Ok, for starters this is mainly QQ’ing thread about irationality of kit’s and their mechanics.
Well ther are many QQ’ing threads and they dont usualy make much sense so i decided to add some of my 0.2 copper to the sea of QQ, and made my own QQ’ing thread, whether it have sense or not, its up to you to decide.
Soooo…let’s get it on.
While i was trying to figure out which kit to use for my build, being kinda bored i started to think about kits nature, what you would think they do and what they actualy do in gw2, I came to conclusion that it doesn’t make any sense, i mean look at this.
On the frontline is…
Granade kit: our main dps kit, traied properly that is. Sure dmg is fine afteral you use granades right? but it makes you wonder how the FFFF!!! you can hurl granade at the same distance as rounds shot by your mortar(it makes mortar completly usless). Dam*, that some strong arms our engineers have, it propably have something to do whit thes heavy looking backpacks that we always carry around, or maybe too much HGH infused elixirs mutated us in to gorillas or something.
Next one in the spotlight is…
Tool kit: well its a tool kit, you swing a wrench, it’s a melee weapon but as a specialist in this weapon you kinda wonder why your swing is so slow, is it that heavy? we surely would use some help of those grenadiers and their strong arms or maybe undertake some traning whit dr.Freeman, he knows a bit about wrenches and prybars.
Going for the next…
Bomb kit:…maybe i should call it Bomberman kit, well whatever.Bomb kit… you use bombs, blow things up…by droping it on your feets…dosent it hurt when it hit your small toe? and what about “Real men’s dont look at the explosions”?…and how the hell explosions can heal even if you put med’s in to the bombs you will just make shrapnel bomb.
After this is…
Elixir Gun: our pure support kit, well yea its a good support and a condition oriented weapon, thou i could swear that it do more dmg if you set it up whit power, condition weapon yet its better whit power and to both its the only kit that dosent have any kind of aoe on auto attack, its really mysterious dont you think.
Ah, the next one is also a mystery…
Flamethrower kit: you would think that flamethrower is a flame spewing weapon that burns everyting to ashes, right? but thats strange, ther sure is lots of flames but…nothing is burning, how so? A big suprise for every new engineer in traning that pick up this kit to burn some a***s whit condition, as its a power based weapon! its logical right?
Using flamethrower you first break their bones and then burn them…for 1 second.
Soldier: Captain! they are in the bunkier we wont be able to do anything to them!
Captain: dont worry! we have flamethrower!
Soldier: Great! we can use it to burn them inside…
Captain: What are you talking about! we will use it to break throu the wall and get inside
Soldier: …umm…its a FLAMEthrower right?
Captain: it sure is, and it hit realy hard, after you break a part the target you will then burn it for 1 second, see ther is your FLAME part
Soldier: OHH!! that makes sense!
And as a last one…
Med kit:…It maybe just me but i dont see much reason behind adding this kit do the game, well its a kit that gives good heal and you can use it on others, you know support throu heals…but in the end gw2 dosent reward heal suport so you can spam medpack left and right and you still will have 0 contribution,not to meantion you either have to set them infront of the runing players or waste trait slot for throwable medipacks so that you can throw them at players, if you look at it wouldn’t Healing turret be better? you still can heal others by kinda weak aoe heal+water blast finisher but atleast you can attack while doing so.
ANNDDD…thats it from me, as a reminder, its mainly QQ’ing thread made by my bored and annoyed maind…well you can treat it like a opinion of some sort ,so as a reply you can either state your own opinion and start an resonable discusion about how kit’s should actualy work, bash the hell out of me whit your harsh coments or simply ingnore it…whatever, any type of response is welcome.
(edited by Cold Hearted Person.6154)