Guild Wars 2

…you see your warrior pulls out a rifle.

…your teammate arrives at home to “cap with you” at the start of the match.

…your ele gets owned solo by the chieftan.

…your thief states “ima go far” before the match at foefire.

Anyone have good ones?

… the warrior in your team has an eternity on his back.
… your team has three thieves and none of them switch classes because “it’s going to be fine”.
… you arrive in mid in forest and then die 3v1 while your team kills your animal (which gets stolen by the enemy thief).
… two of your team defends your treb because it’s quite important.

… Someone decided to rush the lord.
… someone start complaining in team chat before the match starts

… you have someone on your team called Prince…
… someone say: far? what’s far ?
… you heard: I’m testing a build…

… you think there is any viable indicator how the match will end, and therefore you just go afk.

… You got a certain scrub under the account name of GoogleBrandon.5073 in your team

smug.3895:

…you see your warrior pulls out a rifle.

…your teammate arrives at home to “cap with you” at the start of the match.

…your ele gets owned solo by the chieftan.

…your thief states “ima go far” before the match at foefire.

Anyone have good ones?

when you look at teamchat and “me and war go far and lord”

when you’re 1v2 close, half hp…you see your full hp bunker guard mate coming and you start feeling better…he gets on point, yeah now i can kite a bit and come back on p…..and he dies in 10 seconds flat

or when you see zapdos rom and levin on the other side and looking at your team all you can see it’s “golden” and “dungeon master” with everyone pimped up with legendaries and kitten…or commanders…god, commanders are the worst case scenario…

last time i got a commander mesmer on my team there was levin on the other side…i was just thinking “May god have mercy on his soul”

….dunno bout god, but levin had no mercy at all…..he was already dead before midfight started…with a painful last “wtf” breath in teamchat, didn’t even bother going for res..

…you have one or two teammates with starter gear (meaning what you have after character creation)
…3 of your team keep suiciding at far
…most of your teammates prefer fighting somewhere off point over going on point
…your Thief has 0 points halfway through the match and then he says “btw, I’m giving up guys” and you reply “you did so since the beginning. thanks for ruining my ranking.” and he’s like “you’re welcome”
…your teammates can’t manage to recap close 3vs1
…your teammates lose every fight, even when outnumbering the opposing team
…you end up in 1vs2 or 1vs3 no matter what you do or where you go because your teammates are either perma-dead or fighting somewhere off point all the time
…your teammates fight over ferocity like their lives would depend on it (especially while your opponents have 2 or 3 points)
…a Mesmer in your team uses the signet-heal
…the opposing team has three pewpew-Rangers on foefire (most pug-teams can’t handle that)
…the opposing team has members of worldclass-teams… especially if one or more of the points above apply

…“-Who goes close?”
“-Close to what?”

True story.

Saturn.6591:

…a Mesmer in your team uses the signet-heal

Countless is using this. I wouldn’t say he is an auto lose for your team. ;-)

http://metabattle.com/wiki/Build:Mesmer_-_Condition_Clone_Death

http://www.twitch.tv/bringyourfriends/c/6340239

serenke.4806:

… you arrive in mid in forest and then die 3v1 while your team kills your animal (which gets stolen by the enemy thief).

THAT"s IT!

serenke.4806:

… you arrive in mid in forest and then die 3v1 while your team kills your animal (which gets stolen by the enemy thief).

I had to laugh – happened to me too many times.

- When you have 3 rangers.
- When you see a ranger refuse to leave the ledge around foefire mid to cap/decap the empty point.
- When the enemy is trebbing and 2 more of them follow you as you move to attack it, yet your team has no points captured.
- When your allies simultaneously complain that they are 1v3.
- When everyone on your team complains that they are "alone," yet there are only 3 capture points perhaps because regrouping/waiting is too complex of an idea.
- When someone on your team starts complaining in map chat instead of making calls in team chat.
- When you recognise the enemy team and that they know how to rotate, and your guard says "i’m bunker mid," indicating he will AFK while they play sides.
- When your shoutbow doesn’t give swiftness at the start.
- When your thief dodges and you see caltrops.
- When a warrior summons 3 banners in the base during the warmup.

GoogleBrandon.5073:

… You got a certain scrub under the account name of GoogleBrandon.5073 in your team

I’ve had this!

Impact.2780:

- When your thief dodges and you see caltrops.

FYI: Sîzer is currently playing around with caltrops.

Teutos.8620:

Impact.2780:

- When your thief dodges and you see caltrops.

FYI: Sîzer is currently playing around with caltrops.

sizer can still kill ppl with sword mainhand only….like rom playing gs/lb, just because a good player uses it (And obviously for trolling purposes) it doesn’t mean it’s a good choice….let’s say that sizer, rom, aswell as many others CAN run kinda troll builds and still kill 90% of ppl (God i got so many shoutbows dieing 1v1 vs axe/shield soldier war with 6 strenght roflmao) but it doesn’t mean axe/shield is any decent, i actually wanted to ask them how did they manage to lose vs dat crap…same goes for gs/lb or caltrops on dodge…

one thing is to play the same build as rom, sizer and so on….other thing is to play it like them..and there’s a BIG BIG difference that people should understand before going full yolo (Just because some top player does that) while they’re not even able to kite or los around a point

When your team pushes 4 to mid, and the other team pushes far and sends 3 mid, and the somehow you’re the last one alive at mid and you home is theirs, too.

Impact.2780:

GoogleBrandon.5073:

… You got a certain scrub under the account name of GoogleBrandon.5073 in your team

I’ve had this!

And your MMR has never recovered ever since…

I fell your pain man, I truly do

Teutos.8620:

… you think there is any viable indicator how the match will end, and therefore you just go afk.

This.

kitten happens on both sides of the game, so stuff going wrong on your side doesn’t necessarily mean, everything’s fine on the other side.

All four teammates go after the Treb in Kyhlo after wiping in mid. I see this more often than you’d believe.

Any time the team zergs mid for an extended period. You just know the enemy has home and far capped and is laughing while the points add up.

Ithilwen.1529:

All four teammates go after the Treb in Kyhlo after wiping in mid. I see this more often than you’d believe.

Any time the team zergs mid for an extended period. You just know the enemy has home and far capped and is laughing while the points add up.

“Zerging” middle is actually what you should do to start. But unforutnately when its all solo queue most don’t know how to rotate so you have people that just mill around after winning at middle or cant judge when the fight is 90% won and move off to save home or take far depending on what the enemy does but in general sending 4 or even 5 (after he caps home) to middle is what should be done at start at least.

… you bother securing near when the 4 others leeroy mid/far, get wiped repeatedly, and ask on chat if you’re afk.

… when as a shoutbow you get out of mid because a medi guardian chill out at mid too while there is no enemy and 5sec second later you see the enemy decapping mid because the medi guardian followed you.
… when your team focus the bunker and not the Power Ranger and thief killing them one by one.
… when you have a decent 1vs1, but you lose it because a teamate joined the fight only to get downed twice and you made the mistake of trying to revive him.

When people don’t dodge the treb then start moaning about it.

cafard.8953:

… you bother securing near when the 4 others leeroy mid/far, get wiped repeatedly, and ask on chat if you’re afk.

The question here is are you actively defending it or are you doing nothing because it is never contested? Sitting on home doing nothing while the rest of the team can’t win 4v5 isn’t very helpful.

… You see someone on the other team type in map chat that they enjoy dancing and singing songs and/or mentions something about tickling, hugging and being a boogie woogie.

Because that person on the other team would be me and… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ

When you have a turret engi on your team.

- when the map is courtyard and the enemy team consists of: Ele, Warr, Warr, Guard, Engi
- when the map is courtyard and your team consists of: Thief, Mes, Ranger, Nec
- when the map is courtyard and your team splits up after leaving the spawn
- when the map is courtyard

…when 3 go directly to lord. pass far. DIRECTLY to lord.

Ohh no,

When the entire team just ignores home completely right out the gate and you have to backtrack to cap it.

When you run home to +1 a fight going on there, only to see your guys 3v2 off point all while youre home is capped for the other team.

When the team starts randomly arguing in map chat because someone is pinging points and you see statements in team chat like “Im going a different direction then, keep pinging.”

nightblood.7910:

Ohh no,

When the entire team just ignores home completely right out the gate and you have to backtrack to cap it.

Wouldn’t you be equally at fault for this one?

Turk.5460:

nightblood.7910:

Ohh no,

When the entire team just ignores home completely right out the gate and you have to backtrack to cap it.

Wouldn’t you be equally at fault for this one?

Well, Im a thief, defending points is not my specialty.

So one I had to backtrack to said point and now try to 1v2 whatever just showed up, thief is out of the game backtracking and then out of +1 on any fights coming up and likely will have to bail on that 1v2 unless the players are absolutely bad

The only time I ever cap home is on spirit watch, and thats because I generally run the back line 100% and even that bit me the other day when two FA eles both burst me together.

On top of that so many after I +1 their fight will try to run off and not cap the point and leave me to cap it. Im like hey where you going? Thats my job to run off.

When you see 3 of the daily profession on your team, all played by people who have no idea what they are doing.

style.6173:

When you see 3 of the daily profession on your team, all played by people who have no idea what they are doing.

so like always, pretty much…problem is that most ppl don’t even know what are they doing while playing their mains too…

Domino.1359:

…when 3 go directly to lord. pass far. DIRECTLY to lord.

even going lord after (Maybe) getting far is lost game…..anything that revolves around bosses and lord at the start of the match is wrong anyway

Shylock.4653:

Saturn.6591:

…a Mesmer in your team uses the signet-heal

Countless is using this. I wouldn’t say he is an auto lose for your team. ;-)

http://metabattle.com/wiki/Build:Mesmer_-_Condition_Clone_Death

http://www.twitch.tv/bringyourfriends/c/6340239

it is vs any decent player with half brain…and 3.75 – 4.75 out of 5 just confirms how bad and worthless metabattle is roflmao

nothing new anyway…

….when you queue up and the match instantly gets found (under 10sec).

Most of my matches where it’s instant pop-up resulted in a lost.

- When someone on your team openly complains about the map choice and proceeds to do nothing/feed the enemy team kills.
- When someone on your team openly complains about your team in map chat and does nothing but tell everyone how bad they are.
- When someone on your team, instead of playing the game, focuses all his energy on drilling you about your non-metal build choices distracting both you and him from the actual match.

Ehecatl.9172:

- When someone on your team, instead of playing the game, focuses all his energy on drilling you about your non-metal build choices distracting both you and him from the actual match.

or maybe it’s just you playing yolocrap…who knows…

Archaon.9524:

or maybe it’s just you playing yolocrap…who knows…

Nah, I perform quite well with the builds I make. I have a fairly solid win/lose ratio for a solo queue player and regularly get top or near top score in most games I play when I’m not forced to fill a defensive role because my team lacks sustain. I do my best to rotate well and I tend to win just as many 1v1s as I lose depending on the style of build I go with. I don’t consider myself exceptional but I’m far from costing my team points.

I cannot contribute to the team while typing responses to the guy who, instead of focusing on the game, is attacking my playstyle choice, though. Nor can I effectively call incoming or communicate with my team when the team chat is being filled with “LOL ranger without longbow?! Kill yourself.”

Ehecatl.9172:

Archaon.9524:

or maybe it’s just you playing yolocrap…who knows…

Nah, I perform quite well with the builds I make. I have a fairly solid win/lose ratio for a solo queue player and regularly get top or near top score in most games I play when I’m not forced to fill a defensive role because my team lacks sustain. I do my best to rotate well and I tend to win just as many 1v1s as I lose depending on the style of build I go with. I don’t consider myself exceptional but I’m far from costing my team points.

I cannot contribute to the team while typing responses to the guy who, instead of focusing on the game, is attacking my playstyle choice, though. Nor can I effectively call incoming or communicate with my team when the team chat is being filled with “LOL ranger without longbow?! Kill yourself.”

If you get close to top score you must definately be good…right?

On the other side i’d rather have a condi survival ranger (Not trapper for the love of god) than a reterded pew pew power scrub in team all day, even if neither of those are gonna do something against celestial specs (Maybe condi could do something vs engi but it’s more about how dumb engi is)

Anyway if you meet ppl who consider power ranger a good tn spec then you probably gonna lose no matter what…cause except for VERY rare cases, like 3 or 4 ppl in all eu who play it with brains and mostly for a specific reason, like drazeh on legacy, i still have to meet a power ranger doing something decent outside spamming rapid fire while getting los’ed all day

“i’m really drunk guys, don’t be mad if we fail”

“lol this is my first game back from a 12 month break from the game”

(i have had both these happen)

… When you see skill lag, press f11 and your ping clocks in at 5k.

Archaon.9524:

If you get close to top score you must definately be good…right?

On the other side i’d rather have a condi survival ranger (Not trapper for the love of god) than a reterded pew pew power scrub in team all day, even if neither of those are gonna do something against celestial specs (Maybe condi could do something vs engi but it’s more about how dumb engi is)

Anyway if you meet ppl who consider power ranger a good tn spec then you probably gonna lose no matter what…cause except VERY rare cases, like 3 or 4 ppl in all eu who play it with brains and mostly for a specific reason, like drazeh on legacy, i still have to meet a power ranger doing something decent outside spamming rapid fire while getting los’ed all day

If you’re playing an aggressive role it’s at least an indicator you’re doing SOMETHING. You’re getting kills, you’re capping points, and you’re staying in the game. That being said I did specify that my score was high when I’m not filling the defensive role. Depending on the team composition I’ll have to sit back and defend mid because my entire team decided to bugger off to far right after the initial team fight, leaving mid wide open to decap. If it’s only two enemies I can usually survive long enough for my team to come back, if not well… I can’t work miracles. Which reminds me.

- When your entire team goes far right after the mid team fight so that the enemies can capture mid again on respawn.

I favor tankier builds on my ranger for the same reasons you listed. Especially in solo queue where you can’t rely on your team to hold the point while you sit back at range. The builds I make are designed to fight on point, and while it certainly can’t be a full time bunker it’s better than being butchered every time I try to stop a cap.

Regardless, my point is you shouldn’t aggressively attack someone’s playstyle in the middle of a match. It doesn’t benefit anyone and will just make it harder for both you and the person you’re attacking to play to the best of your ability.

Ehecatl.9172:

Archaon.9524:

If you get close to top score you must definately be good…right?

On the other side i’d rather have a condi survival ranger (Not trapper for the love of god) than a reterded pew pew power scrub in team all day, even if neither of those are gonna do something against celestial specs (Maybe condi could do something vs engi but it’s more about how dumb engi is)

Anyway if you meet ppl who consider power ranger a good tn spec then you probably gonna lose no matter what…cause except VERY rare cases, like 3 or 4 ppl in all eu who play it with brains and mostly for a specific reason, like drazeh on legacy, i still have to meet a power ranger doing something decent outside spamming rapid fire while getting los’ed all day

If you’re playing an aggressive role it’s at least an indicator you’re doing SOMETHING. You’re getting kills, you’re capping points, and you’re staying in the game. That being said I did specify that my score was high when I’m not filling the defensive role. Depending on the team composition I’ll have to sit back and defend mid because my entire team decided to bugger off to far right after the initial team fight, leaving mid wide open to decap. If it’s only two enemies I can usually survive long enough for my team to come back, if not well… I can’t work miracles. Which reminds me.

- When your entire team goes far right after the mid team fight so that the enemies can capture mid again on respawn.

I favor tankier builds on my ranger for the same reasons you listed. Especially in solo queue where you can’t rely on your team to hold the point while you sit back at range. The builds I make are designed to fight on point, and while it certainly can’t be a full time bunker it’s better than being butchered every time I try to stop a cap.

Regardless, my point is you shouldn’t aggressively attack someone’s playstyle in the middle of a match. It doesn’t benefit anyone and will just make it harder for both you and the person you’re attacking to play to the best of your ability.

I don’t attack ppl…as soon as someone goes 1v1 on their point and dies more than once, goes 1v1 vs bunker guard on his point for 2 minutes, loses 3v2, goes for boss or lord at start, puts target on ranger’s pets, team facetanking lich fully wiping and stuff like that it’s instant afk, after more than 16k matches i already passed the rage part..

Archaon.9524:

I don’t attack ppl…as soon as someone goes 1v1 on their point and dies more than once, goes 1v1 vs bunker guard on his point for 2 minutes, loses 3v2, goes for boss or lord at start, puts target on ranger’s pets, team facetanking lich fully wiping and stuff like that it’s instant afk, after more than 16k matches i already passed the rage part..

How about when your thief tries ganking the warrior/guardian on point in a team fight and ignores the powerbow ranger or staff ele who’s freecasting off point? That’s some fun times right there.

… When one of your teammates opened a freaking commander tag..

when your thief /mesmer says ‘’ I bunk home’’

When you make a joke about your mes going to solo mid after he declares that’s where he’s going, for some reason that prompts your two guards to go far, and you you charge to mid yourself assuming a 1 4 split only to get focused down outnumbered and on your own -_-u

anet nerfs your build because a dev lost to it.