not hidden.

^ Uses Guild Wars 2 character screenshots for desktop wallpapers.

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Posted by: locoman.1974

locoman.1974

actually have no idea what youre talking about bro, sorry

He’s talking about the Lion statue in Lion’s Arch. It was destroyed in the last halloween event, then slowly being rebuild until it was completed again during Flame and Frost Prelude (january 28th, almost 3 months later), and then removed again for Dragon Bash on early june (replaced with holographic generators) until late august (IIRC) when it was put in place again…. probably to be destroyed again this halloween..

It’s a pile of Elonian protection magic, mixed with a little monk training,
wrapped up in some crazy ritualist hoo-ha from Cantha.
A real grab bag of ‘you can’t hurt me. They’re called Guardians.

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Posted by: Zeefa.3915

Zeefa.3915

Its meant to be funny?

Life doesn’t stop being funny just because the dead can’t laugh.

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Posted by: Stalima.5490

Stalima.5490

Its meant to be funny?

wow that signature is sure ironic now