Guild Wars 2

Wintel.4873:

Can someone please translate what happened in this round:

but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost

But yeah overall this post made the entire Dec 10 patch seem insignificant XD

Translation:
“At the initial strategy phase of the game I joined, I presented the following plan to my fellow teammates: ‘Dear sirs, would one of you kindly cover the closest point, and then another person attack the nearest NPC type beast for the point bonus, and finally, would the rest of you accompany me to engage the enemy at the middle point?’

However, to my distress, I found myself bereft of assistance when I went to the middle point and when I looked to find where my team was located, I found them all attacking the NPC beast. Not a single person had even decided to attempt in capturing either the point closest to our starting point, nor the farthest!

As a result of this ill fortune, I stood no chance to the overwhelming odds I faced as the enemy advanced upon my position, and I was struck down. Sadly, the game ended up as a loss."

Dahkeus.8243:

Wintel.4873:

Can someone please translate what happened in this round:

but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost

But yeah overall this post made the entire Dec 10 patch seem insignificant XD

Translation:
“At the initial strategy phase of the game I joined, I presented the following plan to my fellow teammates: ‘Dear sirs, would one of you kindly cover the closest point, and then another person attack the nearest NPC type beast for the point bonus, and finally, would the rest of you accompany me to engage the enemy at the middle point?’

However, to my distress, I found myself bereft of assistance when I went to the middle point and when I looked to find where my team was located, I found them all attacking the NPC beast. Not a single person had even decided to attempt in capturing either the point closest to our starting point, nor the farthest!

As a result of this ill fortune, I stood no chance to the overwhelming odds I faced as the enemy advanced upon my position, and I was struck down. Sadly, the game ended up as a loss."

lol just dodge noob

Dahkeus.8243:

Wintel.4873:

Can someone please translate what happened in this round:

but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost

But yeah overall this post made the entire Dec 10 patch seem insignificant XD

Translation:
“At the initial strategy phase of the game I joined, I presented the following plan to my fellow teammates: ‘Dear sirs, would one of you kindly cover the closest point, and then another person attack the nearest NPC type beast for the point bonus, and finally, would the rest of you accompany me to engage the enemy at the middle point?’

However, to my distress, I found myself bereft of assistance when I went to the middle point and when I looked to find where my team was located, I found them all attacking the NPC beast. Not a single person had even decided to attempt in capturing either the point closest to our starting point, nor the farthest!

As a result of this ill fortune, I stood no chance to the overwhelming odds I faced as the enemy advanced upon my position, and I was struck down. Sadly, the game ended up as a loss."

Hmm no I think it wasn’t his plan, someone else suggested that going by the “but guy at start said ok guys listen plan”. And then he volunteered mid because far is for noobs, but the rest of the team ended up doing their own thing.

It’s complicated, we’re dealing with poetry not of this world. I’m yet to learn what “animal” is…possibly some location either under the map or hovering 100 feet above it o_O

Poetry 15 letters

All is VAIN!!!!

jimmyimo.2089:

The animal would be Svanir and Chieftain.

Or is it an allegory with a more subtle, hidden meaning?

You sir have given birth to a new kind of poetry. I now declare you as " The Father of Rage Plug Poetry"

It’s obviously called “Vain” poetry #duh #obvious #shakepear2014

clint.5681:

It’s obviously called “Vain” poetry #duh #obvious #shakepear2014

I think it’s called “All Is Vain”, he’s clearly a genius and would only name it accordingly so the reader knows just what is in vain, that being “all”.

ronpierce.2760:

clint.5681:

It’s obviously called “Vain” poetry #duh #obvious #shakepear2014

I think it’s called “All Is Vain”, he’s clearly a genius and would only name it accordingly so the reader knows just what is in vain, that being “all”.

Ahh of course , my mistake.

thanks for the inspiration! something new to say if a battle is lost due to 4v5/rabbits/goldfarmer/hotjoin zerg masters in solo queues. All is Vain!

I don’t think it was the leaderboard that caused her to leave

I’ve had professors that couldn’t write that well.

I love this post. I’ve read it numerous times since it was posted for a good laugh. Try for some humor in these forums.

1vall

story of mah life

“all say lol noob u here for golds”
You should have told them that your gf would have left you if you lost

mighty meak.6387:

i am alone
no one helps no loves

I love you! <3 <3 <3 <3

This is legendary along the lines of “sword in box” from star wars years ago.

kitten you should stick this!

hahahahaha

such gold in this post hahahaha

I’ve must of missed a precursor to the OP’s post.

One man’s love letter to GW2 Pvp.
Bookmarked.

Flawless victory!

…Possibly better than the OP’s post are the responses to this thread.

I was a heretic before I saw this post, but now I have become a true believer.

>tfw no gf anymore because guard no love skyham one mid rest animal
i cry ever tim

this is the most epic poem eva!

Priceless thread!

That was just…

beautiful.

Mind Blown.

Maybe we oughta just video tape this, play it back in slow motion.

FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!

This is definetly the best post in this forum.

Josh Davis.6015:

First off, I’d like to thank you for your efforts in broadening the cultural horizons of our day-to-day forum goers. That said, I believe that much of the raw emotion that lives within the original narrative is lost in this translation.

While your version is much more accessible for the everyday reader, I truly hope that they become captivated by the thematic undercurrents and take the time to fully understand the piece in its original form.

I hope you understood how ruined is the PvP player base now. Guess who is the culript…

Oni Link.4621:

I hope you understood how ruined is the PvP player base now. Guess who is the culript…

The what?

This is just… beautiful.

All is vain!

Haha this made my day! This made it to my favourites for sure.
ALL IS VAIN! He got a spot in my forum signature, the legend.

The more I read this, the funnier it gets.

Alissah.9281:

Wat.

Still a better love story than twilight.

+1 This.

Awesome post, poor guy!

(Get a gamer gf :p Those who game together, stay together)

Oni Link.4621:

Josh Davis.6015:

First off, I’d like to thank you for your efforts in broadening the cultural horizons of our day-to-day forum goers. That said, I believe that much of the raw emotion that lives within the original narrative is lost in this translation.

While your version is much more accessible for the everyday reader, I truly hope that they become captivated by the thematic undercurrents and take the time to fully understand the piece in its original form.

I hope you understood how ruined is the PvP player base now. Guess who is the culript…

All is Vain!

Vanity has penetrated our very being…

DA BEST !!!!

Obs* I am tired of this matchmaking…

My conclusion is that if u wanna climb the leaderboard u HAVE TO play at prime time, otherwise your screwed…. Problem is that somepeople just cant play at prime time or wanna play in the normal day time… And if you by chance do that, your team is gonna be…

ranks 50/42/6/1/3 or a 4×5 match…

I’m so gonna say ‘’ALL IS VAIN’’ every time I lose a solo queue tournament from now on.
Also… Grouch, please sticky this beautiful piece of art.

so beauty much loves

If it helps you, remember the good moments . . .

lik dis if you kry… evrytim

Hahahahahaha.
Oh geez.
Gw2 can be so cruel sometimes.

Beautiful. Simply beautiful. I shed manly tears.

Day = Made….It really captures everything about everything

Oh god I’m in stitches