Guild Wars 2

The Daily Prophet is pleased to introduce its first weekly report, brought to you by the hard working guild members at The Daily Prophet [wiz]. We work tirelessly getting you the juiciest gossip and spot on reports. This week’s report was started by a surprising burst of superior coverage and play by JQ.

We started with asking I Nuked DI I of the guild Divide Et Impëra [DI], Nuked colorfully commented that “How JQ wishes there were more people to fight instead of everyone running to hide in Edge of the mists,” in this case everyone being BG and SOR. We soon after got in touch with Velkeri of the guild Phoenix Reborn [PR]. Velkeri, similar to Nuked, had choice words for his adversaries SoR and BG “Only comment I have is I wish BG would get their PVE guilds to show up because their WvW guilds do not have enough people to drop bags for us.”

Following the sharp criticism of Velkeri, I found myself speaking with Mance Khan of Shadow Gypsies [SG]. He was focused on his guilds own performance stating “SG put 250-300 members in WvW this weekend, now our weekend offensive is coming to an end and we plan to just have fun for the rest of the week.”

We got a hold of W Rod of the guild Night Shift [NS]. He was very critical of EOTM, but also said it had its benefits “EOTM is bad, killing WvW, but it might get others interested in WvW. Current match up is boring since SOR is not giving any fights.” Soon after we contacted SFShini of the guild Strike Force [SF], he really seemed to have tunnel vision for Tarkus, “many Tarkus tears were farmed, I am bathing in them right now.” Could this be a relationship brewing STAY TUNED.

Soon after we contacted the reformed and reenergized Mixed Martial Arts and Craft [MMAC], their leader Blunt had powerful comments for BG and SoR, simply “Banana.” We rounded out the night waiting for Black Lion Mercenary [MERC] leadership to log on, We had two comments from their leadership Wenova and Nigerian Foe Sho. Nigerian stated “EOTM is fun, good for practice. We might even start doing it on Fridays.” Wenova seems to suffer from some sort of equilibrium issue, as his comments were “EOTM is OKAY, but I keep falling off.”

Paragraphs dude, it does wonders to a wall of text.

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Thanks! I got a good laugh out of it:)

“simply banana”

That’s too good, Lolol.

This is amazing! more please!!! can we get coverage on other servers as well? I would love to see all the commander’s comments to the other servers :p

Can I come to JQ? o_O

Sentence structure dude work on it.