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Posted by: Bargaw.4832

Bargaw.4832

My Engineer’s downed state is so bad I got self rezz.

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Posted by: shurick.7054

shurick.7054

my engi is so bad he took down planes during WW2 with a wrench

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Posted by: CriSPeH.8512

CriSPeH.8512

My Engi is so bad he tried to make a Gatling-Gun turret and ended up with a 1940s pitching machine.

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Posted by: Czar Peter.7961

Czar Peter.7961

My engi is so bad that killshot causes an integer overflow, thus healing me for (2^32)/2 hp.

Engineer – Thief – Warrior

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Posted by: Specterryu Quipter.8412

Specterryu Quipter.8412

My engineer is so bad, I can run into a small room with the flame thrower and miss everything.

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as think.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted by: GoZero.9708

GoZero.9708

My Engineer is so bad that Overcharged Shot fires backwards and stuns me twice.

My Engineer is so bad that he can’t land on his own feet despite being able to invent rocket boots oh wait. . .

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Posted by: Voxdeus.1034

Voxdeus.1034

My engineer’s so bad I dropped a Big ol’ Bomb and Mel Gibson jumped out.

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Posted by: Esrever.8613

Esrever.8613

My engineeer is so bad slick shoes.

sllaw eht no nettirw gnihtemos saw ecno ereht

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Posted by: Jay.3284

Jay.3284

My engineer is so bad that he can throw grenades further than his guns can shoot

Dungeon Master 8/8 | Fractal 50
80Rng – 80Wa – 80Thief – 80Grd – 80Ele – 80Engi – 80Necro

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Posted by: LieutenantGoogle.7326

LieutenantGoogle.7326

My engineer is so bad that he can’t even aim a gun at himself.

lv80 with skills fully unlocked, warrior, elementalist and engineer
lv80 Necromancer, all professional skills unlocked, working on the final norn elite skills.

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Posted by: Kronosfear.7548

Kronosfear.7548

My engineer is so bad he pulls foes to let them insta-STOMP him for absolutely free!

“Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.”
- Sir Edward Gibbon

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Posted by: shurick.7054

shurick.7054

My engineer is so bad that Michael Jackson wrote the song “bad” about him

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Posted by: Dedlaw.9130

Dedlaw.9130

My Engineer is so bad a Warrior can kill him with shouts.

Dedlaw – Fresh 80 Zerker Warrior
DODGE!!! – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvS6zMThiZU

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Posted by: binidj.5734

binidj.5734

My engineer is so bad he uses his toolbelt to keep his turrets in one piece.

Glad to be [Grey] – http://thegrey.enjin.com/home
Piken Square

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Posted by: Walorx.5129

Walorx.5129

My engineer is so bad that… Oh wait, my engineer is awesome <3

Vöz – “Stand in the red circles, they heal you”
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Posted by: Choops.3710

Choops.3710

My engineer is so bad he tosses Elixir S so he can shoot a rifle without falling over.

Pikachoops – Engineer, Fort Aspenwood

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Posted by: Comicus.4036

Comicus.4036

My Engineer is so bad that Skritt die laughing.

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Posted by: Volitle.4628

Volitle.4628

My engineer is so bad, my turrets still get AoEed down faster than I can watch with both Autotool Installation AND Metal Plating.

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Posted by: Volitle.4628

Volitle.4628

My engineer is so bad, I can carry around a rifle turret, net turret, rocket turret, healing turret, and an entire mortar but not an extra rifle.

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Posted by: nofo.8469

nofo.8469

My engineer is so bad he replaced his goods with a battering ram.

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Posted by: Lufian Cweald.3574

Lufian Cweald.3574

My Engineer is so fat he takes two steps and gets bronze achievement for every event in the zone….oh wait sorry

My engineer is so bad he pulls the people trying to kill him closer when he gets downed!

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Posted by: nofo.8469

nofo.8469

My engineer is so bad he has an effective melee range yet half his skills knock his target away.

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Posted by: Dante.1508

Dante.1508

My Engineer is so bad i rerolled to another class..

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Posted by: Granzort.8756

Granzort.8756

My engineer is so bad that… Oh, my Engineer is Legen-wait for It-dary!

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Posted by: Zonzai.2341

Zonzai.2341

My engineer is so bad he pulls foes to let them insta-STOMP him for absolutely free!

That was great!

My engineer is so bad that even his own skills try to get him killed.

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Posted by: Chickenshoes.6250

Chickenshoes.6250

My engineer is so bad he can’t coordinate walking and throwing at the same time.

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Posted by: jportell.2197

jportell.2197

My engineer is so bad that the flame burst from his pistol does more damage than the flamethrower.

Johnny The Gray
GASM’s Bunker Mesmer

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Posted by: Kulam.6514

Kulam.6514

My Engineer is so bad his best weapon is .. bad language.

Dragon Bizkit

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Posted by: Kalan.9705

Kalan.9705

Engineer is so bad that alts feel like Godmode.

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Posted by: Zonzai.2341

Zonzai.2341

My engineer is so bad that bosses run past four other players and a half a mile to the spawn point where he one-hit kills him… six times in a row, once per dungeon every dungeon.

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Posted by: Haralin.1473

Haralin.1473

My engi is so bad, that his stunbreak stuns him

Haralin Engineer
[Skol]

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Posted by: Zonzai.2341

Zonzai.2341

Engineer is so bad that alts feel like Godmode.

My Engineer is so bad that my Necromancer feels like Godmode.

My Engineer is so bad that my Ranger feels like Godmode.

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Posted by: Cactuar.3297

Cactuar.3297

My Engineer is so bad, she could save the president.

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Posted by: binidj.5734

binidj.5734

My engineer is so bad it feels as though he made the wrong gnome/goblin choice.

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Posted by: derneue.3624

derneue.3624

My engineer is so bad, he would like to team up with three others and jump into the mystic forge.

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Posted by: MrAptronym.2846

MrAptronym.2846

My engineer is so bad, his best weapons are a mean stare and a bottle of amphetamines.

My engineer is so bad, his PvP team is accused of throwing bouts.

My engineer is so bad he duels mesmer illusions… and loses.

My engineer is so bad, he drinks to forget, but just gets swiftness instead.

My engineer is so bad, I had to buy a custom mouse for his attack chain.

My engineer is so bad a team with four warriors told him “Well, we already have an engineer. Sorry.”

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Posted by: Gurt.9368

Gurt.9368

My engineer is so bad that he’s more effective using a racial elite over a class one.

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Posted by: NevirSayDie.6235

NevirSayDie.6235

My engineer is so bad, he drinks to forget, but just gets swiftness instead.

Gotta love that RNG.

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Posted by: tigirius.9014

tigirius.9014

My engineer is so bad the ground is littered with broken glass by the time he just starts the fight.

Balance Team: Please Fix Mine Toolbelt Positioning!

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Posted by: Ersahi.9723

Ersahi.9723

My engineer is so bad, he drinks to forget, but just gets swiftness instead.

You, sir, get one free internets on me.

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Posted by: Scheo.6482

Scheo.6482

My engineer is so bad, he’s a vegetable.