Guild Wars 2

You yell at your wife early in the morning in bed if she can rez you.

when you forget how to run CoF P1.

When you have a field blasting fetish.

… when you warn your friend on a crossroad by pointing at the Bus and saying: “Inc!!!”

Season 2 makes a return

…you sleep with the MOS website window open by your side…
…you lost your job but you’re looking forward for the hours spent in WvW…
…you call people “pugs” outside of the game…
…you learned the terms “Zerg”, “CCs”, “Static Field, Blast”, “Portal Bomb”, “Veil”, “Port back”, etc
…you rate commanders…
…you scorn rangers…
…you have server pride…
…you post here…

… you scout on a side of a tower while the group is ramming the gate and suddenly, in a reflex, type “INC” in game when the corner of your eye spots dad as he enters your room.

You dream about what WvW could have been.