Guild Wars 2

Only a WvW player calls spamming #2 Skilled Gameplay.

Only a WvW players knows that more than Berserker specs are viable…and even then, some missed the memo.

Only a WvW player understands that the reason cops appear at the local Quiktrip seemingly out of nowhere is because they’ve built a waypoint there.

Only a WvW player mistakingly calls family he/she meets at a reunion yet hasn’t seen in recent years prior “pugs.”

Only a WvW player can desire points for walking their dolyak.

Only a WvW player would ask a supermarket cashier if Mountain Dew comes with a buff to toughness. (When in actuality, it comes with a buff to alertness. Ha! Double joke ftw! Rebounded off the 4th wall to boot.)

Only a WvW player sees a girl on the side of the road using the /cry emote because her car broke down, then screams in ‘map chat’, “It’s a trap! The rest of her zerg is hiding behind those rocks!”

Only a WvW player watches a ‘When Animals Attack’ documentary on television and says, “Kitten… rangers are becoming OP…”

Only a WvW player would use, “I can’t, it will drain my stamina and I’ll be unable to dodge,” as an excuse to their spouse to avoid marital shenanigans.

Only a WvW-player needs to buy a trap to see all it’s opponents.

Only a WvW-player has spent 2000hours playing and hasnt got any achievements done.

Seren.6850:

Sweeps house for mesmers before going to sleep.

LOL

Only a wvw player knows the pain of having 5 supply to little

Only a WvW player feels that guilty pleasure when a zerg rolls up on the door and they’ve beaten everyone else for the race to the superior AC’s

KStudios.2850:

Only a WvW player would ask a supermarket cashier if Mountain Dew comes with a buff to toughness. (When in actuality, it comes with a buff to alertness. Ha! Double joke ftw! Rebounded off the 4th wall to boot.)

Vigor – surely!?

Bloodwort MacFangho.4638:

KStudios.2850:

Only a WvW player would ask a supermarket cashier if Mountain Dew comes with a buff to toughness. (When in actuality, it comes with a buff to alertness. Ha! Double joke ftw! Rebounded off the 4th wall to boot.)

Vigor – surely!?

Lol! I was thinking a more RL equivalent, but I suppose that would suffice, yes. Nice catch.

only a dedicated WvW commander would log on and check the map, tag up, and help retake a keep.. all having just woken up and not even had morning caffeine yet...

and then log off to go to work

Only a WvW player loves to see full signet warriors.

only a WvW player has a deja-vu when shouting to the son “Don’t touch the supplies!!!” whilst his son sneaking to cellar to grab a cool beer…

only a WvW player thinks of ‘full exotic gear’ when staring at his girlfriend just covered by a negligee

only a WvW player avoids ordering out for dinner on a Thursday night because they don’t want to end up ordering out two nights in a row.

-ken

Mursumaine.8730:

Only a WvW-player has spent 2000hours playing and hasnt got any achievements done.

Eeee-yup. ^

Love this thread!

Only a WvWs player runs all the way across a map to drop siege plans for the commander, just to clear bag space for more grey spikes.

(P.S. new commanders, you are allowed to accept the plans. Had one the other night just stood there whilst they despawned seconds later & got asked was it okay, then they proceeded to stand & fire at the door lol)

May this thread never end because only a wvw player can appreciate it

SoPP.7034:

Only a WvW player will avoid brightly coloured animated weapons and armour, preferring dull inconspicuous colours.

OMG this! I laughed so hard my coworker jumped.

Dark Aidget.3879:

Only a WvW player tells her children “Hot Pockets or starve, it’s reset night,” and sees them nod understandingly.

Epic.

Only a WvW player thinks Zommoros is the god of superior siege

Rookni.2469:

Only a WvW player thinks Zommoros is the god of superior siege

Ahaha, yes!!
Only a WvW player would say something like “I was doing one of those things the other day…what are they called again? Uhmm the PvE things, Hearts!!”
Blatantly stolen from one of our commanders on voice today.

Only a WvW player will cry “OP” several times in the “Arrow Carts [Merged]” thread, then hold off on spending points until they can afford Arrow Cart Mastery ranks, at which point they start to downplay others crying “OP” in that same thread.

Snowreap.5174:

only a WvW player avoids ordering out for dinner on a Thursday night because they don’t want to end up ordering out two nights in a row.

-ken

Too true!! Haha.

Only a WvW player has mastered hitting WASD, F, and 1 all at the same time.

Only a WvW player believes PvE is some sort of acronym for “everything is paper.”

Only a WvW player would respond to “inc” being called and respond: “Where the kitten is inc!”

Only a WvW player would get recognise one FoO/WM/ND guy in a zerg and does not shout out in map chat OMG FOO/WM/ND zerg

Only a WvW player would see a guy towards a jumping puzzle as a free bag

Combo breakerrrr!

Only a WvWs player would run around in Garrison post/mid fight spamming F to loot bags & then swear as Zomoros yet again opens the mystic toilet window.

Only a wvw player says b as in.bravost c as in cliffside

Only a WvW player will spend six straight hours in a single structure touching things and know he’s actually contributing.

Only a wvw player can say he has been touching things for 6 straight hours and get away with it.

Only a WvW player thinks that 100% World Completion means that their team’s PPT is +695.

kylia.4813:

Only a WvW player presses “B” when they log in.

^THIS!

Only a WvW player gets invited to go do some PvE boss fights and out of 4 bosses only has 1 of the waypoints that get pinged in party chat (this was me yesterday).

Only a WvW player has 100% map completion in the BL and EB but still only has 50% total map completion (me again).

only a PvE player finds excuses to do something other than PvE.
(see signature)
only a WvW player sees a bunker guardian as more of a threat than Zhaitan
only a WvW player understands capturing and holding SM for more than 20 minutes should be an achievement itself

Only a wvw player has friends who ask if they’ve had any crazy kitten happen in guild wars lately.
Only a wvw player starts talking about capturing a keep at work, realizes they’re at work and should probably stop, but then continues on.
Only a wvw player gets lost in every pve city besides LA

Only a WvW-player wants to have an umbrella before passing a city-gate.
Only a WvW-player rarely misses an umbrella while on open-field.
Only WvW-player die in the rain.
Only WvW-player die to let it rain.

only a wvw player forgets to loot the mobs in pve and walks away thinking:darn, pve sucks, u don’t get any kitten lootbags at all!

only a wvw player doesn’t know how to get to karka island

only a wvw player knows what to do with ‘Siege Masters Guide’

Only a WvW player noticed outmanned buff and charges into a zerg with 4 others “Screw it, no repair fee”

Only a wvw player knows a 5 second protection boon is enough to get the job done

Only a wvw player would spend his whole day off eating away a keeps wall and supplies only to push in and fail almost every time but in the end take the keep and still declare victory.

Only a wvw player will wait in a for a empty supply camp for supply to spawn

Only a wvw player will sit at a camp waiting for the enemy to come and kick off a upgrade

Only a wvw player will break his armor after not repairing in order to keep rushing into battle to keep a supply camp

Only a wvw player will rename the other servers to bags.

Only a wvw player will be too broke to afford repairs but will keep running into battle

Only a wvw player will use his afk time as a scout in a tower

Only a WvW player knows the difference between someone that has a pin and someone that should have a pin.

Only a wvw player knows that most self-promoting videos in wvw doesn’t show what wvw really is (meeting mostly uplevels, killing ppl farming nodes, and lack of video against thieves while roaming? lol videos)

Only an oceanic WvW player knows the joy of sneaking SM with only 4 people because it’s the middle of the night in Europe

Only a WvW missus yanks a pan off the stove because their partner yells – “Honey! Garrison water gate, now!”

Only a WvW player lets the phone ring and says ‘oh they’ll call back’ because you just can’t leave your AC.

Only a WvW player coolly holds a conversation with a next door neighbour who has popped round, whilst surreptitiously continuing to press ‘2’ on the trebuchet.

Only a WvW player spends the lonely night hours farming pearls so that quaggans can be quickly flipped when needed.

Only a WvW player wants to punch the screen when seeing people starting to build on another blueprint before the first is finished.

… only two married WvW players go to bed of an evening and talk about how much of the map will be lost by the time we get up. “Night night, love. Hope we still have Bay in the morning.”

Only a WvW player knows what terran marines feel when zergs overrun them.

Only a Wv3 player hears the sound of a gate being hammered on when they fall asleep at night…

Only a WvW player knows that the thief and elementalist boards are the two worst boards on the forum, with people complaining about being underpowered at some of the very WvW roles they are the professions best at.

Only a wvw player would openly admit to ‘sexually violating term’ someone in TS

only a wvw player never knew orichalcum spawned in eb jp until a pver complainedthere was no longer any