Guild Wars 2

You know you WvW too much when at the funeral says to the corpse: More PTV!

You are walking down the road and see a damaged garden gate,so get your hammer out to fix.

When your friend greets you with ‘sup?’ you reply ‘10’

I was walking down the grocery store aisle wishing I had aoe loot irl

and

I got zerg lag irl

When you forget your house keys and try to drop a ram instead.

Seresh.8045:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Seresh.8045:

when you’re walking home from the shops with your wife and find yourself circle strafing her and watching out for incoming trying to gank your supply yak.

also….when you refer to your wife as your supply yak….that didn’t end well

Haha

Was she also carrying all the groceries while you ran around her to?

Well, how else was I supposed to CC incoming if I couldn’t equip my staff due to hauling groceries??…..duh!

fyi: as it turns out I was politely informed that this is not actually a valid excuse for refusing to help carry stuff. I’m paraphrasing here but she said something like, “If you don’t stop being a kitten and help me I will connect your PSU to your nuts whilst you sleep.”

woman are such gentle creatures.

Seresh! You are my Hero! And, Gods!, I feel for you!

… when you accidentally sell Dawn to a merchant as you’re emptying out your bags (stressed because your commander is counting down to run .. ’Leaving in 3… 2 … 1…")

… when you work on your WvW strategies by telling them as stories to your 6 yr old for bed-time. And you always win else he cries.. (this one is true..)

When you knock on someones door IRL wishing you had a flame ram to speed it up.

When you say I have to resupply when talking about groceries.

When you go to the mall and say to yourself look at that zerg in the apple store, push in!

When you get extremely annoyed that you have to turn your head to look behind you IRL rather than just holding a button.

zerospin.8604:

When your friend greets you with ‘sup?’ you reply ‘10’

Super nerdy. I love it.

Phantom.8130:

your day is no longer divided into hours and minutes, but NW prime time, oceanic prime time, EU prime time, and then your 20 minute power nap.

when u see someone with a legandy weapon and u ask how long did it take till it drop for u
O when u busy taking a map over and your phone rings and u dont answer it cos u dont want to die and u want your sever to win

when u run to catch the train and when u see the doors closing in front of u u scream “Does anyone have a portal in?”

When you play an FPS again for the first time in many months and are complaining about their snipers using zoom hack.

When you start referring to people outside of your family and friends as pubbies.

When you get hungry and your first thought is to refresh your lemon grass and sharpening stones.

When you listen to music on the radio and start imagining how it would fit into a WvW highlight video.

You go around blasting puddles outside when it rains and tell others to heal you by blasting the water fields

When I play another game and I shout “Dodge! Dodge!” . Sadly there are no dodge in other games…

JJBigs.8456:

You go around blasting puddles outside when it rains and tell others to heal you by blasting the water fields

Be very very careful, if that puddle gets ankle deep, you`ll lose all of your spells ;p

This thread is gold.

When you’re stuck in traffic and think to yourself “If only I had an arrowcart…”

Dadnir.5038:

When I play another game and I shout “Dodge! Dodge!” . Sadly there are no dodge in other games…

You can dodge in dragon nest (korean action mmorpg). I can’t see myself going to another action/rpg game without it now though…

When you see a fire in real life and yell “BLAST IT”!

When you see twins and hope one wont explode. Dwayna help me if its triplets.

When you start running and say “I’m faster than a centaur!”

When you avoid going into the pool IRL because MY CLASS SUCKS UNDER WATER!

When I’m playing another MMO and die…I spend 5mins looking for the waypoint

when you try to dodge roll out of a meeting at work.

You are on the verge of having an entire bank tab dedicated to badges.

timidobserver.7925:

You are on the verge of having an entire bank tab dedicated to badges.

or you have maxed out the bank tabs and bought an extra alt account for storage.

You can carry 15 supply unbuffed, 20 with the buff.

You’re driving along and you see this and think…..

A: nice treb placement

B: those could probably hit SM

You know you’ve played too much wvw when you blast finish lightning fields in lions arch without noticing.

When you have over 3k hours played, and still no wvw achievements or precursors obtained.

When your personal story is at level 3 for 4/5 characters.

When you see “Victory or Death!” in the corner of the screen, and think, “Can’t we just go with death, so you go away?”

When you wonder what Anthony Orden is talking about in this post; https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/livingworld/jubilee/I-don-t-like-this-update/page/4#post2581092

“Some 40 or so permanent events were added around the game in our very first content update. They were met with little interest or fanfare.”

Obviously none of those permanent events were added to WvW, so of course we didn’t notice them.

When your first piece of Ascended gear was a WvW loot drop.

make awesome MEMEs like this:

http://www.gunnars-hold.eu/threads/1385-GH-s-MEME-thread?p=13829&viewfull=1#post13829

Your family and friends never ask you to do things on Friday night because they know your answer will be “but it’s reset night”.

You close your eyes to go to bed and all you see is Red Names above an angry Zerg

necros are op

When Living World events start showing up

Woo necro’d thread xD

You’re constantly jaded about the updates.

When a thread mentions this thread and things are conveniently necro’d. :p

There is a story in this game?

When your sister decides to bring her 4 children to your house for a visit, and you have to tell your buddies on Teamspeak you have to go because the zerg has just arrived at your house.

I really wish I had a real life Line of Warding sometimes.

I read all of these and feel similarly for so many of them, lol.

Mine would have to be when you start filling multiple slots with Heavy Loot Bag stacks and realize if you unpack them all you’d probably be able to fill your entire inventory 5 times over.

when you stayed up all night defending vs oceanics…-_-

In 500hours of playing the only map completion you have is Caledon Forest, LA, and the Mists.

It’s always 5 p.m. somewhere. And you know pretty much exactly where in the world it’s 5 p.m. right now.

when you are convinced that the leagues and ques are controlled by the Illuminati and wall street. ^.^

#occupywvw

…your wife files for divorce.

When I tell the taxi driver to take me to “Stonemist” instead of “stocklands”

(done it twice now)

When your gf wakes you up to go shower before class and you tell her to let you sleep more becuase you will WP to your dorm (true story)