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Posted by: Deepblue.1237

Deepblue.1237

I am not interested in the complexity of my class
I am not interested in other classes and their mechanics
I am not interested in playing around and optimizing my traits
I am not interested in coming up with a build that fits my playstyle
I am not interested in swapping weapons infight
I am not interested in line of sight and the whole enviroment
I am not interested in optimizing my equipment because i dont care about stats
I dont know what my traits do and i dont care
I dont know what a build is
I dont know what dodging is
I dont know what a condition is
I dont know what a boon is
I dont know what conditional damage is
I dont know what toughness does
I dont know why i should stack defensive stats
I dont know how my skills scale with stats
I dont want to play with defensive stats
I dont want to block
I dont want to dodge

This game needs no skill and is unbalanced thats why i get wrecked so hard in pvp.

PLS FIX SO I CAN PRESS 1-5 WHILE I LOOK COOL AND PAWN PAWN EVERYBODY!

NERF THIEF
NERF MESMER
NERF FORUM

Thank you for your attention

Peace

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Posted by: Shroock.2934

Shroock.2934

I am not interested in the complexity of my class
I am not interested in other classes and their mechanics
I am not interested in playing around and optimizing my traits
I am not interested in coming up with a build that fits my playstyle
I am not interested in swapping weapons infight
I am not interested in line of sight and the whole enviroment
I am not interested in optimizing my equipment because i dont care about stats
I dont know what my traits do and i dont care
I dont know what a build is
I dont know what dodging is
I dont know what a condition is
I dont know what a boon is
I dont know what conditional damage is
I dont know what toughness does
I dont know why i should stack defensive stats
I dont know how my skills scale with stats
I dont want to play with defensive stats
I dont want to block
I dont want to dodge

This game needs no skill and is unbalanced thats why i get wrecked so hard in pvp.

PLS FIX SO I CAN PRESS 1-5 WHILE I LOOK COOL AND PAWN PAWN EVERYBODY!

NERF THIEF
NERF MESMER
NERF FORUM

Do I have your permission to use this and make dubstep song?

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Posted by: Deepblue.1237

Deepblue.1237

I am not interested in the complexity of my class
I am not interested in other classes and their mechanics
I am not interested in playing around and optimizing my traits
I am not interested in coming up with a build that fits my playstyle
I am not interested in swapping weapons infight
I am not interested in line of sight and the whole enviroment
I am not interested in optimizing my equipment because i dont care about stats
I dont know what my traits do and i dont care
I dont know what a build is
I dont know what dodging is
I dont know what a condition is
I dont know what a boon is
I dont know what conditional damage is
I dont know what toughness does
I dont know why i should stack defensive stats
I dont know how my skills scale with stats
I dont want to play with defensive stats
I dont want to block
I dont want to dodge

This game needs no skill and is unbalanced thats why i get wrecked so hard in pvp.

PLS FIX SO I CAN PRESS 1-5 WHILE I LOOK COOL AND PAWN PAWN EVERYBODY!

NERF THIEF
NERF MESMER
NERF FORUM

Do I have your permission to use this and make dubstep song?

Feel free to use it for whatever you want

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Posted by: Manji.3801

Manji.3801

I am not interested in the complexity of my class
I am not interested in other classes and their mechanics
I am not interested in playing around and optimizing my traits
I am not interested in coming up with a build that fits my playstyle
I am not interested in swapping weapons infight
I am not interested in line of sight and the whole enviroment
I am not interested in optimizing my equipment because i dont care about stats
I dont know what my traits do and i dont care
I dont know what a build is
I dont know what dodging is
I dont know what a condition is
I dont know what a boon is
I dont know what conditional damage is
I dont know what toughness does
I dont know why i should stack defensive stats
I dont know how my skills scale with stats
I dont want to play with defensive stats
I dont want to block
I dont want to dodge

This game needs no skill and is unbalanced thats why i get wrecked so hard in pvp.

PLS FIX SO I CAN PRESS 1-5 WHILE I LOOK COOL AND PAWN PAWN EVERYBODY!

NERF THIEF
NERF MESMER
NERF FORUM

Do I have your permission to use this and make dubstep song?

DO I have your permission to download this song?

Please call it “Newb Kids Warcry!”

@OP: Your sarcasm speeks truth my friend

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Posted by: Untouch.2541

Untouch.2541

Play heartseeker thief then.

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Posted by: Deepblue.1237

Deepblue.1237

Play heartseeker thief then.

Im not interested in playing a thief
I dont know what Heartseeker is and i dont care what it does

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Posted by: milo.6942

milo.6942

Guys how do I get better armor in pvp??? I am dying a lot pls help.

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Posted by: Blazer Hellsing.9184

Blazer Hellsing.9184

haha, good thread. 1+

All the noobs crying over Thieves and Mesmers are ridiculous.

Main: Thief
Alts: Warrior, Necromancer, Mesmer, Elementalist (bunker)

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Posted by: Ayleas.7980

Ayleas.7980

………
I think i’ll put a link to this in my signature.

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Posted by: shiNn.2571

shiNn.2571

+1
nuff said
/15chars

Mighty Shinn
Jealous Much [JM]

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Posted by: Discordian.7906

Discordian.7906

haha, good thread. 1+

All the noobs crying over Thieves and Mesmers are ridiculous.

Because its so ridiculously hard to tell that the mesmer who is dodging away is the real one or just target mark it prior to the clone spam. I also built glass cannon and died to a thief spamming one button, clearly the problem lies in poor balance.

On a more serious note, I think ANet struck an exceptional spot with PvP balance this early in the game’s lifespan.

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Posted by: Warmage Timeraider.5861

Warmage Timeraider.5861

Hehe, trolling… but for some reason its really entertaining

even GW2 trolls are better then other MMOs XD

Timeraider- 80 Norn Elementalist – 80 Norn Engineer
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Posted by: Joosedup.6835

Joosedup.6835

This was a good read, because it mimics most of the threads on these forums. It’s literally get sad when I click a post and see everyone spouting ignorance and stupidity while claiming to be in the right.

Well played sir.

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Posted by: Revelc.4253

Revelc.4253

Anyone else read this in the voice of that Group X – I Just Want (BANG BANG BANG) singer?

Good list.

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Posted by: Derps.7421

Derps.7421

Yah I play a mesmer can you please not nerf us but change us! Right now the really kinda crazy memser dmg comes from the phantasm build. The reason mesmers have phantasms is because we don’t do enough dmg on our own.

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