Guild Wars 2

codiac.5642:

I see a lot of people talking themselves up here, but you are all weak and useless compared to the real God of wvw, Skill Lag!

Oh Skill Lag, why do you hunt me so relentlessly?

Why do you persecute me with your ill timed spiking?

Oh Skill Lag, how dominant will you be post network culling change?

Curse you Skill
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Lag!

It never really bothered me much when it just happened in the lords room of SM. I mean sure it sucked, but now that it happens all over the map. It is super fantastic!

ARM.3912:

Jscull.2514:

Props and Cheers to kitten this game wont let me put in their tag…..(DERPPP) from GoM. Finally a 5 man worth fighting. Glad to see you boys out there tonight. Thanks for the fights.

(DERPPP) is so hot they censor our name (i wish i would have known that before making the guild tag :/.. and WHY????)

Likewise Paxa, after our first fight I said “we aren’t going to have more fun than that, lets find them!” . We kept looking for you, ran into NS zergs or GT’s zerg from your side more than I’d care for though. But very fun fights when we met up. I’m glad we pulled off a win once. Were you just running 5 in all those fights?

ARM

All 3 times we hit you guys last night we had 4. Our 5th wasn’t on last night but we still ran. Was really fun for us too. NSP had SPCA hit you guys and us a couple times as well. We all hope you guys decide to run as nightly as possible. It’s safe to say you’re on our radar ARM! Cheers

score update.. looked like GoM was losing ground but we manage to gain some back.. gj .. still a close score and hope it continues.. win or lose i like this close score better than dominations..

pita spoon.5708:

score update.. looked like GoM was losing ground but we manage to gain some back.. gj .. still a close score and hope it continues.. win or lose i like this close score better than dominations..

Regardless of who wins, it looks like we will flatten out the T7 rankings, which ought to keep IoJ and SF out of T7 for a bit longer.

We should probably start checking our mail for IEDs sent by ET and FC…

titanlectro.5029:

pita spoon.5708:

score update.. looked like GoM was losing ground but we manage to gain some back.. gj .. still a close score and hope it continues.. win or lose i like this close score better than dominations..

Regardless of who wins, it looks like we will flatten out the T7 rankings, which ought to keep IoJ and SF out of T7 for a bit longer.

We should probably start checking our mail for IEDs sent by ET and FC…

Omg… This made me laugh so hard… I think I’d prefer this new “tactic” ’Checks Mail- Thief pops out’ Me, “Wtf? How did you fit in the envelope?” Thief, “I stole that engi’s Elixir S…”

pita spoon.5708:

score update.. looked like GoM was losing ground but we manage to gain some back.. gj .. still a close score and hope it continues.. win or lose i like this close score better than dominations..

And of course Zellurs is talking about World bosses, like always xD.

1. GoM’s secret weapon, flying rams.
2. 5 GoM vs 15-20 NSP and we won?!?! >.>
3. Dont mind me, just going to blow a hole in helms deep is all.
4. My prayers were answers, my lord’s conquest was glorious. ARM!

Sororita.3465:

1. GoM’s secret weapon, flying rams.
2. 5 GoM vs 15-20 NSP and we won?!?! >.>
3. Dont mind me, just going to blow a hole in helms deep is all.
4. My prayers were answers, my lord’s conquest was glorious. ARM!

That 4th picture is fantastic.

JKFlipFlop.7123:

Sororita.3465:

1. GoM’s secret weapon, flying rams.
2. 5 GoM vs 15-20 NSP and we won?!?! >.>
3. Dont mind me, just going to blow a hole in helms deep is all.
4. My prayers were answers, my lord’s conquest was glorious. ARM!

That 4th picture is fantastic.

Agreed!

ARM

pita spoon.5708:

vicious.2193:

Whoever the elementalist for Head Hunters is on GoM that was hanging around NsP during the late morning/early afternoon EST, my hat off to you. Had a great 2 minute 1v1 to start my morning off and I was truly saddened that a small group traveled with me the rest of the morning. You stuck it out, though, and tore through most of my allies. Big, big tip of the hat to you.

that might have been me.. was you the mesmer i fought at the ruins,, right after you took the sentry?

Yep, then several other times throughout the morning, though there was a warrior with me most of the rest of the day. I asked him to break off and check out the camp for y’alls mesmer when I saw you alone on the hill for our last fight of the day. I seemed to have lucked out with multiple crits on a 4x shatter in close, making for an anticlimactic end to the day for me.

Anyways, hats off to you and your mesmer that I had the pleasure of 1v1’ing for a couple of minutes until you showed up and we were both downed. Hats off, indeed.

Sororita.3465:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H2uOLM9Aos

Had to laugh when I saw myself in your video chasing you while trying to get the attached screenshot.

P.S. The screenshot with you and ARM is a classic! ARM indeed.

Sororita.3465:

1. GoM’s secret weapon, flying rams.

My asura couldn’t reach to help build it.

also….

ARM

Debois Guilbert.6413:

Had to laugh when I saw myself in your video chasing you while trying to get the attached screenshot.

had to go rewatch and just saw you trying lol >.> ill stand still next time but it was fun to be killing people while holding fireworks.

This matchu kitten o close and yet we have so few people posting score updates. Millenium is only so up to date! I need to know what’s happening while I a drudging away at work, haha!

Harbinger.9645:

Millenium is only so up to date!

It was last updated 8 minutes before you posted this. that’s not even a tick’s worth.

that score btw:
Northern Shiverpeaks 112 720
Henge of Denravi 112 557
Gate of Madness 110 383

GrandmaFunk.3052:

Harbinger.9645:

Millenium is only so up to date!

It was last updated 8 minutes before you posted this. that’s not even a tick’s worth.

that score btw:
Northern Shiverpeaks 112 720
Henge of Denravi 112 557
Gate of Madness 110 383

Keeping it close

Henge of Denravi 114 522
Northern Shiverpeaks 114 425
Gates of Madness 112 106

We here at GoM know how to take SM in style.

1/2: Pew, Pew. Moose clearly know how to aim trebs.
3: Moose never back down from a fight.
4: Firing the moosapultssssssss~
5: Cue Epic Golem Army.
6: Following our majestic moose leader into battle!
7: My People Need Me o/
8: Finale. We jumped off for the hell of it after this, man and beast alike! The pile of dead was like none other.

All in all, epic night. Thanks GoM!

awaiting the next flip of SM. I give it an hour.

TrainMuncher.7938:

We here at GoM know how to take SM in style.

1/2: Pew, Pew. Moose clearly know how to aim trebs.
3: Moose never back down from a fight.
4: Firing the moosapultssssssss~
5: Cue Epic Golem Army.
6: Following our majestic moose leader into battle!
7: My People Need Me o/
8: Finale. We jumped off for the hell of it after this, man and beast alike! The pile of dead was like none other.

All in all, epic night. Thanks GoM!

From the pics it looks like a bunch of overkill on pvdoor.. *yawn

dank.3680:

From the pics it looks like a bunch of overkill on moosevdoor.. *yawn

Fixed that for ya.

vicious.2193:

pita spoon.5708:

vicious.2193:

Whoever the elementalist for Head Hunters is on GoM that was hanging around NsP during the late morning/early afternoon EST, my hat off to you. Had a great 2 minute 1v1 to start my morning off and I was truly saddened that a small group traveled with me the rest of the morning. You stuck it out, though, and tore through most of my allies. Big, big tip of the hat to you.

that might have been me.. was you the mesmer i fought at the ruins,, right after you took the sentry?

Yep, then several other times throughout the morning, though there was a warrior with me most of the rest of the day. I asked him to break off and check out the camp for y’alls mesmer when I saw you alone on the hill for our last fight of the day. I seemed to have lucked out with multiple crits on a 4x shatter in close, making for an anticlimactic end to the day for me.

Anyways, hats off to you and your mesmer that I had the pleasure of 1v1’ing for a couple of minutes until you showed up and we were both downed. Hats off, indeed.

that first fight was a doozie.. hats off to you for your recovery after my surprise attack.. i think i won because i caught you off guard and that probably gave me an edge but hard to tell since it did last awhile..

and sorry i went down so fast with the 4x shatter.. i dont know what i was thinking.. i guess i wasn’t thinking since i pretty much saw it coming and did nothing to avoid it. so pathetic on my part. i would rather lose putting up a good fight than to win with ease so hopefully next time you win it wont be such a disappointment.

i kept trying to find you to salute you but kept running into your commander then i figured if i started fighting him you would show up but couldn’t salute.. i eventually saluted your commander. so /salute @ you

new record (vs lvl 80 shatter mesmer)
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/8181355/gw347.jpg

TrainMuncher.7938:

We here at GoM know how to take SM in style.

1/2: Pew, Pew. Moose clearly know how to aim trebs.
3: Moose never back down from a fight.
4: Firing the moosapultssssssss~
5: Cue Epic Golem Army.
6: Following our majestic moose leader into battle!
7: My People Need Me o/
8: Finale. We jumped off for the hell of it after this, man and beast alike! The pile of dead was like none other.

All in all, epic night. Thanks GoM!

Perhaps we could call it the Bullwinkle maneuver. Beware of wildlife building siege!

Debois Guilbert.6413:

TrainMuncher.7938:

We here at GoM know how to take SM in style.

1/2: Pew, Pew. Moose clearly know how to aim trebs.
3: Moose never back down from a fight.
4: Firing the moosapultssssssss~
5: Cue Epic Golem Army.
6: Following our majestic moose leader into battle!
7: My People Need Me o/
8: Finale. We jumped off for the hell of it after this, man and beast alike! The pile of dead was like none other.

All in all, epic night. Thanks GoM!

Perhaps we could call it the Bullwinkle maneuver. Last night I was amused to discovered that I could run supply while morphed. So beware of wildlife building siege.

Henceforth the only time Pvdoor can be deemed acceptable is with the Bullwinkle maneuver lol.

Debois Guilbert.6413:

So beware of wildlife building siege.

wildlife you say…

Sororita.3465:

Debois Guilbert.6413:

So beware of wildlife building siege.

wildlife you say…

Darned furries are on the loose again.

Jscull.2514:

ARM.3912:

Jscull.2514:

Props and Cheers to kitten this game wont let me put in their tag…..(DERPPP) from GoM. Finally a 5 man worth fighting. Glad to see you boys out there tonight. Thanks for the fights.

(DERPPP) is so hot they censor our name (i wish i would have known that before making the guild tag :/.. and WHY????)

Likewise Paxa, after our first fight I said “we aren’t going to have more fun than that, lets find them!” . We kept looking for you, ran into NS zergs or GT’s zerg from your side more than I’d care for though. But very fun fights when we met up. I’m glad we pulled off a win once. Were you just running 5 in all those fights?

ARM

All 3 times we hit you guys last night we had 4. Our 5th wasn’t on last night but we still ran. Was really fun for us too. NSP had SPCA hit you guys and us a couple times as well. We all hope you guys decide to run as nightly as possible. It’s safe to say you’re on our radar ARM! Cheers

Likewise to you guys they were some great engagements and some of the better ones on that scale in a good while, but by our count you had us by 1 each time. Half of another if we count that NSP scout with the PAXA tag, although I don’t think they ever engaged.

Did you guys end up living in the end of that 3rd fight when those NSP adds came back?

DrSparkles.5360:

Jscull.2514:

ARM.3912:

Jscull.2514:

Props and Cheers to kitten this game wont let me put in their tag…..(DERPPP) from GoM. Finally a 5 man worth fighting. Glad to see you boys out there tonight. Thanks for the fights.

(DERPPP) is so hot they censor our name (i wish i would have known that before making the guild tag :/.. and WHY????)

Likewise Paxa, after our first fight I said “we aren’t going to have more fun than that, lets find them!” . We kept looking for you, ran into NS zergs or GT’s zerg from your side more than I’d care for though. But very fun fights when we met up. I’m glad we pulled off a win once. Were you just running 5 in all those fights?

ARM

All 3 times we hit you guys last night we had 4. Our 5th wasn’t on last night but we still ran. Was really fun for us too. NSP had SPCA hit you guys and us a couple times as well. We all hope you guys decide to run as nightly as possible. It’s safe to say you’re on our radar ARM! Cheers

Likewise to you guys they were some great engagements and some of the better ones on that scale in a good while, but by our count you had us by 1 each time. Half of another if we count that NSP scout with the PAXA tag, although I don’t think they ever engaged.

Did you guys end up living in the end of that 3rd fight when those NSP adds came back?

I think we may have had a HoD pugger in one of the fights…But there is no reason for us to make up how many PAXA tags there were last night..We ran 4 guys (5th wasn’t even on).

We continued that last fight into the field across the river by the dolyaks and ended up getting swarmed by respwning NSPer’s.

Jscull.2514:

DrSparkles.5360:

Jscull.2514:

ARM.3912:

Jscull.2514:

Props and Cheers to kitten this game wont let me put in their tag…..(DERPPP) from GoM. Finally a 5 man worth fighting. Glad to see you boys out there tonight. Thanks for the fights.

(DERPPP) is so hot they censor our name (i wish i would have known that before making the guild tag :/.. and WHY????)

Likewise Paxa, after our first fight I said “we aren’t going to have more fun than that, lets find them!” . We kept looking for you, ran into NS zergs or GT’s zerg from your side more than I’d care for though. But very fun fights when we met up. I’m glad we pulled off a win once. Were you just running 5 in all those fights?

ARM

All 3 times we hit you guys last night we had 4. Our 5th wasn’t on last night but we still ran. Was really fun for us too. NSP had SPCA hit you guys and us a couple times as well. We all hope you guys decide to run as nightly as possible. It’s safe to say you’re on our radar ARM! Cheers

Likewise to you guys they were some great engagements and some of the better ones on that scale in a good while, but by our count you had us by 1 each time. Half of another if we count that NSP scout with the PAXA tag, although I don’t think they ever engaged.

Did you guys end up living in the end of that 3rd fight when those NSP adds came back?

I think we may have had a HoD pugger in one of the fights…But there is no reason for us to make up how many PAXA tags there were last night..We ran 4 guys (5th wasn’t even on).

We continued that last fight into the field across the river by the dolyaks and ended up getting swarmed by respwning NSPer’s.

Cool. Yeah I too wish we had had more then our 3 last night when NSP pushed across that river that would’ve been a fight to remember.

NSP news reporter 1-2 hour ago

1.HoD Golem Army
2.NSP HoD GoM in Lord Room

who let the dogs out

gom gom gom gom

Well i guess dogs do look after their territory.

btw nice killing you today You seriously couldnt kill this guardian of mine by your spawn in GoM BL?

Some pictures from tonight. Had a little fun in NSP bl and SM.

1. Thanks for a fully upgraded bay NSP. Note the time.

2. Crazy 3-way battle in SM was epic.

3. That’s a lot of circles xD

4. Thanks for bay again NSP, glad to see that 500 supply was put to good use.

Sororita.3465:

Well i guess dogs do look after their territory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqga6z9rPW8

btw nice killing you today You seriously couldnt kill this guardian of mine by your spawn in GoM BL?

today only 1v1s I had were versus some ash warrior, and I don’t think any of them actually counted as 1v1s because other people kept jumping me or him randomly (he did knock me down once but only because I decided to assume he wasn’t kitten and I walk away to let him rally but instead he throw rocks at me that crit me, I should have just perma blind and stomped him ><). I also wipe family guild RH with 2 others several times. We get bored and then after we slay all but one of them we keep the last one in down state so that the others show up again and watch us kill their friend.

few days ago i also 1v1 some kitten GoM ASH commander who had to use his norn elite to escape, and then call in a thief to jump me (after which me and my friends jumped all of them). he then call me PD thief (I DP), say I use stealth to not die(he use norn elite to stealth and run), tell me I couldn’t kill him (his elite was down so I actually would have won when i reengage if he didnt call in his thief friend), and then blame me for him losing bay to NSP (nah he lost bay cause he bad), and then say SPCA is guild full of thieves (we only have 2). So judging by my interactions with previous ASH people most if not all of you are just barking up a tree that will fall on you

so idk what you are talking about, so far only gom 1v1 ive lost straight up was versus a basic PD thief that jump me while I was drinking water while on autorun, but I got him to like 5% ish before he shadow refuged and he was PD thief so its w/e i probably shouldn’t have stood in his caltrops thinking i had downed him. The only guardian ive fought 1v1 was that RISE one (mor eliek 1v2 because he had his puppy rogue friend with him all the time, I say rogue to kitten try hards off “ughh its thief wahhhh wahh he said rogue”)

if you want a 1v1 send pics of yourself to me and i’ll consider it. if you are a huggable puppy then lets go I’ll give you the iago drowning blind puppy treatment but if you are a dumb yappy barking dog that belongs in a Louis Vuitton purse then I don’t waste my time. we record and we put it in lad guy montage, just like how we have footage of hitting that norn ash commander off a cliff. +45 points NSP

HackerTeivospy.2031:

Sororita.3465:

Well i guess dogs do look after their territory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqga6z9rPW8

btw nice killing you today You seriously couldnt kill this guardian of mine by your spawn in GoM BL?

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I think his point was that he was level 10 (at least in the video), but you can’t really see this unless you watch in high resolution.

score update for all those people at work/school.

Sororita.3465:

score update for all those people at work/school.

Looks like we finally lost our steam lol
Loved the GoM/NSP double team last night, it was really entertaining
@ GoM golems are our signature move, you’ll never successfully do it <3

atomicjellybean.5389:

@ GoM golems are our signature move, you’ll never successfully do it <3

But, we went through so much trouble to teach those moose to build them!

ARM.3912:

Jscull.2514:

Props and Cheers to kitten this game wont let me put in their tag…..(DERPPP) from GoM. Finally a 5 man worth fighting. Glad to see you boys out there tonight. Thanks for the fights.

(DERPPP) is so hot they censor our name (i wish i would have known that before making the guild tag :/.. and WHY????)

Likewise Paxa, after our first fight I said “we aren’t going to have more fun than that, lets find them!” . We kept looking for you, ran into NS zergs or GT’s zerg from your side more than I’d care for though. But very fun fights when we met up. I’m glad we pulled off a win once. Were you just running 5 in all those fights?

ARM

ARM when we fought you guys we remember a heal spec guardian, ranger, an ele, a warrior and possibly another guardian or war. I know we fought three different times and you may have had subs or people log but that’s the group we remember hitting near the island couple times.

I missed being red from our weeks and weeks with BP/AR stalemate, so me and my friends decided to go visit our much beloved garrison to the far north…
But when we got there there were some unfriendly thugs there which attacked us, we wanted to report it to the keep lord so we made our way there, but he too had gone mad! He charged at us and we had no choice but to defend ourselves. But then the keep turned green all of a sudden, and it just felt …wrong.
So we decided to go to Etheron Hills to pay a visit to Uncle Charlie, but he too attacked us on sight! “Could it be us? Why dont they like us anymore?” we questioned.
We soon realised that HoD Borderlands was under an evil witch spell, and the only way to help was to cleanse thy land of its riches and corruption!
So we, being good neighbours helped, because i didnt look like any HoD were willing to fight for their home, we helped you liberate it!
It has now been cleansed with the power of righteousness! And is yours to reclaim.
Xoxox
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Asura
http://i.imgur.com/fj5ZUzt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nGjjXPG.jpg

Spets the MilkBandit.9031:

I missed being red from our weeks and weeks with BP/AR stalemate, so me and my friends decided to go visit our much beloved garrison to the far north…
But when we got there there were some unfriendly thugs there which attacked us, we wanted to report it to the keep lord so we made our way there, but he too had gone mad! He charged at us and we had no choice but to defend ourselves. But then the keep turned green all of a sudden, and it just felt …wrong.
So we decided to go to Etheron Hills to pay a visit to Uncle Charlie, but he too attacked us on sight! “Could it be us? Why dont they like us anymore?” we questioned.
We soon realised that HoD Borderlands was under an evil witch spell, and the only way to help was to cleanse thy land of its riches and corruption!
So we, being good neighbours helped, because i didnt look like any HoD were willing to fight for their home, we helped you liberate it!
It has now been cleansed with the power of righteousness! And is yours to reclaim.
Xoxox
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Asura
http://i.imgur.com/fj5ZUzt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nGjjXPG.jpg

WoW great job! Also nice push earlier today GoM it look like you guys are starting your Thursday weekly push a bit earlier.

score update, very nice, cmon henge go for second!

1.NSP, using golems as defensive measures or did you all accidently come out?
2. Nothing a lil more upgrade time wont fix! ( 95% on fortified keep)
3. Taking a lil time to get a skill point, Jael could handle the zerg at the camp, no biggy.

I dont wvw for a day or two and we pull into the lead. Obviously I am dragging the team down!! sobs

Sororita.3465:

score update, very nice, cmon henge go for second!

Easier said than done, with you guys always trying to take our stuff. =P

We definitely need a new matchup, it’s getting too easy to notice who is good, who is bad, and who just likes to troll a lot (looking at you censored gom guild).

Its impossible for any of you people we know don’t run small mans to run anything less than 10. PERIOD. You guys cant win without that many.

Jscull.2514:

Its impossible for any of you people we know don’t run small mans to run anything less than 10. PERIOD. You guys cant win without that many.

Psh, says the guy whos guild attack a lvl 8 and a lvl 12 with 4 lvl 80s >.>

THATS LIFE! thats what all the people say!

BTW To the PB thief that killed me in GoM Ruins, good job man.

score update——-

Oh… how I miss NSP… I hope you guys are having fun miss you XoXo