Guild Wars 2

Only a WvW player thinks that orr is that thing you stop and mine so that you can build more superior siege.

Only a WvW player talks in their sleep and explains to their spouse why they needed to attack northeast tower so that others could cap Bay.

Only a WvW player instinctively asks “EYES?” when someone says “wc” in Lion’s Arch.

only a WvW player thinks this thread needs to be stickied already!

Only a WvW player thinks getting critted for 10k or more is completly normal

Only a WvW player is accused of being ‘disruptive’ to the GW2 community.

Only a wvw player spends months in forum claiming and blaming devs, but meanwhile he continues playing and having fun.

only a wvwvw player will fell sadnes watching that “call to the arms” threat from anet….
why?
only a wvwvw player will know why

Ragnar.4257:

WvW videos are something we are really excited by. They are something we definitely would love to submit for your use in the future, and have been discussing the idea internally for some time.

Unfortunately, I am un-able to give any specific information on videos which you might be interested in, or what videos are currently being worked on. Rest assured your concerns are important to us, and when we have something more specific to share with you, we will.

Any response after this post may result in disciplinary action. Or I might get a bit sulky.

Regards, WvW.

Only a wvw player knows why he is laughing so hard reading this post.

only a wv3 player can win on a contest with the name “i have the most delete posts on the anet forum”

Ragnar’s post was deleted, but Jim reposted a slightly different version. Ragnar’s is better, though. Also hilarious!

only a diehard WvW player refuses to let this thread die

I just wish necroposting was more then 10 days instead of 30. And perma ban before infractions/suspensions.

^ is obviously not a WvWer

katz.8376:

Parktou.4263:

Only a WvW player uses that stupid falling damage trait.

>.> <.< >.>

guilty…

-.-

… BL Garrison + Death From Above Warriors… That knockback is a killer for enemies without stability ready… Lol.

Only a WvW player thinks there should be a “stuck in siege after building” achievement.

Only a WvW player would disband a guild after a new season been announced.
Only a WvW player feeling left out on his/her server before a new season starts.
Only a WvW player stops playing WvW during a season.
Only a WvW player leaves his/her community behind after been offered a price for transfer.
Only a WvW player would offer gold for transfer breaking up community he/she doesn’t care.

Only a WvW player appreciates the fun and relief found in EoTM and understands the pain and suffering endured in a tournament.

Only a WvW player will probably stop playing this game at the end of the year.

only PVE players who joined wvw and see there is no commander so they run for 10 min in a streight line and nothing intresting happends so they go back to LA

Sarika.3756:

Only a WvW player thinks there should be a “stuck in siege after building” achievement.

oh, te he he, yay! i love this one. makes me laugh so!

thiagoperne.7340:

I just wish necroposting was more then 10 days instead of 30. And perma ban before infractions/suspensions.

lordkrall ..is you????

Only a WvW player replies with, “Patron or Jose Cuervo?” when asked about Teq.

Only a WvW player doesn’t read the WvW forums.

Wait! What? <.<

chrisgr.3849:

thiagoperne.7340:

I just wish necroposting was more then 10 days instead of 30. And perma ban before infractions/suspensions.

lordkrall ..is you????

Maybe ‘krall’ got a ban for charging his white horse once too often in a biult up area and had to switch accounts:-)

Only a wvw player would still play the same maps and mechanics after two years.

Only a WvW players says “reward track? what reward track?”

Knows how stupid a skill wave of wrath is.

only a WvW player feels extremely threatened by a level 2 mesmer that may or may not be in his keep

WvW-players? Really?

* Only PvE players would cap supply camp while their ally are dying in 500 range
* Only PvE players will AFK in the WvW area
* Only PvE players think what claiming strategic keeps (like Garrison or Stonemist) for their lol-guild without any buffs - pretty good idea
* Only PvE-players will attacking tank-Guardian while his Zerk allies killing them.
* If some keep has a siege weapons - be sure, it will be abused by PvE-players without relevant WvW-skills.
* Who will never understand some usual and obvious names for objectives? PvE-players.
* Only PvE-players will take supply camps and never upgrade it after

actually capturing a supply camp while a nearby ally is being killed is an excellent idea, because it will prevent the supply camp from being taken by the enemy for 5 minutes.

only a WvW player would know this and willingly risk death to keep an enemy distracted, or willingly ignore easy kills because capturing an objective is more important.

-ken

Knows how frustrating it is that you cannot do anything against supply trolls.

Only a WvW player knows how bad WvW actually is.

Only a WvW player would run perplexity.

Only a WvW player will stare down a thief from inside a tower.

Only a wvw player plays wvw because of other/fellow wvw players and not because its refreshing.

only a wvw player can violate your game mode.

Only a wvw player know the point of suicide and reduce fall damage traits for

Only a WvW player shouts “water fields” at random strangers
Only a WvW player knows what a portal bomb is
Only a WvW player wishes for the death of gwen while playing gwen
Only a WvW player has 5 minutes of swiftness
Only a WvW player knows exactly how optimized gw2 really is
Only a WvW player considers anything less then 10,000 good for total character deaths
Only a WvW player considers 80% crit rate to be 100% crit rate
Only a WvW player laughs at anyone who tells you to run cele
Only a WvW player is thwarted by target caps on team support skills like mass invisibility
Only a WvW player considers warriors skill less trash
Only a WvW player looks for the legendary trails to find and target gear carried pve noobs
Only a WvW player has more game hours than achievement points
Only a WvW player has more badges than copper
Only a WvW player has more karma than satan and god combined
Only a WvW player swims at the bottom of the lake
Only a WvW player thinks a dorito a badge a sigil and a marker are all the same thing
Only a WvW player goes thru 150 salvage kits an hour
Only a WvW player would spend 300 gold for something with no cosmetic appeal or personal benifit

Only a WvW player saves some of the pages of this thread for reading when scouting a tower.
Only a WvW player discovers Straits of Devastation just to gather Lemongrass.
Only a WvW player nips into the borderlands to use the bank, sees a keep contested and is still there 6 hours later.
Only a WvW player hears “big/small water” called, blasts and cries when “Area Might” appears.

JoshDavies.4138:

Only a WvW player hears “big/small water” called, blasts and cries when “Area Might” appears.

Similarly, trying to blast might while that one effin guard keeps throwing down symbols of swiftness.

AREA RETALIATION

Ark Bladesteele.2943:

JoshDavies.4138:

Only a WvW player hears “big/small water” called, blasts and cries when “Area Might” appears.

Similarly, trying to blast might while that one effin guard keeps throwing down symbols of swiftness.

AREA RETALIATION

Only a WvW player, knows how often this happens, and dies inside each time.

has 5000+ hours in the game across all characters and doesn’t have a star/map completion on any character…

Only a WvW player wakes up at 2am during ‘push week’ to check the PPT.
Only a WvW player wakes up at 6am to play a few hours before work.

#WVWAUSSIES2015

Only a WvW player sits down for an hour to explain the gear choices to somebody… A pve player says: full zerk or GTFO…

only a wvw player would spend a couple of hours to teach the new players the basics, give them guild invites, tell them to stick to your mentor like glue , and to never log back in after they said that was very exciting ;_;

Only PVE-players pops NOT-water fields in the pack of players while fighting Jormag

Only a WvW Player can get away, be carried, and skill cap themselves with handicap builds.

Only a WvW Player can get away with traiting for downstate.

Only a WvW Player will get salty after reading this.

Only a True WvW player doesn’t have karma
Only a True WvW player doesn’t have badges
Only a True WvW players doesn’t stay to cap
Only a True WvW player always puts his server first and stays in the keep to tap siege and watch enemy blobs while wasting all funds and resources on helping that server.

iow. Only a True WvW player doesn’t play WvW but is forced to play this way due to game mechanics.

PS: Only a True WvW player wouldn’t dare rolling a power ranger.

Doesnt know why every once in a while people want to know where a veteran harpy is.

only a WvW player gets infractions for posting fun comments on the forums.

SilverWF.4789:

Only PVE-players pops NOT-water fields in the pack of players while fighting Jormag

Is Jormag what you call the Bay veteran wurm on SFR?

Trick.9370:

Only a wvw player plays wvw because of other/fellow wvw players and not because its refreshing.

Probably why I don’t play much WvW anymore here on SF. Pretty much everyone left. :/

JoshDavies.4138:

SilverWF.4789:

Only PVE-players pops NOT-water fields in the pack of players while fighting Jormag

Is Jormag what you call the Bay veteran wurm on SFR?

Only a WvW player knows Henry! (Yep, SFR call the wurm Henry, a minority Wrum and even less ppl call the Harpy Helga.)

Only a WvW player refuses to use AC’s in fair fights
Only a WvW player is able to make a 20 hour command shift
Only a WvW player starts singing in TS
Only a WvW player makes sure that every roommate in his appartment knows when you cast a HAMMAHSTUN!
Only a WvW commander can talk like an auctioneer