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Mash Hog.5672:

This has more views than all of the stickies combined.

Well i think its about time to sticky this.

epic post

pls sticky this already

pls sticky this already

sticky sticky plz plz

Mash Hog.5672:

This has more views than all of the stickies combined.

This has more views than everything on the first page. Stickies included.

Zhaitan should be replaced by a giant ALL IS VAIN floating text boss, Mighty Meak for president! #allisvain.

they need to sticky this to prevent it ever disappearing and so Mighty Meak can read this when/if he comes back.

They need to sticky it because it’s a really good thread, probably the best of all. It is very creative and funny and it has brought smiles to many people’s faces. It is unique and popular and Anet should ignore their dull rules for once and just sticky it.

The best thing is how this guy just made 1 topic and you never hear thing from him again.

What’s wrong with this forum STICK THIS foreva and EVA ! xD

I want to know the name of this guy’s main.

why is this post still here?

This reminds me of Nietzsche’s writings.

“Why should one live? All is vain!”
-Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra.

i think op should go to writing school or something – so poetic

sticky please – its like a funny beginners guide to the game

Naetell.3815:

This reminds me of Nietzsche’s writings.

“Why should one live? All is vain!”
-Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra.

How the kitten do you pronounce Nietzsche

Lachanche.6859:

Naetell.3815:

This reminds me of Nietzsche’s writings.

“Why should one live? All is vain!”
-Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra.

How the kitten do you pronounce Nietzsche

NEE-chuh

Errant Venture.9371:

Lachanche.6859:

Naetell.3815:

This reminds me of Nietzsche’s writings.

“Why should one live? All is vain!”
-Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra.

How the kitten do you pronounce Nietzsche

NEE-chuh

I’m not sure, that sounds way too chinese for a german dude

Lachanche.6859:

Errant Venture.9371:

Lachanche.6859:

Naetell.3815:

This reminds me of Nietzsche’s writings.

“Why should one live? All is vain!”
-Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra.

How the kitten do you pronounce Nietzsche

NEE-chuh

I’m not sure, that sounds way too chinese for a german dude

Let me google that for you

Was looking for this.

So, just coming here to say hi.

Hi.

Opening scene revised:

Ok guise listen
I’m charr.
Im dedly weapon in world of battle
I respect only legion because me and legion bffs
We had gods, then said WTF
we say we adapt
And then build weapons and pew pew!
We pwn our gods.

Then we say ok guise listen plan
we reclaim homeland
so we go and take homeland and make new plan on dead enemies

so we have Ascalon oops ghosts
But we victory cuz win is pro lose is noob.

Im ash so I go full secret and sniky sniky
And then ambush human and they all go wtf big cat on me HALP
My comrades say YAY and GG and help me

Citadel tells us go A go B go C
But we go A because A is for Ash legion. Wt did u expect?
We leave B for Blood because same
and C for Iron cuz Iron is NOOB
And I go stealth cuz yolo

We go fight ghost

Dis mah story…

… Wait, But ghost never die

ALL IS VAIN

one does not simply forget this thread

Silent Shino.7239:

one does not simply forget this thread

I just come again to see if mighty mike come back . . . . =(

This guy is awesome. Keep bumping this forever

redslion.9675:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TuoKRPdnKw

Opening scene revised:

Ok guise listen
I’m charr.
Im dedly weapon in world of battle
I respect only legion because me and legion bffs
We had gods, then said WTF
we say we adapt
And then build weapons and pew pew!
We pwn our gods.

Then we say ok guise listen plan
we reclaim homeland
so we go and take homeland and make new plan on dead enemies

so we have Ascalon oops ghosts
But we victory cuz win is pro lose is noob.

Im ash so I go full secret and sniky sniky
And then ambush human and they all go wtf big cat on me HALP
My comrades say YAY and GG and help me

Citadel tells us go A go B go C
But we go A because A is for Ash legion. Wt did u expect?
We leave B for Blood because same
and C for Iron cuz Iron is NOOB
And I go stealth cuz yolo

We go fight ghost

Dis mah story…

… Wait, But ghost never die

ALL IS VAIN

ahahahahahah nice one! XD

cheers!

best one, has to be made top by dev PLS

Bumped for relevance to life in general.

can someone make such “poem” about 3 thieves team in yoloq o.o

Bump because what is this second page nonsense?

Forz.1725:

Bump because what is this second page nonsense?

Don’t let this jewel be lost in the graveyard.

WTB
S T I C K Y

Haven’t paid my respects.
The time is now.
/bump

Mustn’t… hit… page… 2…

[bump]

All is vain.

Truer words were never spoken.

Cough Sticky Cough

“All is vain” is actually a quote from the bible too:

Vanitas vanitatum et omnia vanitas

Old Testament, Ecclesiastes 1, verse 2

“Vanity of vanities, says the Teacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity.”

and again same book, verse 14

“I saw all the deeds that are done under the sun; and see, all is vanity and a chasing after wind.”

Vain can be interpreted in different ways, see the following synonyms:

1.
arrogant ,kitteny, big-headed, boastful, conceited, egocentric, egoistic, haughty, high-and-mighty, inflated, narcissistic, ostentatious, overweening, pleased with oneself, proud, puffed up, self-important, stuck-up, swaggering, swollen-headed, vainglorious

2.
failed, failing, fruitless, futile, ineffective, ineffectual, miscarried, unavailing, unproductive, unsuccessful, useless, worthless

So which meaning did you derive from the tragic poetry published here? Is Mighty Meek lamenting his girlfriends (and the world’s) egoism and shallowness or the futility of his efforts? Or both?

Soo deep….. ;-)

muahaha, just noticed that one of the thesaurus choices got kittened, this forum just does not like roosters :-D

this guy is a genius. i wish i have the same literary skills as his.

Started tpvp match. Everybody drops. 1vsall.

all is vain.

Mash Hog.5672:

This has more views than all of the stickies combined.

Isn’t that somethin.

thread should be locked/deleted, its pointless junk compared to other closed/deleted threads

Rufena.5671:

“All is vain” is actually a quote from the bible too:

Vanitas vanitatum et omnia vanitas

Old Testament, Ecclesiastes 1, verse 2

“Vanity of vanities, says the Teacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity.”

and again same book, verse 14

“I saw all the deeds that are done under the sun; and see, all is vanity and a chasing after wind.”

Vain can be interpreted in different ways, see the following synonyms:

1.
arrogant ,kitteny, big-headed, boastful, conceited, egocentric, egoistic, haughty, high-and-mighty, inflated, narcissistic, ostentatious, overweening, pleased with oneself, proud, puffed up, self-important, stuck-up, swaggering, swollen-headed, vainglorious

2.
failed, failing, fruitless, futile, ineffective, ineffectual, miscarried, unavailing, unproductive, unsuccessful, useless, worthless

So which meaning did you derive from the tragic poetry published here? Is Mighty Meek lamenting his girlfriends (and the world’s) egoism and shallowness or the futility of his efforts? Or both?

Soo deep….. ;-)

muahaha, just noticed that one of the thesaurus choices got kittened, this forum just does not like roosters :-D

wow… mind blown…

SO DEEP!

Malediktus.9250:

thread should be locked/deleted, its pointless junk compared to other closed/deleted threads

No it’s not pointless. It’s pure genius. You just can’t appreciate the shear amount of philosophical beauty in this thread.

TChalla.7146:

Malediktus.9250:

thread should be locked/deleted, its pointless junk compared to other closed/deleted threads

No it’s not pointless. It’s pure genius. You just can’t appreciate the shear amount of philosophical beauty in this thread.

Philosophical? I dont see anything philosophical here. If I want to see philosophical stuff I would read Schopenhauer and co.

Malediktus.9250:

TChalla.7146:

Malediktus.9250:

thread should be locked/deleted, its pointless junk compared to other closed/deleted threads

No it’s not pointless. It’s pure genius. You just can’t appreciate the shear amount of philosophical beauty in this thread.

Philosophical? I dont see anything philosophical here. If I want to see philosophical stuff I would read Schopenhauer and co.

Then I was wrong. You simply don’t see the philosophical beauty of the original post. It’s there… I promise.

This must be preserved.
This kind of beauty must not lost.
*Angelic Bump

……… stealthbump……..

Wow I remember reading this months ago, surprised its still here. Bump!

It was also amazing to see how many times this thread was referenced in yesterdays stream