Guild Wars 2

Valik Shin.9027:

U know ever tower camp and keep on every map and the color they go with

… and you’ve claimed every single one of them at least once.

Seresh.8045:

when you’re walking home from the shops with your wife and find yourself circle strafing her and watching out for incoming trying to gank your supply yak.

also….when you refer to your wife as your supply yak….that didn’t end well

Hilarious.

My friend told me his grandma had died the other day .. Only response i had for him was .. “Cool , what kind of Loot did she drop”. I joined Gamers anomimus the next day .

… when you’ve read this thread, while waiting for updates on your server match thread, while at work.

You leave this game.

Seresh.8045:

when you’re walking home from the shops with your wife and find yourself circle strafing her and watching out for incoming trying to gank your supply yak.

also….when you refer to your wife as your supply yak….that didn’t end well

lol, best one ever.

Luvpie.8350:

when you don’t have a single story mode done on 4 80s….

Exactly. I have 6 80’s a 42 and a 23…most of my toons the story line quest level is (3).

- when you’re waiting at the bus station with a bunch of people, and when the bus finally stops, and the doors open, you tell them to buff up and drop a veil in front
- when a group of 15 year olds at the supermarket asks you to buy them alcohol, you refuse by saying they should maxlvl first, else they lack survivability.
- when your neighbour is in his garden and his house door open, you rush into his house, while passing him you shout “inner is broken, get to lord!!!!”
- when you’re coming home from work, and you check your apartment for mesmers
- when you think Tyria is the place made to keep you distracted while waiting in queue

Seren.6850:

You carry a packet of dorito’s IRL so people know your a commander

This wins hands down.

Your on a bus and think ‘This Zerg is way too snaked out’

You realise you’ve never had an exotic drop in WvW and probably never will.

When you have to buy onions from the TP in order to craft.

When you get an exotic drop.
You keep mailing your friends your loot because your bags are full, and you’re still busy fighting over SM at the lord room corridor.
Have WvW world completion on 9 toons.

When you see a cop parked alongside the highway in the same spot for a several days in a row. “They’re camping that location, they must have built a waypoint.” (Told to me by a friend of mine. They know who they are! =D )

You’ve ever used “the waypoint was contested” as an excuse as to why you’re late for work.

MarkusParkus.8467:

You realise you’ve never had an exotic drop in WvW and probably never will.

Best I’ve ever got was a single rare; and to make it all the more satisfying it was someone I took ages killing through a door with Barrage while they were repairing.

MarkusParkus.8467:

You realise you’ve never had an exotic drop in WvW and probably never will.

No, you actually had an exotic drop in WvW and were surprised when it did!

you take the first Bay and head to godsword for the next 5 mins… when giving real life directions

…When you start asking: hey! Where did you buy that skin? That one there isnt’t in WvW!

Or when you realise that there are PvE world events and you have no clue what are them about. You only regret not having gone after your friendsand all of thrm tell you: hey i looted a pre-legendary!

… when the Weather Channel shows a map of the country… and you check for X’s.

Luvpie.8350:

when you don’t have a single story mode done on 4 80s….

Don’t even have it done on my main!

When you loot 5 Exotic’s in less than 30min after a zerg fight with EMP.

Seresh.8045:

when you’re walking home from the shops with your wife and find yourself circle strafing her and watching out for incoming trying to gank your supply yak.

also….when you refer to your wife as your supply yak….that didn’t end well

Haha

Was she also carrying all the groceries while you ran around her to?

You know you have played wvwvw too long when you wake up at 4 am and get on the computer to make sure fergusons crossing stays in second place above et.

When you see diffrent commanders on you have never seen before.
When your gf starts giving you the stare down on how much longer your gonna stay on…..just untik we cap this tower. And it turns out to be the whole map we end up capping.
When you start dreaming about wvw and defending your homeland!

Fergusons Crossing Pride. We will never give up, never back down.

Furiousbeard.7602:

Seresh.8045:

when you’re walking home from the shops with your wife and find yourself circle strafing her and watching out for incoming trying to gank your supply yak.

also….when you refer to your wife as your supply yak….that didn’t end well

Haha

Was she also carrying all the groceries while you ran around her to?

Well, how else was I supposed to CC incoming if I couldn’t equip my staff due to hauling groceries??…..duh!

fyi: as it turns out I was politely informed that this is not actually a valid excuse for refusing to help carry stuff. I’m paraphrasing here but she said something like, “If you don’t stop being a kitten and help me I will connect your PSU to your nuts whilst you sleep.”

woman are such gentle creatures.

… when you talk to work mates about combo fields even though they dont play gw2

When you watch someone’s WvW video and during it they tilt the camera down. You then try to use your mouse to tilt it back up again.

You scream “portal bomb!” when you saw a puddle of water.

You tell your wife that she need to take over the ram when you wanted her to take over the car.

You tell your wife “darling lets stack tonight.” on your wedding anniversary.

When you suddenly feel on edge and ready to run when you see only one person near some trees.

…if u never go out on a Friday night, because it’s reset night!

…As you are walking down the street you stop… Jump up and down and waiting for the tail to catch up.

In supermarket queues you shout “stack on me!” under your breath.

When you automatically try to apply swiftness to a wandering dolyak in Lion’s Arch…

When you are laying in bed watching tv next to your husband who keeps repeating “portal bomb portal bomb” in his sleep.

Then you think its funny to grab him quickly and yell “BANANA!!!!!!”
*which is our code word for GTFO.. dont turn. dont look. dont stop. a 50 man zerg just showed up out of nowhere. run for your lives and waypoint!

LieutenantGoogle.7326:

You know you played WvW too long when your inventory is full

really? sometimes it gets full within an hour or less…

…when you look down and see over 1 million karma saved up

You know you’ve played WvW too much when you watch Lord of the Rings and say ’Sauron’s only winning because he has numbers’

When you get 71 hour banned you sit on WvW forum thread…

Guilty =(

You know you’ve played too long when you go to 2nd page of the forums looking for this thread

KinkyGiraffe.4123:

You know you’ve played WvW too much when you watch Lord of the Rings and say ’Sauron’s only winning because he has numbers’

Sauron: PvD Worst Offender.

You are kitten because you are stuck in traffic and will miss the flip.

You know you’ve played to much WvW when you’re driving home, a bit drowsy, and out of the corner of your eye on the roadside you think you see a downed Sylvari. So you take your foot off the accelerator and ask yourself, “Should I stop to res?” before realising you’re tired and loosing your mind.

You see a question in chat & reply lengthily, only to realise you`d typed “/t….” whilst sat in Queensdale in the queue.

When your idea of a 3 way is a laggy garrison fight.

…when you go back to PvE and everything seems like it’s moving in slow motion…

You know you’ve played to much WvW when forgot to start when the lights turned green. Still waiting for the cap….

..when someone in your tier leaves your tier

When you realize the new WvW armor is just hand-me-downs from PvE…aka Goodwill.

When you start telling stories to WvW newbies that contain Orbs, altars, and fighting enemies you can’t see.

When you think a bounty mission is killing a certain guild.

When you think a guild trek mission is capturing all six supply camps on a BL in a clockwise path.

When you think a guild rush is successfully capturing the east keep with ballistae all in the hallway to the lord room.

When you think 100% map completion is when a BL or EBG is all one color.

When your numb to newer troll posts as they say the same thing that’s been said a hundred times over (and are generally corrected by there own server mates), and respect the older ones – cause they troll something new every week.

When your beer budget doubles friday

When you respect and have absolutely silly moments with those around you (your friends/guilds/server folk) regardless of what is going onscreen.

When community is those who bear the burden of force for little to no monetary reward, and 100% self pride in server.

When you miss chat calls all the time (get lazy over time), because your used to map presence & communication being on voice comms.

When you know who birdsong is and how much he lost on his bet

When you know who the kaineng mascot/flag person/some call troll (but I like mascot) is…

When you know what type of players flow to server types, and can stereo type them all.

When you know where to and where not to queue for BL’s

When you start picking up on korean/taiwanese/mandarin common statements

~ X [RE], PvDoor, and director of ‘When Zerg’s Collide’

Gamers unite you rockstars

You know you WvWs too much when you get all excited over looting four rares in one month & they turn out to be…..

You know you WvW too much when you revive a three month old thread on “you know you WvW too much” because you came up with another reason.

when you tell your friends to “stack on me” when going anywhere

…when you watch The Hobbit and say ’That’s right, you stick to Gandalf’s pin or you die!’

or

…when you refer to Bilbo as an uplevel thief with perma stealth

When you go to sleep at 9 pm so you can get up early to fight off those aussie pricks.