Guild Wars 2

Just for fun

1) Despite all but the Trebuchet having wheels (or hover capability in the case of Flame Rams) they are stationary.

The maps being required for 100% completion when the other 95% was PvE content.

Arrow carts should be mobile at half normal run speed.

Nilkemia.8507:

The maps being required for 100% completion when the other 95% was PvE content.

And yeah, dunno about you guys, but I actually feel bad when I come up on someone alone and kill them, only afterward realizing they were likely just mapping. Unless openly attacked, there are often times I will even leave someone I see going for vistas and such alone. At very least they’re new.

Defense (especially against a more numerous foe …) granting less rewards than capturing.

Not having supply stashes in keeps and towers protected from supply use by players.

How is it that we have Yaks trained so well that they love to carry well needed supplies without any guidance, even through a rain of siege fire?

Why doesn’t the Keep have some furnishings? If I was a Champion Lord, I’d want to have a couch handy.

Why is it that gravel and boulders are suitable for catapulting, but not an Asura?

Nilkemia.8507:

The maps being required for 100% completion when the other 95% was PvE content.

You’re right. There should be more WvW maps.

Cows = Gas bombs

Having a clear view of 2-5 guys that you charge while solo/duo in order to farm their badges suddenly and miraculously summoning another 25+ people in a perfect ball formation around you from the bowels of some dimension called ‘culling’ which instantly vaporizes you.

Also:

Why is it that gravel and boulders are suitable for catapulting, but not an Asura?

2-3 hours of taking/defending a keep= -20s+ from repair jobs, and one event reward.

15 minute dungeon = 40S, 4+ chests, tokens towards exotics.

Hey I can see that guy on the ground shooting arrows up at me! Really, truly I can see him! He is standing right there! Look! Yet when I go to fire back I get this thing called “obstructed” and I have to stand right on the edge of the wall in order to hit him. Now correct me if I am mistaken but should not the people IN THE FORT have more protection then those OUTSIDE?

I want to jump out of the ground like those caravan guards. That would be way cool!

Speaking of Caravan guards why is it called a caravan when there is only 1 yak?

I want to train my dogs to run straight up walls! Then I could have fun by throwing the ball up on the roof and telling them to “go fetch”!

Why can’t my jeweler use the pearls in the lake for recipes? They are quite a bit larger then the normal ones he uses so it should make a larger piece of jewelry right?

Can I leave my badge at home so the enemy cannot loot it off my body?

Speaking of which I know for a fact that the enemy I just killed has a Legendary weapon, exotic armor and some real nice trinkets. Why then do I only get spikes and low level stuff when I loot his corpse? Where did all that nice stuff go?

why can’t we build a ladder to climb over the wall,, why can’ we launch a mesmer over the wall with cata.

Theftwind.8976:

Hey I can see that guy on the ground shooting arrows up at me! Really, truly I can see him! He is standing right there! Look! Yet when I go to fire back I get this thing called “obstructed” and I have to stand right on the edge of the wall in order to hit him. Now correct me if I am mistaken but should not the people IN THE FORT have more protection then those OUTSIDE?

This! For the love of the late Queen Salma, this! ^

Cause that single foot high wall at my feet, while so graciously saving me from being pulled off the side of the wall by a certain notorious skill, is such a massive obstruction to my view.

Doomdesire.9365:

“Oh, why hello there Sea of Sorrows invader, pillager and pirate of my homeland, murderer and enemy of my people. How is your day? Oh what?!?!? STOP!! WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME? THIS IS A JUMPING PUZZLE. WHY WOULD YOU ATTACK ME. STAHP!!!”

This is why your local “porting” mes, or in some larger servers the entire guild of them, should also be trained diplomats. We often try to forge truce-treaties within JP grounds.

siege can be used by everyone including enemies. so you have to make sure you destroy all your siege after using them. or destroy every siege in towers you are about to lose

rhyein.6172:

Nilkemia.8507:

The maps being required for 100% completion when the other 95% was PvE content.

You’re right. There should be more WvW maps.

True. Having 3 maps being identical with only one unique one is lazy. But WvW shouldn’t count towards map completion.

Why can’t claimed facilities, SM, Keeps, Towers, Camps display the name of the claiming guild?
Why can’t siege display creator, and minutes since last “used”?

Why don’t we use those Charr tank things to transport supply instead of dolyaks?

lLobo.7960:

Cows = Gas bombs

Not to be a party pooper but thats actually historically accurate. They’re cow corpses and they carry all kinds of nastiness. In historical sieges they used to catapult human corpses to spread disease.

Johje Holan.4607:

lLobo.7960:

Cows = Gas bombs

Not to be a party pooper but thats actually historically accurate. They’re cow corpses and they carry all kinds of nastiness. In historical sieges they used to catapult human corpses to spread disease.

If only we could catapult those enemies back to their own side!

Why can’t my Norn guardian dual-wield Asuran thieves?

MarMaster.6241:

Why can’t my Norn guardian dual-wield Asuran thieves?

Mother. Of. God.

For me, why doesn’t WvW have a separate leveling system like the glory in PvP or maybe even use the same level for that to access cool new stuff/finishers/skins etc. (Ignoring the leveling scale)

Enemy placed siege looks just like mine. Bet the trigger is in the same place. Can’t use it.

No way for multiple groups to coordinate in-game unless you plan to have a zerg follow you by putting up the commander pin. Sometimes you just want to run with 2-4 guild groups and not lead the whole zone. The only option is to use a 3rd party VoIP program without the benefits of the squad system

I sure wish commanders had the option to “hide” the pin AND still retain all the functions of the squad system. Currently when you hide the commander pin it dissolves and disbands the squad.

In a game about player coordination and tactics you are stuck with a 5 man group system or leading a zerg. No support for medium or private guild groups using an in-game system.

Guiding/protecting Dolyaks should give roughly the same rewards in karma etc that capping a sentry position does. Sure, there’s sometimes no combat involved, but it certainly takes longer.

FilthyRat.4652:

Johje Holan.4607:

lLobo.7960:

Cows = Gas bombs

Not to be a party pooper but thats actually historically accurate. They’re cow corpses and they carry all kinds of nastiness. In historical sieges they used to catapult human corpses to spread disease.

If only we could catapult those enemies back to their own side!

A good way to get rid of that Mesmer corpse that’s stinking up your keep.

Supply camps with no building? Where do workers sleep?
In era of war they dont even build small palisade around a camp?
No sentry building? I suppose there were sentry buildings on crossroads, such where sentries can sleep or eat.

Sentries. What are they good for? Telling you where the zerg is heading?

• Veteran’s Righteous Indignation Buff not blocking confusion, thus making it much more vulnerable to big groups containing many mesmsers.

• The Worker re-building lots of on-wall siege that can’t hit the enemy, using up the supply while the keep is under attack.

• Not being able to raid enemy supply depot when through the first wall. – and the worker and quartermaster just standing there with it when the enemy rush in.

• Insanely fickle Quaggans. They act like Skritt.

Why does AoE (like barrage or meteor shower) not have extended range from on top of walls? In real life (and certainly with trebs in game) elevation is a benefit, however for our individual skills it’s a hindrance… why?

Ladders are too high-tech for rifle-wielding invaders.

Anet ;/ come on, that’s not logic, that’s… I don’t even know.

Why are gates the hardest enemy in WvW?

They are immune to all conditions, fireproof despite being made of wood, and have outrageous HP.

PvGate

Why does that cat chasing the rat to the west of Titan’s Paw look like a groundhog?

Why I go out and fight but legendary defenders stay back and watch?

Why can dead people spy on me?

Why for some obnoxious reason have all the inhabitants of the different borderlands decided to build their houses in just the same position as the other ones? Did they think to be unique? Let players change the maps, making them not screaming “CLONE” anymore.