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Posted by: dobri.7820

dobri.7820

here is a good one:

- Whad do you have against the Silvaris?
- Pesticides and Herbicides!
- ????
- Do you want some?

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Posted by: TheDaiBish.9735

TheDaiBish.9735

A Norn walks out of a bar.

Life is a journey.
Time is a river.
The door is ajar.

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Posted by: DocZed.6973

DocZed.6973

A Sylvari walks into a bar and the barkeep stops the Sylvari at the door, saying “we don’t serve ‘Salads’ here”.
The Sylvari sits down and says, "That’s okay, I’ll have a steak instead.
….
….
….
(and the the sylvari eats the barkeep)

All 9 classes leveled and geared to 80!
Remnants of Hope [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast

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Posted by: MiniEquine.6014

MiniEquine.6014

I hear a knock on the inn door; it’s a little progeny scout selling cookies. I ask her what type of cookies she has. She says,
“Sugar cookies, omnomberry cookies, peach cookies”, etc. I say,
“How much for a peach cookie?” She goes,
“I need about tree fiddy”
It was about that time that I noticed this cute little progeny scout was about 500 Kasmeers tall and from the Pre-Giganticus Lupicus era.

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Posted by: ronpierce.2760

ronpierce.2760

Necromancer. (ba dun tish)

Just a joke, don’t infract me…

High Warlord Sikari (80 Reaper) / Lord Siekron (80 DH)
Warlord Sikari (80 Scrapper)

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Posted by: Heimskarl Ashfiend.9582

Heimskarl Ashfiend.9582

Ranger got buffed!

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Posted by: Harrier.9380

Harrier.9380

“Give us some feedback on those balance changes.”

“Men are more ready to repay an injury than a benefit,
because gratitude is a burden and revenge a pleasure.”

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Posted by: ImdA.4701

ImdA.4701

Ranger’s range is balanced.

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Posted by: CodeHavoc.7926

CodeHavoc.7926

“Necromancers are in a good spot”

Necro Jesus is a thing apparently
The Zerker Bunker meta is the biggest bug in the game

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Posted by: FenrirSlakt.3692

FenrirSlakt.3692

Dragonhunter.

jk please no infract me, I just wanted to be popular QQ

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Posted by: thunderfall.8095

thunderfall.8095

A Norn and a Sylvari walk into a bar. The Sylvari asks the Norn if he wants a drink.
The Norn says no.

Mesmers be like: I reject your reality and substitute my own. – compliments to Mythbusters
Plot Twist: Elder Dragons are massive robots created by the Black Lion Trading Company.
Think of the money they make off weapons and armor…

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Posted by: thunderfall.8095

thunderfall.8095

@FenrirSlakt: Is your name directed at the Norse myth or just because you thought it sounded cool?

Mesmers be like: I reject your reality and substitute my own. – compliments to Mythbusters
Plot Twist: Elder Dragons are massive robots created by the Black Lion Trading Company.
Think of the money they make off weapons and armor…

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Posted by: Mewreon.8649

Mewreon.8649

I used to have a thief friend. He backstabbed me.

I’m here all week! (Please don’t kill me.)

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Posted by: ForeverAway.5948

ForeverAway.5948

EotM is a pretty good joke.

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Posted by: Infenso.6329

Infenso.6329

A sylvari asked me to toss their salad :|

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Posted by: Ariete.6509

Ariete.6509

- Don’t be so selfish ranger, use your AoE heal/condition cleanse to benefit the party!

- No way! At this point of the year it’s summer party!

Bah dun tss
(Healing SPRING)

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Posted by: Ariete.6509

Ariete.6509

Summer upcoming patch notes:
Axe ability #3, range reduced by 900 and now applies 180 of Regeneration to the enemy. Your pet now scavenges fresh beverages.