Guild Wars 2

We need this said by an NPC in the mists.XD

An NPC which will explain to new players how things go.XD

+1 to sticky
This is amazing!!!

We <3 you mighty meak! My wife and I named our newborn son after you!

redslion.9675:

We need this said by an NPC in the mists.XD

An NPC which will explain to new players how things go.XD

Even better, NPC’s should say “all is vain” upon dying.

I always check if he posted something else at another place. Work of art.

You sir, have single handily lifted the pvp depression we were all feeling. For that, I thank you for this wonderful post.

redslion.9675:

We need this said by an NPC in the mists.XD

An NPC which will explain to new players how things go.XD

Perfect, we need to replace the old tutorials anyway.

All is [VAIN]

I sense a meme in the making…

Takato.4976:

I always check if he posted something else at another place. Work of art.

Too unique to post more of it. He only came once… and went away. :P
So dramatic! <3

akamon.2769:

All is [VAIN]

Someone do it.

That was so full of win.
Your gf should go back to you.

I guess people should start saying [ all is vain ] when they are online, instead of [ hey ] , [ Hi how are you ]

This should have a movie made about it. And I’m not talking a YouTube video. I’m talking about a blockbuster hit. Get Francis Ford Coppola or Martin Scorsese to direct it. Can’t you just see the Oscar potential?

LOL I LOVE THIS

IT’S SO FUNNY!

ENDREBUILD.7053:

This is legendary along the lines of “sword in box” from star wars years ago.

can you make sword in box light sword so sword come out when opened? then if sword is back after sword, use light saber on box, and saber will be boxed after sword is out.

never forget

How can this masterpiece be allowed to be on page 2…
Someone sticky it already.

Mighty meak for prez.

I read a lot of stuff this year, but this is has a lot of action, love, pain and emotions than everything else
gj man, gj

When I was a kid and I got bad grades, my mom would frame my report card in my room and I was only able to take it down when I brought good grades again.

This is ANet’s bad report card and Anet needs to sticky this thread until they fix the ridiculous state of PvP in this game.

ANet, please Easter egg this into the game somehow

Awesome post. LOL

All is Jayne o_O

Soilder.3607:

redslion.9675:

We need this said by an NPC in the mists.XD

An NPC which will explain to new players how things go.XD

Even better, NPC’s should say “all is vain” upon dying.

Supports!

Skyrim has “Arrow to the knee”
Gw2 solotpvp needs “All is Vain”

Too epic to describe, pure art.

+1 for Sticky

I’m so adding this to my signature

Verdelet Arconia.6987:

Soilder.3607:

redslion.9675:

We need this said by an NPC in the mists.XD

An NPC which will explain to new players how things go.XD

Even better, NPC’s should say “all is vain” upon dying.

Supports!

Skyrim has “Arrow to the knee”
Gw2 solotpvp needs “All is Vain”

“I used to be a yoloqueue hero like you but than i realized that all is vain”

I’ll just leave this here:

Now we’re waiting for AiV guild – All Is Vain. Solo queues only Sign me up

The guild should be All Is Vain [NoGF].

You raised a very good point TChalla, I am curious to know what the other players think: should the guild tag be [AiV] to underline the fact that all is vain or [NoGF] to underline the fact that soloqueue will take away your beloved one ?

NoGF Or Vain Or gone

I find this funny but I must be reading it wrong cause I don’t really see the genius of the poetry behind it may be due to the fact im dyslexic as hell and reading it wrong lol.

You can’t explain poetry, just believe or all is vain.

I must be the only one in the universe who doesn’t get it, I feel so stupid.

Xhale.2869:

I find this funny but I must be reading it wrong cause I don’t really see the genius of the poetry behind it may be due to the fact im dyslexic as hell and reading it wrong lol.

There’s too many genius things to list about this. One could probably give entire seminars trying to explain the various aspects and interpretations of this masterpiece.

Hey Josh, how about some NPC’s of all races sitting around a campfire telling this epic story somewhere in the Mists starting point. Maybe by the practice golems. I’d visit it a few times a day everyday for sure.

I wouldn’t be surprised if “All is vain” was found scribbled on one of the rocks/walls in one of the PvP maps in a future patch :P

This is the best thing

Xhale.2869:

I find this funny but I must be reading it wrong cause I don’t really see the genius of the poetry behind it may be due to the fact im dyslexic as hell and reading it wrong lol.

Well I might not be a scholar but I do understand that he starts with “my girlfriend left me” to get people interested and ends with “my girlfriend left me” for a full circle of life.

Lachanche.6859:

You raised a very good point TChalla, I am curious to know what the other players think: should the guild tag be [AiV] to underline the fact that all is vain or [NoGF] to underline the fact that soloqueue will take away your beloved one ?

It should be All is Vain [NoGF]. Be sure to send me an invite!

+1 Sticky it!
/char

And then no one ever raged again on soloQ, All is vain.

Wintel.4873:

I wouldn’t be surprised if “All is vain” was found scribbled on one of the rocks/walls in one of the PvP maps in a future patch :P

This.
ANet needs to accept the current state of the game.
It might make players feel a little better about it if the devs would be able to laugh at the broken state of the game with the rest of the players and work to make it better instead of putting up a facade that everything is nice and peachy.

OP is a genious , when you read this you get some hope that ALL IS NOT VAIN.

I want an invi to [NoGF]!

This is the best thing i’ve read on the internet.

I am now extremely tempted to create a guild named All is Vain [NoGF]. I hope someone else creates it before I decide to do it.

TChalla.7146:

I am now extremely tempted to create a guild named All is Vain [NoGF]. I hope someone else creates it before I decide to do it.

I’ll do it!

All is Vain was already in use.

Edit: Was able to create All Is Vain I

Edit2: did another I All Is Vain I
looks better.

Best post of 2013