Guild Wars 2

Dear Wuvwuhers.

Please stop purchasing catapults. The menace of the century has arrived…we’re out of rocks to throw! We can not ensure the next time you use a catapult it will throw a rock, our supply of quaggans is still steady.

Big rock executive here.

I assure you we are doing everything we can to find alternate munition sources for catapults in WvW. In the meantime, we are working with developing hybrid catapults that will shoot quaggans hugging rocks.

I wonder….
If a trebouchet can launch a cow…wouldn t it be great to use mesmers as ammo?

If asura you can throw many at once to ensure success

free portals

We have taken estimation of the situation and are at this moment testing the effectiveness of quaggan ammunition. Do not despair!

Seems like Drakkar Lake got one of your experimental Catapults for testing. It´s no fun to sit peacefully at Bay just to get hit by your QuaggaPult!
On the other hand, this would explain where all these quaggans went after they disappeared due to the Bloodlust patch…

We may be out of rocks, but there are still plenty of Asura.

Schattenlied.4873:

Seems like Drakkar Lake got one of your experimental Catapults for testing. It´s no fun to sit peacefully at Bay just to get hit by your QuaggaPult!
On the other hand, this would explain where all these quaggans went after they disappeared due to the Bloodlust patch…

Sincere apologies if recent inventions have caused undue harm to peaceful individuals. Quaggans were acting out of own measure. I take no credit debt.

On the other hand… looks like super obliteration weapon is working as intended!

Dear Catapult users,
We are currently unable to supply all the rocks needed for the massive amount a catapults being used. So, until we are able to get our rocks back into full production, we humbly offer our alternative, clones of Scarlet to launch and splatter upon the walls. Please enjoy this temporary alternative to the boulders.

- Rock Makers

DarkFrost.2847:

We are currently unable to supply all the rocks needed for the massive amount a catapults being used. … we humbly offer our alternative, clones of Scarlet to launch and splatter upon the walls.
- Rock Makers

Aha! So you are to blame for not having rocks! The Catapult Guild is reluctant to accept said offer… why it smells suspiciously like Living Story… >.>

Dale Rojo.7485:

Big rock executive here.
I assure you we are doing everything we can to find alternate munition sources for catapults in WvW. In the meantime, we are working with developing hybrid catapults that will shoot quaggans hugging rocks.

Thank you for the QuaggaPult!

here in GH tried to cata some devs at SM, Devon just hold on the the cata and the rest of devs stealth away threating to buff thiefs 50%. Curently we try to dislodge Devon from the cata with some oil. If you guys find the rest of the devs please return them to GH… that SM wall is not collapsing by itself

I’ve heard rumours that new, shiny, coloured, cata only rocks will be added to a gemstore as soon as possible.

Maybe you should try to use some Skritt, they would steal all the shiny supplies from SM!

Sirendor.1394:

On the other hand… looks like super obliteration weapon is working as intended!

Ahaa, so this is Vabbi´s plan: 4 dozen of roamers + QuaggaPults = win in Season 2! Seems like a creative way to compensate your lower coverage…

Certainly not. We’re just out of rocks. If you want to blame anyone, blame the Rock Makers. Me and the catapulting crewe wash our hands in innocence.

Besides: who said I dropped the quaggans in the catapult? Maybe it was their plan all along. More so, I’m certain it was, just look at their faces. So malign.

I smell conspiracy against Vabbi even if we have lower coverage. Our grand master pla- eh. Our “tactics” just overcome yours. Doh!

Stocks on rock up 85 points. Paper and Scissors stock down 20 points.