One liners for ANET
It’s not broke, but we’ll change it anyway!
www.twitch.tv/ins_for_da_wagh
PuG Commander, blobbing it up since 2012!
we have no idea what we are doing
Leia Ravenpaw – Dragonhunter
Daniel Ravenpaw – Daredevil
WvW is for pve players!!!!!!!
Why So Serious?
Yeah, massive switchbacks, that is a GREAT IDEA!
Give me $100 and don’t expect anything in return.
Deaf, blind, dumb and…. Metrics!
The enemy is surrounded at the airport, and we are pounding them!
“Don’t kick a fresh kitten on a hot (HoT) day.” -Harry S. Truman
Edit: ah ha! I knew I hadn’t run out of kittens
chopping wood one day, dropped a piece,
all I could say was, “…fell…foot…”
“You done kittened it up”
All we wanted was a GvG.
“So we have PvE and PvP and what was the third? Ah nevermind we are not supporting that anyway.”
I’ve got another one
“WvW is out (gliding). Because the wvw team is weak… And… Fearful "
All we wanted was a GvG.
“Melee trains are still too strong”
Long live American gaming companies, no jeong with NcSoft/Anet.
“When people enter Wvw, what they really want to do is PVE” -Mike Oblivious O’Brian
Toddler Logic:
If it’s yours, it’s now mine.
If it’s fun, it’s mine.
If you complain, I didn’t hear.
If you praise me, I heard.
If I made it, you play with it.
If it’s not there, it doesn’t exist.
If it’s broken, it’s yours.
….. And Elementalist.
We’re gonna completely kill WvW with our overhaul patch, invest your money in CU or Crowfall.
“Hey guys let’s tell them we have fixed the walls but secretly we didn’t do a jack about it”
Madness Rises [Rise] – Banners Hold.
Don’t argue with idiots, they pull you down their level and own you with experience.
Transfer-World versus Transfer-World
and pay us on the way.
Lets nerf the crap out of stability, won’t it be fun to see them all try to kill each other from 1200 range?
I know what WvW needs!!! More ledges like in EotM; make it so.
Badges we don’t need no stinking badges! (ok I stole that one).
Man you got a lot of ranks, btw how is EoTM lately?
“Its done when its ready.” Please apply that to all your complains.
Guild : OBEY (The Legacy) I call it Obay , TLC (WvW) , UNIV (other)
Server : FA
“We hope you enjoy the new gliderskins”
Green! No! Blue! No Red! Server pride!
Got one of these today, I like the “may award” as if it is a positive thing LOL
“This infraction serves only a warning. Additional infractions may award Infraction Points which can negatively affect your account. Infraction points may cause loss of privileges, including forum suspension.”
“Is it Fun?”
Colin Johanson on how ArenaNet Measures Success
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/is-it-fun-colin-johanson-on-how-arenanet-measures-success/
FA
“Lets turn our popular WvW-mode into a total fail with more PvE, even if WvW-players doesn’t like PvE”
Far Shiverpeaks – EU – Since release.
Can this thread be pinned? Its getting pretty good.
Guardian, Chef
The progress and rewards are fantastic in D3 season 5.
XD
Golems! Everyone loves golems! Fun! What do whites swords do again?
I can do it in one word.
“Soon”
Shut Up And Give Us Your Money!
I used to be a PvE player like you, then I played Guild Wars 2
“So what did Jim hit with his dart in the change of the day board?”
“Add More Golems and PVE Sir.”
“Excellent, let’s ship that out and come back after 6 months. That oughta do the trick”
End of the day at ANET:
Looks like another successful balance patch you guys….HIGH FIVES!!!
Hey, lets go read posts on reddit….HIGH FIVES
:/
WvW.. Best thing since sliced bread.
WvW.. Best thing since sliced bread.
Which we will no longer slice, instead we are moving "forward’ and cutting the loaf into two end-pieces and a big chunk in the middle, we’ve been working on it for a year based on feedback that we have heard loud and clear so enjoy, cya in six months with an update
ANET WvW lead developer’s wife: “honey, does this dress make me look fat?”
ANET WvW lead developer: “ahh, sure babe, whatever, i am busy fixing stuff”
-2014 archived info prior to disappearance
We don’t need to test skill balance in WvW, everyone just blobs anyway.
Gandara
Hey guys i found something that is not broken, lets “fix” it and create a bug on top of it! – wp change.
Madness Rises [Rise] – Banners Hold.
Don’t argue with idiots, they pull you down their level and own you with experience.
Frank Underwood. <-First letters only.
Our updates remove fun!
I used to be a PvE player like you, then I played Guild Wars 2
Anet, your attempts are bad and you. should. feel .bad.
r4420k+ blazetrain
Anet, your attempts are bad and you. should. feel .bad.
+1
was that james joyce?
(stepbrothers quote)
“We need to pad the WvWvW fix list for this patch. Remove the flying raptor above SMC.”
Fun? We can put a stop to that! Release the desert BL!!
Roads? Where we are going we don’t need roads.
Besides, everyone loves switchbacks!