Guild Wars 2

I wonder how many and what kind of materials a server could donate to a central fund in order to have that sucker stuffed and mounted on display somewhere? A nice monument to our past triumph.

4 stacks of silk scraps per player.

4 stacks? Why not 10?
Please.
Take my silk scraps off me.
Please.

There ya go! Bring back Lionguard Lyns to gather donations for mounting it somewhere in LA.

This too is a great idea. Maybe a place in the Hall of Monuments? But then we’d have to be able to buy tickets. Ah well, the center of the yard in Fort Marriner or the beach near Bloodcoast Ward would be great locations… Maybe make it graphiti-able?

I don’t think the Karka would appreciate desecrating their dead. They could start petitioning or protesting in the streets of LA.

Chief.5928:

I don’t think the Karka would appreciate desecrating their dead. They could start petitioning or protesting in the streets of LA.

Or, you know, rampage through LA destroying a lighthouse and fountain…

I don’t think rotting crab in what appears to be warm climate stays around for that many months, but if the ancient karka’s shell was lying around somewhere as a point of interest (for sightseeing…) that’d be pretty cool.

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Or, you know, rampage through LA destroying a lighthouse and fountain…

The Karka aren’t evil, they’re merely beastlike and were disturbed by the Consortium after which the players committed essentially a genocide on the Karka species.

If we should put up any stuffed body it’d have to be the rotting corpse of whatever Consortium baddy we’ll most likely beat at the end of this Living Story episode

Pixelpumpkin.4608:

I don’t think rotting crab in what appears to be warm climate stays around for that many months, but if the ancient karka’s shell was lying around somewhere as a point of interest (for sightseeing…) that’d be pretty cool.

It’s currently on display at the bottom of the Karka hive – Its crabby interior prevented from rotting by a layer of fossilized lava. Go check it out, watch out for the wildlife

Pixelpumpkin.4608:

I don’t think rotting crab in what appears to be warm climate stays around for that many months, but if the ancient karka’s shell was lying around somewhere as a point of interest (for sightseeing…) that’d be pretty cool.

The shell could remain there for decades easily.

They could turn it into a replacement lighthouse for LA.

Or they could organized a giant feast in the hive, it does look tasty as hell (provided they manage to remove the lava layer surrounding the meat of course but I trust our little long-eared friends will find a solution with that, probably involving a giant laser).

Lexy.3912:

Pixelpumpkin.4608:

I don’t think rotting crab in what appears to be warm climate stays around for that many months, but if the ancient karka’s shell was lying around somewhere as a point of interest (for sightseeing…) that’d be pretty cool.

It’s currently on display at the bottom of the Karka hive – Its crabby interior prevented from rotting by a layer of fossilized lava. Go check it out, watch out for the wildlife

I didn’t even know that!

C’mon ANet, someone over there has to be looking at this idea and going “Hmmmm…”

Chief.5928:

I don’t think the Karka would appreciate desecrating their dead. They could start petitioning or protesting in the streets of LA.

Now I so totally want to see karka in LA with picketing signs and speech bubbles in their gurgly language, marching around the lion statue.

Aurelian Omenkind.2470:

Chief.5928:

I don’t think the Karka would appreciate desecrating their dead. They could start petitioning or protesting in the streets of LA.

Now I so totally want to see karka in LA with picketing signs and speech bubbles in their gurgly language, marching around the lion statue.

I would be able to die happy if this happened xD