Its been some months now, but SPOILER WARNING AHEAD OF TIME! PLEASE DON’T READ IF YOU HAVEN’T DONE DRAGON STAND META EVENT YET!
As much as I heavily disliked Warlords of Draenor, WoW’s recent expansion, I at least had apexis dailies.
But in all seriousness, and let’s be real here, DS was completely undersold and was underwhelming. I am not talking about anything that had to do before the final encounter (Which I gotta say was tedious, annoying, confusing clutter of things that hurt and down you unless you are dodging every second or using a healing/defensive every other cooldown), but after putting in a lot of work into the whole final battle, I get…the picture that is attached with the post.
To clear up the picture, its Mordremoth’s head impaled on a sharp tree part and has tar-like goo oozing out of him. He planted himself there, as if mounting himself for the heroes to take screenshots with after about 40 minutes of getting light burns and boo-boo’s all over his face. Some parts of his face are scarred, but I guess the sheer pain was plenty enough for him to just finish the job for us. Good Guy Mordy.
Seriously though, that’s it? Like, legit, please be real with me here, that is it??? there is no part 2 or 3 to this that continues in the raids? Done?? Mordy is dead and we can go home full of green and blue loot after taking a screenshot with Mordy’s self-mounted head? I am sorry, but Sha of Anger fight was more interesting than that last fight during DS and that actually required coordination at its prime from all members, tanks, healers, and DPS alike. It even rewarded people with gear that was worth the grueling effort it took to do. (By prime, I don’t mean doing Shas at level 100 or overgeared level 90, I mean when it was first out and it actually took people 2 full raid groups to take it down and get the mechanics fully figured out, prime of its time).
I was going to completely ignore any issues I had at all with the game regarding its maps, events, metas, specializations, changes to mesmer, mobs in HoT, and even Dungeon Nerfs if this final part of the epic journey was going to be the cream of the crop here. I was so happy and excited that we will take on the Elder Dragon and battle someone who was revered as the ultimate bad guy in the game, I was so looking forward to it. I just didn’t expect Mordy to be a kind gentleman and mount himself for us on a sharp tree part perfectly placed to take screenshots with. I got to learn that Mordy never was a big mean bad dragon dude that everyone always said he was. He gave us difficult adds for full-time GW2 players to finally feel their blood pumping from evading extra attacks and raise their hand circulation, gave us raids for those that care, made us learn the tedious wonders that are Masteries, and even rewards us with nice Greens, Blues, and Rares (on top of bags of bags of bags of Green and Blue loot and crafting material) as well as showing us his best modeling “spike through the skull” look he practiced for who knows how long.
tl;dr
Did DS. Felt confused. Realized what happened. Felt numb. Cried a bit and then closed the game. Wrote this post to cheer myself up while I practice writing pseudo-fan-fiction about Good Guy Mordy. Hope someone actually gets what I did and gets a chuckle out of it. Prob won’t do DS ever again.
Thanks for reading.