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Posted by: Akkeros.1675

Akkeros.1675

Say something about wvw in one short sentence:
It can be a fix, it can be how you feel, it can be a suggestion, it can be a joke about what ANET was thinking, just keep it brief.

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Posted by: Ins.7139

Ins.7139

It’s not broke, but we’ll change it anyway!

[PT] Ins For Da Waaagh
www.twitch.tv/ins_for_da_wagh
PuG Commander, blobbing it up since 2012!

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Posted by: danielrazor.6041

danielrazor.6041

we have no idea what we are doing

[SALT] The Salty Pickles
Leia Ravenpaw – Dragonhunter
Daniel Ravenpaw – Daredevil

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Posted by: Garrus.7403

Garrus.7403

WvW is for pve players!!!!!!!

I Will Raiden
Why So Serious?

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Posted by: Akkeros.1675

Akkeros.1675

Yeah, massive switchbacks, that is a GREAT IDEA!

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Posted by: Chiccotot.7296

Chiccotot.7296

Give me $100 and don’t expect anything in return.

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Posted by: Grim West.3194

Grim West.3194

Deaf, blind, dumb and…. Metrics!

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Posted by: Argos Helios.4965

Argos Helios.4965

The enemy is surrounded at the airport, and we are pounding them!

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Posted by: Fellfoot.8156

Fellfoot.8156

“Don’t kick a fresh kitten on a hot (HoT) day.” -Harry S. Truman

Edit: ah ha! I knew I hadn’t run out of kittens

[AIR] Henge of Denravi aka Pink Abu, [BAMA] RollTide
chopping wood one day, dropped a piece,
all I could say was, “…fell…foot…”

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Posted by: Entenkommando.5208

Entenkommando.5208

“You done kittened it up”

R.I.P Kodasch Allianz [KoA]

All we wanted was a GvG.

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Posted by: Thea Cherry.6327

Thea Cherry.6327

“So we have PvE and PvP and what was the third? Ah nevermind we are not supporting that anyway.”

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Posted by: Entenkommando.5208

Entenkommando.5208

I’ve got another one
“WvW is out (gliding). Because the wvw team is weak… And… Fearful "

R.I.P Kodasch Allianz [KoA]

All we wanted was a GvG.

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Posted by: vana.5467

vana.5467

“Melee trains are still too strong”

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Posted by: Noob.5908

Noob.5908

Long live American gaming companies, no jeong with NcSoft/Anet.

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Posted by: JBDanger.2603

JBDanger.2603

“When people enter Wvw, what they really want to do is PVE” -Mike Oblivious O’Brian

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Posted by: sephiroth.4217

sephiroth.4217

Toddler Logic:

If it’s yours, it’s now mine.
If it’s fun, it’s mine.
If you complain, I didn’t hear.
If you praise me, I heard.
If I made it, you play with it.
If it’s not there, it doesn’t exist.
If it’s broken, it’s yours.

I mostly play for the new Free-For-All arena in PvP lobby.
….. And Elementalist.

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Posted by: Amaranth.2517

Amaranth.2517

We’re gonna completely kill WvW with our overhaul patch, invest your money in CU or Crowfall.

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Posted by: Offair.2563

Offair.2563

“Hey guys let’s tell them we have fixed the walls but secretly we didn’t do a jack about it”

Big Babou, Ranger for life.
Madness Rises [Rise] – Banners Hold.
Don’t argue with idiots, they pull you down their level and own you with experience.

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Posted by: Xillllix.3485

Xillllix.3485

Transfer-World versus Transfer-World
and pay us on the way.

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Posted by: Tommyknocker.6089

Tommyknocker.6089

Lets nerf the crap out of stability, won’t it be fun to see them all try to kill each other from 1200 range?

I know what WvW needs!!! More ledges like in EotM; make it so.

Badges we don’t need no stinking badges! (ok I stole that one).

Man you got a lot of ranks, btw how is EoTM lately?

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Posted by: Jski.6180

Jski.6180

“Its done when its ready.” Please apply that to all your complains.

Main : Jski Imaginary ELE (Necromancer)
Guild : OBEY (The Legacy) I call it Obay , TLC (WvW) , UNIV (other)
Server : FA

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Posted by: Zioba.6182

Zioba.6182

“We hope you enjoy the new gliderskins”

Sarcasm is what’s left when all hope is gone

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Posted by: MaximillianVonSchatten.6278

MaximillianVonSchatten.6278

Green! No! Blue! No Red! Server pride!

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Posted by: RodOfDeath.5247

RodOfDeath.5247

Got one of these today, I like the “may award” as if it is a positive thing LOL

“This infraction serves only a warning. Additional infractions may award Infraction Points which can negatively affect your account. Infraction points may cause loss of privileges, including forum suspension.”

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Posted by: Lord of Rings.5371

Lord of Rings.5371

“Is it Fun?”

Colin Johanson on how ArenaNet Measures Success

https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/is-it-fun-colin-johanson-on-how-arenanet-measures-success/

Fire Water Air
FA

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Posted by: erKo.9586

erKo.9586

“Lets turn our popular WvW-mode into a total fail with more PvE, even if WvW-players doesn’t like PvE”

[WvW] Thanks Anet for listening to your players during 2016.
Far Shiverpeaks – EU – Since release.

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Posted by: Nethod.7068

Nethod.7068

Can this thread be pinned? Its getting pretty good.

Mercellas,
Guardian, Chef

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Posted by: StormageddonBK.9842

StormageddonBK.9842

The progress and rewards are fantastic in D3 season 5.

XD

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Posted by: Argos Helios.4965

Argos Helios.4965

Golems! Everyone loves golems! Fun! What do whites swords do again?

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Posted by: Phantom.8130

Phantom.8130

I can do it in one word.

“Soon”

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Posted by: Buy Some Apples.6390

Buy Some Apples.6390

Shut Up And Give Us Your Money!

Attachments:

Complained about WvW before it became cool.
I used to be a PvE player like you, then I played Guild Wars 2

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Posted by: Azel.4786

Azel.4786

“So what did Jim hit with his dart in the change of the day board?”

“Add More Golems and PVE Sir.”

“Excellent, let’s ship that out and come back after 6 months. That oughta do the trick”

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Posted by: Akkeros.1675

Akkeros.1675

End of the day at ANET:
Looks like another successful balance patch you guys….HIGH FIVES!!!
Hey, lets go read posts on reddit….HIGH FIVES
:/

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Posted by: Diku.2546

Diku.2546

You will drink New Coke & learn to like it.

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Posted by: briggah.7910

briggah.7910

WvW.. Best thing since sliced bread.

Player Vs Everyone
youtube channel - twitch channel

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Posted by: Akkeros.1675

Akkeros.1675

WvW.. Best thing since sliced bread.

Which we will no longer slice, instead we are moving "forward’ and cutting the loaf into two end-pieces and a big chunk in the middle, we’ve been working on it for a year based on feedback that we have heard loud and clear so enjoy, cya in six months with an update

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Posted by: Akkeros.1675

Akkeros.1675

ANET WvW lead developer’s wife: “honey, does this dress make me look fat?”
ANET WvW lead developer: “ahh, sure babe, whatever, i am busy fixing stuff”

-2014 archived info prior to disappearance

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Posted by: Esprit Dumort.3109

Esprit Dumort.3109

We don’t need to test skill balance in WvW, everyone just blobs anyway.

Jessamine [SNOW]
Gandara

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Posted by: Offair.2563

Offair.2563

Hey guys i found something that is not broken, lets “fix” it and create a bug on top of it! – wp change.

Big Babou, Ranger for life.
Madness Rises [Rise] – Banners Hold.
Don’t argue with idiots, they pull you down their level and own you with experience.

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Posted by: root.2859

root.2859

Frank Underwood. <-First letters only.

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Posted by: Buy Some Apples.6390

Buy Some Apples.6390

Our updates remove fun!

Complained about WvW before it became cool.
I used to be a PvE player like you, then I played Guild Wars 2

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Posted by: DeeSystm.1256

DeeSystm.1256

Anet, your attempts are bad and you. should. feel .bad.

“I came to play.” me
r4420k+ blazetrain

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Posted by: Akkeros.1675

Akkeros.1675

Anet, your attempts are bad and you. should. feel .bad.

+1
was that james joyce?
(stepbrothers quote)

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Posted by: gennyt.3428

gennyt.3428

“We need to pad the WvWvW fix list for this patch. Remove the flying raptor above SMC.”

Whispers with meat.

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Posted by: Blockhead Magee.3092

Blockhead Magee.3092

Fun? We can put a stop to that! Release the desert BL!!

SBI

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Posted by: Akkeros.1675

Akkeros.1675

Roads? Where we are going we don’t need roads.

Besides, everyone loves switchbacks!