Guild Wars 2

Mastodon.2458:

Only a WvW player goes bag hunting in EoTM

Only a WvW player wants liquid wxp in his bags rather than greens or blues in EotM.

Only a WvW Player wonders what a competitive match could be.
Only a WvW player wonders why it needs a league to rofl-stomp his server.

Only a WvW player truly understands the meaning of pwn, merk, and cheese.

Karizee.8076:

Mastodon.2458:

Only a WvW player goes bag hunting in EoTM

Only a WvW player wants liquid wxp in his bags rather than greens or blues in EotM.

Only a WvW player doesn’t care whats in the bags as long as someone died for it.

Only a WvW player thinks a dead guy’s face serves as a great dance floor.

only a WvW player prefers liquid WXP over blues,greens,rares.

Only a wvw player spends golds for nothing

Only a WvW player could find some remaining pearls in the inventory from one of his low lvl chars

Only a WvW player takes falldmg intentionally to be able to use his skills again or knows the meaning of “dancebug”

Only a WvW player is switching weapons after building a flame ram

Only a WvW player would skip a sentry post.

Only a WvW player knows which server he needs to transfer to, in order to get a Mist Forged Weapon.

Herr der Friedhoefe.2490:

Only a WvW player knows which server he needs to transfer to, in order to get a Mist Forged Weapon.

Only a WvW-player knows that a Mist Forged Weapon Skin isn’t worth 2000gems.

Only a WvW-player knows that running around with a mist forged weapon will be the same as tattooing bandwaggoner on his forehead.

Only a WvW player would squeal in excitement when he/she picked up a yellow drop.
Only a WvW player may have used to get excited over being [Outnumbered], as armor repairs weren’t free then.

Only a WvW player laughs and face palms at the same time as his entire party dies in a dungeon (that he’s doing because he’s flat broke and needs to buy more lemongrass) and ends up soloing the boss.

Only a WvW player thinks their enemies are lining up in “double bag formation” when their server is getting pushed by the other two.

Only a wvw player spends skill points and gold on something only to mail it to a unknown guy for rewarding him being AFK in Garri.

Only a wvw player presses V together with F.

Only a wvw player rotates his camera constantly while running around in cities.

Only a wvw player pops Stability while fighting against more then 2 mobs.

Only a WvW player knows that ANet doesn’t listen to them.

Only a WvW player knows that PvE is for little girls.

Only a WvW player knows the time difference between NA, SEA and EU.

Only a WvW player wonders why “Daily Corpse Jumper” is showing up on his enemies’ achievement panels but not his own.

Fiddle Irk.9710:

Only a WvW player laughs and face palms at the same time as his entire party dies in a dungeon (that he’s doing because he’s flat broke and needs to buy more lemongrass) and ends up soloing the boss.

Oh yeah, done several times… how do you manage to die in CoF anayway?

Only a REAL WvW player would see that this buying off other servers in order to attempt advancing in the season by double teaming will come back and bite you in the fattest part of your backside.

Only a WvW player would wait in a tower for 30+ min hoping to port a zerg in.

thepinkthingy.5921:

Only a WvW player would squeal in excitement when he/she picked up a yellow drop.

I don’t know the type of “he” you know, but neither I nor any of the other “he” WvWers I play with would squeal for gold item!

Now, if it was a super cool finisher….

keelaunaw.3285:

Only a REAL WvW player would see that this buying off other servers in order to attempt advancing in the season by double teaming will come back and bite you in the fattest part of your backside.

Only a real wvw player, loves to drink your tears ;p

Only WvW player complains about PvE players.
Only WvW player will laugh at you for playing ranger.
Only WvW player will blame you for using weapon and build you like, rather than the most effective in the current meta (aka hammerdins, staff guardian etc).

Andiela.3759:

Only WvW player complains about PvE players.
Only WvW player will laugh at you for playing ranger.
Only WvW player will blame you for using weapon and build you like, rather than the most effective in the current meta (aka hammerdins, staff guardian etc).

Only a WvW player would think that ^guy is a PVE’r

Biggusbiggus.5789:

Only a Mesmer in WvW says “kitten yeah, water combat!”
Where is everybody? Why won’t someone come and fight me? Why are the krait lakes gone? No pearls, either?

I run a Ranger and like underwater combat, too, and miss the lake full of Krait and Quaggans. I still have some of the pearls. One of my two ascended weapons is a spear gun. Mesmers are the only class I really get worried about underwater, but I’ve had good Mesmers give up after downing me 3-4 times but being unable to actually finish me off (one of the few things a Ranger’s pet is good for in WvW — go ahead and sink me, I don’t have to surface to rally). So, go ahead, and laugh at the Ranger as you follow him into the water.

Hmmm. Maybe only a WvW player would make an ascended spear gun?

Only a WvW-player wonders why he isn’t in Lion Arch anymore when he logs in.

Only a WvW-player wonders, why the hell do the people in his home town now chat in a foreign language.

Only a WvW-player is surprised that an enemy he partied on the battle field now stand beside him in his home-town.

Only a WvW-player ask himself after this happened, if his team is now that bad, that the enemies even invaded his hometown.

Only a WvW wonders what he is fighting for anymore, after an passing-by explained him that his home-world got merged together with all his enemies into the united nations of the mega-server.

Only a WvW Player would allow an overcrowded server to bribe them to join for a guaranteed WvW season victory…then whine when they realize nothing is guaranteed in WvW.

only a WvW player who’s spent FAR too much time commanding, when faced with broken internet for an extended period of time (over a month now, and still counting) starts playing Skyrim to have something to do, and when they get to the "Civil War" story-line, keep catching themselves thinking "man i hope someone stays behind and upgrades these keeps, i don’t want the kitten Imperials to backcap all this kitten on me..."

*mutters rude things about broken internet*

Rezzet.3614:

Only a thief player calls spamming #2 Skilled Gameplay.

fixed it for ya!
only a wvw player knows the pain of fighting a 1v1 and having either 6 friendly players or 6 enemies come in and ruin it.

is still dreaming about that yak slapper title.

only a wvw player realizes that their favorite game mode is slowly dying a painful death…

Kaamau.5341:

MoonDaisy.4102:

Only a WvW player never thinks of Richard Nixon when someone mentions Watergate.

Oh my… LMFAO!

ahhh!!! so funny, i was saying that for like a month when i first started playing wvw. finally i don’t feel so lame. or at least i know my lameness has company

Only a WvW player knows the joy of an Omega Golem Zerg.

Only a WvW player appreciates a Mesmer.

Only a WvW player would trade a gank thief for a support mesmer because portal bombing is pretty.

Only a WvW player knows that he/she an 6 of their friends can take stonemist while the rest of the zerg can concentrate on more important matters.

Only a Wvw Player can tell u how long it takes for a Yak from north camp to reach the towers an then to garrison (for those wondering 8mins to tower an 11mins to garrison.

Only a Wvw player Kills every yak in every Pve zone just to hone his/her Skill to Kill time .

Only a WvW player Solo roaming a map finds the on coming enemy zerg Extremely tempting. ( God Help You Slow Runners at the End of the Tail)

Only a WvW Player/Commander knows that the Biggest threat to his Zerg in the middle of a fight is a Sentry cap u just passed by on the way to the fight ..True Wvw players know this to be true.

Only a WvW player wonders what the hell a Centaur camp an skritt village has anything to do with wvw…. I mean really . REALLY …..

Only A WvW sentry Can do a map callout for a sup Arrow cart, Sup Treb, Cata and A received them immediately in the mail Not once but several times over from various Strangers on the map.

Only a WvW Player knows What N, NC, NWT, NET, BAY, HILLS, Watercamp, S, Vale, VT,INC , 3 camp 9 camp 6 camp, stack really mean. my personal fav ( FFS).

Ethan Mccloud.3218:

Only a WvW Player knows What N, NC, NWT, NET, BAY, HILLS, Watercamp, S, Vale, VT,INC , 3 camp 9 camp 6 camp, stack really mean. my personal fav ( FFS).

Further to this… only a WvW player has to open map when somebody says “zerg at [Ascension Bastion] / [ Askalion Bastion]”

Only a wvw player knows that all developers play warriors to test the game but they forgot to stop “god mode”.
Only a wvw player knows that the real name for mesmer is MEhhhhMER.
Only a wvw player hates every update because brings back past bugs and more lag.

Only a WvW player isn’t surprised that from all possible WPs in Lion Arch especially the PvP relevant one is attack and shutdown by PvE.

Only a WvW player is at risk of forum account infringement for contributing to this thread one month from now.

Only a WvW player writes in chat during PVE Melandru event on CS: “4/5 <servername> only!”

Only a WvW player will keep reviving this thread every 29 days just to spite ANet.

Thustlewhumber.7416:

Only a WvW player will keep reviving this thread every 29 days just to spite ANet.

Every 29 days from this point forward, on absolutely every single thread that’s about to hit “necro” age, I will quote you saying this.

You made my day.

Only a WvW player thinks this should become a Master Sticky so it won’t get NecroLocked…

tadhogue.4736:

Thustlewhumber.7416:

Only a WvW player will keep reviving this thread every 29 days just to spite ANet.

Every 29 days from this point forward, on absolutely every single thread that’s about to hit “necro” age, I will quote you saying this.

You made my day.

Only a WvW player independently had this idea, but neglected to say it publicly.

only a wvw player thinks eotm is pve gone wild

(also, nice necro!)

RlyOsim.2497:

only a wvw player thinks eotm is pve PVD gone wild

FTFY

only a WvW player spends 100 gold on guild catapults and omegas before reset.

only a WvW player uses the “join squad” feature.

only a WvW player wishes there was a full sized dolyak back piece.

Only a WvW will sell the precursor drop they get to pay for the next few week’s of upgrades.

only a wvw player thinks a sea of red names heading towards a sieged-up tower is christmas morning for loot

Only a WvW player continues to post in a thread in which they were told not to post any more.

only a WvW player, when they accidentally leave their WvW HUD overlay turned on overnight... with the sound on... gets halfway awakened at 7am (waaay before they’re ready to actually get up) by "Red has taken Dreadfall Bay" followed a few minutes later by "Red has taken Shaderan Hills", and then has an epic dream about successfully defending Garrison...

only to then hear a few minutes later "Red has taken Garrison" /cry