http://melementalist.com/booncondcontrol-cheatsheet/
http://www.twitch.tv/madspin
What I love about that [lulz] screenshot is that he’s only telling on himself and his whole chump crew. You guys are too busy standing on the sidelines whipping out your CameraPhones™ stead of actually fighting. Then I get /whispers from these same guys talking trash about how oPP is zerging w/ RIOT and what not.
::kitten motion::
So you busted out the MS Paint to doodle over a screenshot to try and “paint” the picture as if we’re zerging you guys constantly. Meanwhile you don’t even realize how you come off looking so bitter. It’s all good… keep sending the /whispers, keep making the highlights, keep tuning into our streams, keep talking trash in our stream chats, & keep making forum posts about us. I take pleasure in knowing how bad you wanna troll us (and fail).
So these screenshots are from the other night from other [lulz] members. This is the kinda crap they /whisper to me while I’m just playing the game having fun. The first kids crying because we have +2 BorderlandsBloodlust™… I guess he’s implying we can’t beat them w/o it??? Then he gets his boyfriend to /whisper me, only this guy tries to get borderline “racial” with me but he’s obviously too scared of being reported so instead he blocks me and keeps /whisperin me.
http://oi42.tinypic.com/1pw275.jpg
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2v3l91d.jpg
Here’s a vid from last night which that screenshot was taken from. Both sides took turns pushing each other back to spawn, but if you wanna talk about Zerging… JQ always takes the cake hands down
http://www.twitch.tv/madspin/c/3000265
Nice try… Next time say “Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!” first. (lawl @ Greek ftw)
- Mel
I can’t play without my zerg™
- Mel
Bro, I know it’s hard. But you CAN. I believe in you <3
Bro, I know it’s hard. But you CAN. I believe in you <3
Anomaly, your guys aren’t even willing to fight anymore. They rather stand to the side and look at how their own guild members are getting stomped. This isn’t an issue with our guilds, this is an issue in your own guild. Your guys are already calling a fight before it even happens….
Don’t go pointing fingers at us, step up your own game…
QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ
tl:dr version
Exactly, you need less of that
When I do catch your streams the clowning of other servers is amateur and I hear words like “noob”, Step it up. Also if I wanted to hang out with 10 dudes on a Friday night I’d go to a bar not teamspeak. At least at the bar girls are around and you can see if they hawt.
I prefer to spend my Fridays watching you drink beer at your computer and stand for hours inside or around SM.
this new tactic of having one player infront with a dif tag and the others lurking <3. I will forever be in solo que well until Tuesday when bf4 comes out and I drop gw2
Ah come on Mindtrick, don’t be scerd!
Sorry to hear you are dropping GW2. You will be missed!
Scared…? You’re calling other people ‘scared’ when every single member in your guild instantly runs away at the chance of an odd worse than 1:1, and bring your own 5? Your guild doesn’t even fight unless you have double the number of others. Talking about scared… hahahaha.
Exactly, I need less of that
Fixed for you <3
Only thing we can QQ about is when your guys are saying stuff like, “Don’t even engage” or “Click the waypoint” *LMFAO
http://www.twitch.tv/v3nym/c/2996368
Since when does a 4v6 constitute getting zerged?
Also…roamers skill clicking? Come on.
Did you notice they just roll over Cyyrix? Not even attempting to press a button to attack or defend. Just gave up and then nag on the forums about how we’re winning… LOL
Sometimes I run around with 12 people and kill groups of 2-4 to make myself feel good.
Whatever works for you man.
Sometimes I stand around with 10 other JQ players and watch how one of my own friends gets stomped by a group of 12. I’m such a great friend, aye?
Agreed!
Sometimes I stand around with 10 other JQ players and watch how one of my own friends gets stomped by a group of 12. I’m such a great friend, aye?
Agreed!
Legit you just changed my quote to (also copied me therefore I win), “I stand … and watch one of my friends get stomped by a group of 12.”
1 JQ < 12BG.
Yea no, too dumb. I’m done. Peace and gl bein’ bad.
And another fight we win!
I love editing quotes, to add further evidence to my obvious stress management problems. I’m a good engineer but my group, my pride, my team – my guild, has yet to learn how to take on larger numbers. For example, that one stream where it was a 6v4. They stood no chance. I’ve personally seen those oPP guys killing folks in a zerg, sometimes as large as a 3:1 ratio, I am just frustrated at my peers own inadequacies.
You want this, don’t you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your condition weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant. It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine. Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.
Their roaming teams actually put up a great fight. And they don’t deserve to get zerged down. Maybe you guys should go there, learn a few things from them.
Sorry, I don’t RP. According to this forum TC is a great RP server – I recommend you transfer there.
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Roleplay-server
Aren’t you embarrassed by your friend’s post? I mean he literally posted a screenshot of about-equal numbers. And your guild keeps using ‘that’ word “zerg”, I don’t think you understand what it actually means.
Motivate yourselves. Maybe then you can finally enjoy the game.
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Thank you for putting this online!
This is a video for OP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Prp615mmDk
Apparently if you’re EVER found in proximity of more of your own players than there are enemy players, even co-incidentally, in a game mode where people can move anywhere of their own accord and there is absoloutely no mechanic balancing the fights towards an even number of players, then you are a bad player.
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The tears of bads taste so good. keep stacking on that commander tag plebeian. its shocking the OP actually had the brain power to make the topic and post something more then just 111111111. id like to congratulate you in your first step in learning how to use the rest of your keyboard.
I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment from this Lulz guild.
Thank you for putting this online!
OMG, dude thank you for the laughs Gully. That was too funny. Man if I was Lulz, I would change my guild name and move servers. This is just embarrassing.
Keep posting the [lulz] hate – I need more laughs y’all XD <3
**For real last post in this thread – reference attachment as my response to whatever else is said about my guild.
I count 12 friendies on your side against their 10. It is your fault as commander that 1 decided to go ahead to scout and get creamed while rest randomly spreaded.
Pretty much. Lol @ thread.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG…yea we got em. We got em all!
Sorry Anomaly you just try too hard to troll (and fail)… none of your teamates are chiming in to help you out either. It’s just you replying over and over pretending each post is going to be your last, and with each post you just show your age that much more kid. The way you guys all act it’s like the one thing that every [lulz] member has in common is that their bodies all produce and excessive amount of Estrogen™.
**For real group photo of [lulz] – reference attachment as perspective to whatever else is said from this guild. (Anomaly is the ugly asian one)
So what you sayin is people skill click still??? I heard a tw necro that streams clicks, I’m still looking for his stream.
Bump.
Keep posting the [lulz] hate – I need more laughs y’all XD <3
**For real last post in this thread – reference attachment as my response to whatever else is said about my guild.
We’ve never hated lulz. We’ve always enjoyed having you guys on JQ. Any small guild on JQ or SoR is welcome by our guild. You might get “zerged” by us from time to time, but you should know better than to expect anything else in a game like this.
Get some more good players to replace the ones who left so we can have even fights again.
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Hullo? Hullo?
I’m so confused…………..
Keep posting the [lulz] hate – I need more laughs y’all XD <3
**For real last post in this thread – reference attachment as my response to whatever else is said about my guild.
We’ve never hated lulz. We’ve always enjoyed having you guys on JQ. Any small guild on JQ or SoR is welcome by our guild. You might get “zerged” by us from time to time, but you should know better than to expect anything else in a game like this.
Get some more good players to replace the ones who left so we can have even fights again.
It turns out I am confused… this is lulz from JQ. The lulz from SoR are good guys. I can’t say that the lulz from JQ has been as impressive. Drama onward!
Why dat necro doe?!
Can i just remind everyone that this is still a game to have fun and enjoy with your
mates. From what i have read and i was there fighting against the (lulz) i personally had the most fun i have ever had in gw2 because we laughed, joked and even got serious but this is why i had the most fun, from the back and forth battles between black gate and Jade Quarry and the split battle as u see in the first image where the dude from JQ got “zerged” and if you see to the right, theres 2 other bg people about to be crunched. Just have fun and chill its only a game.
This is like one of those kids that complain that people outnumbered them in a MOBA.
By the way, RIOT has consolidated all of our streamers onto one channel. Vesu Verra is streaming live now!
Despite the legitimity (or not) of the picture both RIOT (who calls himself an guild specialized in facing enemies much larger) and Opp are well known due their “roam squads” with 10 or so guys chasing and killing lonely roamers, and their low skill level,
Opp is even worst, I saw them using 5 or more croud control skills and elites against a single guy,
I faced both guilds and most of the times they fight if they outnumber you 2:1 at least, if no they run back to the “mini zerg”,
I mean… you even “zerg” to argue guys…
And i’m not defending jade quarry, we got a lot of bad guilds… as an expample MERC, TKG (the kelly gang but i think they move to another server) whose only objetive seems to be kill loners instead of taking camps, defending towers, run supplies, etc
Just my honest opinion,
EDIT: And don’t forget the karma trains, every time I see 30 guys taking a camp I know its MERC or RIOT, make them split with my thief to chase me around the map its really funny,
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Hey Engels! HAVE A CRATE DAY!
..everytime I see 30 guys taking a camp I know its MERC or RIOT[..]
Because now I feel bad.
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make them split with my thief to chase me around the map its really funny,
So you’re a pro runner that gets annoyed when people use your own trick against you. You’ve been trying to get that trophy kill but you just haven’t be able to pull it off and due to that you feel a bit frustrated.
Son, why are you posting here?
¿?
I’m not a pro runner, as I said we are used (and we enjoy) fights when we are outnumbered,
We are something we call “a roaming squad” consisting in 2 – 3 – 4 up to 5 skilled players whose objetive is to take campaments, run supplies, defend objetives, disrupt enemies roaming squads, etc
And for self pride we don’t chase loners and we don’t waste elite and croud control skills in order to kill one poor guy,
Maybe you heard about this sometime,
what I remember back when I used to small man was opp and riot running separate a lot.. then they started to lose to us and other small mans ( we were H.O.M.O) then they started to group up to 5-10. now when we fought bg a couple weeks ago all I ever saw was riot and opp 10+ grouping together chasing down solos. Made me laugh that they still claim to smallman even though they will zerg down 1s, 2s, and 3s with 10+.
Engels, for your viewing pleasure:
http://www.twitch.tv/teamriottv • http://www.gw2opp.com/streams
You let me know how often it happens that we run with more then 5 and we’re not fighting in an area where a lot of zergs are active, ok?
Wedo, [oPP] and [Riot] share a lot of players so it’s not really that strange that you’d find [oPP] members running with [Riot] and vice versa. Even as the guildleader of [oPP] I have a [Riot] tag, the guildleader of Riot has an [oPP] tag too.
Before Anet added orbs we were forced to find fights at the spawn-points because nobody wanted to come out and play on the map. If we stayed at the spawn long enough, zergs would show up and that’s how we got our fights. We don’t claim to be the best at all (others label us that) but it’s fairly obvious that we are high on the kill-on-sight list by every one and we love playing with that pressure.
To be honest, we play in tier 1 and you just can’t expect your ‘fair’ fights. We might run 6-7 groups during NA prime because we have zergs chasing us but the majority of the time it’ll be 3-5 players.
Zergs, Havoc groups, roaming groups, solo players… a kill is a kill.
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You let me know how often it happens that we run with more then 5 and we’re not fighting in an area where a lot of zergs are active, ok?
90% of the time,it’s not common to see a group of 5 RIOT’s or Opp’s roaming alone, and when it happens we destroy them with ease… at that point they start calling more and more guildies and the roam squad becomes a mini zerg… pretty shameful in my humble opinion,
Wedo, [oPP] and [Riot] share a lot of players so it’s not really that strange that you’d find [oPP] members running with [Riot] and vice versa. Even as the guildleader of [oPP] I have a [Riot] tag, the guildleader of Riot has an [oPP] tag too.
I’m not surprised,
Before Anet added orbs we were forced to find fights at the spawn-points because nobody wanted to come out and play on the map. If we stayed at the spawn long enough, zergs would show up and that’s how we got our fights.
Thanks to bring this to the discussion, I saw you guys killing noobs at the spawn a lot of times, (and dancing over their bodies, but I guess shame is not something you care about) and when another guild appears I saw you dying // fleeing away,
We don’t claim to be the best at all (others label us that) but it’s fairly obvious that we are high on the kill-on-sight list by every one and we love playing with that pressure.
Thanks for the laugh,
To be honest, we play in tier 1 and you just can’t expect your ‘fair’ fights. We might run 6-7 groups during NA prime because we have zergs chasing us but the majority of the time it’ll be 3-5 players.
I don’t care about fair fights, but there’s a clear difference between a shameful kill and a unfair fight, and the fights you pick are shameful or while having a big edge, if not… you run away,
How can you be good if 95% of your fights are while having the advantage? To get better you need to push yourself,
Again… a kill is a kill.
At the end you said it all, what’s the point of a kill a couple of loners?
Welcome to WvW, it doesn’t matter at all…
Regards,
See, you just sound like somebody who got singled out and you got quite annoyed about it. You seem to think that there are rules in WvW but there aren’t any. If you get caught, just take that waypoint and do it again.
Today our 4 man group had to fight for orbs with a 20 man group from [Fear] and a 20+ man group from [GSCH]. That’s just the way the game is designed, adjust to it and try to handle it better.
And what shame should I have for killing players in a pvp environment? You pop into that borderland, you’re just another kill. Just like how we’re a kill to somebody else…
Don’t get mad about it, just adjust and get better…
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You are blinded by your own delusions of grandeur, you are not even reading,
I don’t get caught by 10 guys auto attacking, sometimes I do get caught against a single good player, and that’s just fine because each time I got killed I learn a lot and I become better player,
I never said there’s rules on WvW but instead of killing a couple of loners in the middle of nowhere I’d prefer to run supplies to a tower to build ac’s, to take camps, kill yaks, disrupt enemies havoc squads, try to take a tower with a small group while our zerg is away from us, disrupt enemy zergs with supply traps, etc
It’s called efficiency, in a t1 server while you are doing nothing there’s another guy waiting to get in, if you claim to be that good then do something usefull to your server,
And you claim to be that good, you don’t need 5 guys to kill 1… each time we see a loner we send one of us to kill and the rest keeps on the objetive, we don’t need to be 5 to 1,
Anyway a long time ago i learned that there’s no reason to argue with arrogants, so I will let you to be happy in your bubble,
But be carefull, bubbles tend to explode and the downfall is directly proportional to the size of your mouth,
Maybe i’ll do a video soon,
Wtf do you expect? You’re in T1.
Stop being a kitten you kittening kitten.
It’s called efficiency, in a t1 server while you are doing nothing there’s another guy waiting to get in, if you claim to be that good then do something usefull to your server,
During NA prime we are the players that control the orbs on 2 different maps, for many hours straight. Hence why I call your comments about [oPP] and [Riot] zerging untrue.
We are actually a very large contribution to the BG PPT without even caring much for the PPT itself. It was shown a few days ago that Blackgate had the highest PPT through stomps, killing yaks and flipping camps which is something we as [Riot] and [oPP] control.
I’m sorry, did you say something?
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Engels , you claim we always need 5 to kill 1 right ? well im calling you out.
Post your in game name here and ill whisper to set up a 1 v 1 just you and me at windmill , tx.
Wow all these kitten responses to my troll thread 15/10 would do again thanks for the laughs BG
Wow all these kitten responses to my troll thread 15/10 would do again thanks for the laughs BG
The jokes on you guys… since we already fought w/ [lulz] back in April in a 4v4 that you guys asked us for. We even had the exact same composition as you guys then (Elementalist, Mesmer, Guardian, & Thief). You guys lost to us, never asked for a rematch, and just have been flapping your yaps since.
The thing is we like fighting you guys… It’s just funny to us how you guys say how bad we are when you’ve already lost to us on your own terms. (Spazzle was on WiFi too Anomaly)
Thanks for the [lulz].
- Mel
I dunno. I have been invited into teams with riot/opp for random 1v1 a bunch in the past. All were very nice. I used to get mad when riot would pick me off 6v1, then I realized I didn’t care. They both are fun to fight even numbers.
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