So I started GW2 wanting to play a necro realllllyyy bad. Then I tried it, and it felt wrong, like eyeing up a nun, or getting in a fistfight at the special olympics.
That led me to trying some other classes. I went to the mesmer. Not a bad class, but it felt like a Rainbow parade with all the trimmings. Sparkles, pretty sounds, acrobatics and ghost friends. Then I had enough with that.
I settled on Engineer. Seriously, what sounds more like a sweet cup of pwn than running around as a 2 foot tall bomb toting, flamethrowing, floppy eared miscreant? Maybe a hobo millionaire, but since that’s not in the picture Engineer w00t w00t.
Been playing her a while, a lot of fun, versatility and nifty to look at. However, like everyone else that’s played an MMO I do have a few beefs.
When you think of an engineer you think “blow stuff up, make cool inventions, blow more stuff up, build something, blow stuff up”. Engineers have all of this…but it’s implementation is rather…meh.
Turrets for example. Fun to use, can have a HUGE impact in a battle, but they are like an Asus tablet, if it gets touched it dies. They are so weak it’s a shame. Any AoE using class can demolish my beloved turretsies, it’s ridiculous. I know that we can lay 3 at a time, but seriously? They go down faster than a politician’s career after getting caught kitten a prostitute. Add their s l o w fire time, and immobility, and well…it kind of makes them a lame duck. I call this issue Turrets Syndrome.
And easy fix to this would be to make our toolkit make them mobile when they are out, not blow them up. And assist on our target and defend only, not go off like a crazed jealous ex-gf in a bar and start assaulting everything in site. I’d rather a longer recast timer that started once they were laid out (20-30secs) and have to pick them back up to shorten the timer (like now, but with a much longer bonus to recast, and a bit shorter life – work it out, you’re the devs).
Another problem I have is we are a ranged class. Sa-weeeet! But warriors giggle as they chase us down with BETTER range and pewpew us in the dirt with much more powerful attacks. (sadpandafacehere). Wtf is up with that? And don’t have any of this “but your not ranged” because we certainly ARE. We can only equip ranged weapons (besides the tool kit for prybar entertainment). Why in the living hell are our attacks subpar? Medium range? lulzzzz no. Rifle/pistol need 1200 range, or keep the current and up our damage with abilities, especially our pistol #2 that misses everything in town (just got done a fight where a warrior I think was afk was missed by every shot and still I died). Srs? A shot. That misses anything and everything….are Engineers = Helen Keller??? I KNOW at character creation they have eyes…I specced mine extra large with big irises and they are RED!! like I am stoned!
Elixirs and the Elixir gun…kind of not engineer-y. That’s more alchemist (should be another class put in the game, just sayin). They work.
Bomb kit? Wtf is that? Junk I say, JUNK! I laid out the Big kitten bomb from my tool kit and it blew up in a crowd in sPvP and never did squat. I may as well have farted. I haven’t much messed around with it, but to me it’s junk. Grenades seem to do similar and you can toss them. Remove the bomb kit, add something else like a kitten kit so we can take care of other engineers when they get it hard by the opposite team in PvP.
Grenades. Good to play with…like my wiener when I’m alone. Blow all over the place, aimable, sexy.
Tool kit. Interesting. Pry bar kitty meow meow whatever that spec is. Hits hard but slow, like those kids that eat glue in the class for “speshul” students. Speed up the smacks (all abilities for that matter, feels like my toon is having an internal debate before she attacks., make the gear shield a shield instead of something that pops up…would be a nice engineer tank line (make Juggernaut affect this also…I’m the Juggernaut b**ch).
Not asking for Warrior DPS, or Guardian damage mitigation, but we have a lot of unique abilities, to the point that it dilutes what we are. I feel like a Jurassic Park sequel…grand scheme, great ideas, shines once in a while but is tepid…a few changes would have made this class (and Jurassic Park 2+3) quite good.
So for the TL;DR lazy bums :
Fix turrets. Make them move, shoot faster, kittens to the homeless.
Bomb kit is useless, they are like lazy grenades.
Further range on guns, more damage, pistol ability#2 shouldn’t miss.
P.S. – I like my mobile turret idea instead of blowing them up.