is it okay to ride a centaur?

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Posted by: saventis.1485

saventis.1485

So Ronnan and Ventari were really good friends for a long time… do you think he ever road Ventari?

I mean that would be one awkward question…

“Hey Ventari?”asks Ronnan
“Yes Ronnan?” Ventari replies
“well we’ve been walking for a long time now, and im getting quite tired…”
“would you like to set up camp?” Ventari interjects
“well no not quite…”Ronnan stammers
“what is it?”Ventari asks politely
“can… can i ride you?”

had to of happened at some point right?

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Posted by: CureForLiving.5360

CureForLiving.5360

I imagine a centaur would find it a bit demeaning to be used as a beast of burden.

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Posted by: BuddhaKeks.4857

BuddhaKeks.4857

Little known fact, that was actually the reason for the human-centaur war. The granddaugther of King Doric wanted to ride the “horsie with the funny face”.

You don’t win friends with salad! Sorry I just got caught up in the rhythm.

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Posted by: saventis.1485

saventis.1485

@cureforliving but they were mates whats a… horsie ride between mates

@BuddhaKelks lol was her name varuka by any chance

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Posted by: Windu The Forbidden One.6045

Windu The Forbidden One.6045

Sure it’s fine, they are just animals after all. Or at least some tribes are.

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Posted by: BuddhaKeks.4857

BuddhaKeks.4857

lol was her name varuka by any chance

Pretty sure it was Varuka-Michelle-Rollgardina-Victualia-Peppermint. At that time people still thought plenty of given names are the way of the future.

For more random trivia: The secret code phrase of the Order of Whispers is: “The Quaggan bacons at midnight.”

You don’t win friends with salad! Sorry I just got caught up in the rhythm.

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Posted by: saventis.1485

saventis.1485

how does a quaggan bacon?
i mean it sounds delicious but im not sure i understand

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Posted by: BuddhaKeks.4857

BuddhaKeks.4857

Pshhht no words, only dreams now.

You don’t win friends with salad! Sorry I just got caught up in the rhythm.

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Posted by: saventis.1485

saventis.1485

please no anything but the dream, i dont wanna be killed by salad

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Posted by: Rym.1469

Rym.1469

If Mordy destroys waypoints or something, you know who will dominate lucrative taxi buisness in Kryta.

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Posted by: saventis.1485

saventis.1485

100% worth the the destruction of tyria
centaur taxi service needs to be canon

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Posted by: Mental Paradox.3845

Mental Paradox.3845

What’s the point of centaur taxi service? All my humans can outrun centaurs!

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Posted by: zwierz.9012

zwierz.9012

It’s definitely not ok to ride a centaur if you’re a norn. Unless you jump from a really high roof to get on it’s back.

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Posted by: saventis.1485

saventis.1485

What’s the point of centaur taxi service? All my humans can outrun centaurs!

you sir win this topic.

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Posted by: Windu The Forbidden One.6045

Windu The Forbidden One.6045

What’s the point of centaur taxi service? All my humans can outrun centaurs!

But can they do it while carrying passengers?

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Posted by: Cowrex.9564

Cowrex.9564

What’s the point of centaur taxi service? All my humans can outrun centaurs!

But can they do it while carrying passengers?

Great point there. They can always bring a carriage with them for the hell of it

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