Guild Wars 2

You guys might have probably know by the title itself, Mad King Thorn has just made a joke about charr with dandruff everywhere!

I know it’s supposed to be a joke and should be taken lightly (in fact, this is probably my top favourites after hearing it for the first time) But what secrets do you guys have for all those silky smooth dandruff-free furs? Get one of those things called “Shampoo de Kyrta” that was selling out fast in Divinity’s Reach? Or I should probably soak myself in a small lake in Maguuma Jungle with herb bath? I have been thinking about this thing every night ever since, wondering if everyone will flee right after shuddering off conditions during boss battles… or the Labyrinthine Horror might find dandruffs to be the real horror instead. (laughs)

I only bathe in the blood of my enemies.

Huh. That’s a terrible joke. The appropriate answer is:

“Norn are boring.” =P

That dandruff thing is a lie, anyway. My boyos are too caked in blood for anything other than scab flakes to fall off.

That’s called blood-dander.

Grooming – old fashion Charr (feline style) way. Yes, by licking u’r fur. Just make sure no humanoid sees it. Its considered animal behaviour in their Eyes…

I sworn I might be high on ale or something while making this post, yeah they are nutrients and are good for you. Still, Blood and Iron are probably our only essential for everything, who needs those flowers scent when you can bathe in the finest blood tub like a real Chaaar!

Excuse me while I’m going to beautify my fur for a while, if you know what that means

No need for that.

I self-groom.

Sharkey.9805:

No need for that.

I self-groom.

That is the most fabulous charr I have ever seen.

My hat off to you, good sir.

Sharkey.9805:

No need for that.

I self-groom.

It just seemed like you have just taken the entire spotlight for yourself and your miniature Tybalt isn’t quite happy inside.

The hair was the best part for my opinion (laugh)

Mini Tybalt has every right to be upset some random cloning glitch has left him with a female charr tail!
As for the Mad King’s joke, Never mind the dandruff. I’m gonna be combing candymats out of my fur until wintersday at this rate thanks to the Grand Vicount in Mad labyrinth!

dgzsl.3568:

Sharkey.9805:

No need for that.

I self-groom.

It just seemed like you have just taken the entire spotlight for yourself and your miniature Tybalt isn’t quite happy inside.

The hair was the best part for my opinion (laugh)

Tybalt’s not too happy about the tail.

Kids love him/her, though. Here’s a shot of Tybalt trick or treating the little children of Lion’s Arch whilst I threaten to stab them if they don’t give me my cut of the candy play a jaunty tune on my harp.

Sharkey.9805:

dgzsl.3568:

Sharkey.9805:

No need for that.

I self-groom.

It just seemed like you have just taken the entire spotlight for yourself and your miniature Tybalt isn’t quite happy inside.

The hair was the best part for my opinion (laugh)

Tybalt’s not too happy about the tail.

Kids love him/her, though. Here’s a shot of Tybalt trick or treating the little children of Lion’s Arch whilst I threaten to stab them if they don’t give me my cut of the candy play a jaunty tune on my harp.

Poor Tybalt must be thinking that everyone like his tail so much that he gets all the good stuffs each time, unknowingly that there’s some edgey business going on behind f they don’t give out those candy corns.

In general, get Miniature Tybalt, go trick or treating with blade pointing at them behind, and finally profit. That’s the Charr way of Halloween can’t blame it on us

Sharkey.9805:

No need for that.

I self-groom.

That picture…The fabulous levels of that Charr just reached new heights…

He is a flower. <3 :P

In case if anyone still needs me I will be on the quest for… better fur… somewhere :|

Maybe a bath in there would help?

Well, it did get rid of my dander. And my skin. Getting turned into a skeleton will do that for you.

This is going to be a Moa load of screenshots so they will all be in a form of imgur album just for fun
http://imgur.com/a/2Z9tj

dgzsl.3568:

This is going to be a Moa load of screenshots so they will all be in a form of imgur album just for fun
http://imgur.com/a/2Z9tj

Aaaaw, such a lovely story!

But where did the fierce charrrr go??

CoffeeCow.6508:

dgzsl.3568:

This is going to be a Moa load of screenshots so they will all be in a form of imgur album just for fun
http://imgur.com/a/2Z9tj

Aaaaw, such a lovely story!

But where did the fierce charrrr go??

Fur makes the manliness out of the Charr, other races have no fur and are less fierce than the Charr, risen Charrs have dropped all their fur which makes them ended up saying stuffs that hardly make any sense to any being.

That story was made up on the spot just to let the visual story mood continues, any inaccurate indication of said personality was unintentional as a result… disclaimer here if the fur logic up there isn’t working :)

dgzsl.3568:

Fur makes the manliness out of the Charr, other races have no fur and are less fierce than the Charr, risen Charrs have dropped all their fur which makes them ended up saying stuffs that hardly make any sense to any being.

That story was made up on the spot just to let the visual story mood continues, any inaccurate indication of said personality was unintentional as a result… disclaimer here if the fur logic up there isn’t working

Fuzzy fur logic is my kind of logic