GW2 jokes
A Norn walks out of a bar.
Life is a journey.
Time is a river.
The door is ajar.
Time is a river.
The door is ajar.
A Sylvari walks into a bar and the barkeep stops the Sylvari at the door, saying “we don’t serve ‘Salads’ here”.
The Sylvari sits down and says, "That’s okay, I’ll have a steak instead.
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(and the the sylvari eats the barkeep)
All 9 classes leveled and geared to 80!
Remnants of Hope [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast
Remnants of Hope [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast
I hear a knock on the inn door; it’s a little progeny scout selling cookies. I ask her what type of cookies she has. She says,
“Sugar cookies, omnomberry cookies, peach cookies”, etc. I say,
“How much for a peach cookie?” She goes,
“I need about tree fiddy”
It was about that time that I noticed this cute little progeny scout was about 500 Kasmeers tall and from the Pre-Giganticus Lupicus era.
Necromancer. (ba dun tish)
Just a joke, don’t infract me…
High Warlord Sikari (80 Reaper) / Lord Siekron (80 DH)
Warlord Sikari (80 Scrapper)
Warlord Sikari (80 Scrapper)
Ranger got buffed!
“Give us some feedback on those balance changes.”
“Men are more ready to repay an injury than a benefit,
because gratitude is a burden and revenge a pleasure.”
because gratitude is a burden and revenge a pleasure.”
Ranger’s range is balanced.
“Necromancers are in a good spot”
Necro Jesus is a thing apparently
TheZerker Bunker meta is the biggest bug in the game
The
Dragonhunter.
jk please no infract me, I just wanted to be popular QQ
A Norn and a Sylvari walk into a bar. The Sylvari asks the Norn if he wants a drink.
The Norn says no.
Mesmers be like: I reject your reality and substitute my own. – compliments to Mythbusters
Plot Twist: Elder Dragons are massive robots created by the Black Lion Trading Company.
Think of the money they make off weapons and armor…
Plot Twist: Elder Dragons are massive robots created by the Black Lion Trading Company.
Think of the money they make off weapons and armor…
@FenrirSlakt: Is your name directed at the Norse myth or just because you thought it sounded cool?
Mesmers be like: I reject your reality and substitute my own. – compliments to Mythbusters
Plot Twist: Elder Dragons are massive robots created by the Black Lion Trading Company.
Think of the money they make off weapons and armor…
Plot Twist: Elder Dragons are massive robots created by the Black Lion Trading Company.
Think of the money they make off weapons and armor…
I used to have a thief friend. He backstabbed me.
I’m here all week! (Please don’t kill me.)
EotM is a pretty good joke.
A sylvari asked me to toss their salad :|
- Don’t be so selfish ranger, use your AoE heal/condition cleanse to benefit the party!
- No way! At this point of the year it’s summer party!
Bah dun tss
(Healing SPRING)
Summer upcoming patch notes:
Axe ability #3, range reduced by 900 and now applies 180 of Regeneration to the enemy. Your pet now scavenges fresh beverages.