Why did the mesmer cross the Road?

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Posted by: Direwind.8409

Direwind.8409

Q:

So guys, Why did the Mesmer cross the Road?

post your answers!

Because His Moa illusion back-fired and he was making a wild get away?!

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Posted by: Ross Biddle.2367

Ross Biddle.2367

A:

Because he used his illusionary leap to dart over it quickly for the swap, but it got caught on the curb :/

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Posted by: DrixTrix.7168

DrixTrix.7168

he sent a clone so he could use F3, so he could walk across safely.

(edited by DrixTrix.7168)

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Posted by: ArmageddonAsh.6430

ArmageddonAsh.6430

he sent a clone so he could use F3, so he could walk across safely.

surely F4 would have been even safer lol

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Posted by: DrixTrix.7168

DrixTrix.7168

He’s not that smart and being a man would never do something the easy way :P lol

that’s my answer and i’m sticking to it!

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Posted by: XRay.1920

XRay.1920

to put a portal on the other side.

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Posted by: naphack.9346

naphack.9346

Heck, I don’t even know, whether one of them was the real one, so how am I supposed to know his reasons?

The only crime, turrets committed, is being good against the celestial meta.
The mob has spoken and the turrets shall be burnt at the stake.

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Posted by: Advent.6193

Advent.6193

Mesmers don’t cross roads, they Blink past the buggers.

Malegryne (Sylvari Mesmer), Lannka (Asura Thief) – Ferguson’s Crossing: [PRD/BRB/OMFG]
Other 80s: Any but Warrior

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Posted by: Zumi.6384

Zumi.6384

He didn’t, he just made you think he did.

Willowbreeze: Sylvari Mesmer
Tarnished Coast [Crit]

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Posted by: skcamow.3527

skcamow.3527

To catch the thief on the other side. After crossing, poor mesmer finds that thief had crossed back and traffic was then too heavy to catch him.

Kortham Raysplitter (Yak’s Bend)

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Posted by: naphack.9346

naphack.9346

To catch the thief on the other side. After crossing, poor mesmer finds that thief had crossed back and traffic was then too heavy to catch him.

should have dropped a portal before crossing.

The only crime, turrets committed, is being good against the celestial meta.
The mob has spoken and the turrets shall be burnt at the stake.

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Posted by: Molch.2078

Molch.2078

Because of the giant burning marshmallow chasing him.

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Posted by: hardloop von edgehoven.8512

hardloop von edgehoven.8512

he got hit twice from an engineers wrench and was confused

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Posted by: Pyroatheist.9031

Pyroatheist.9031

Well, it was supposed to be leaping, but he ended up using ‘illusionary casual stroll’ instead.

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Posted by: Iavra.8510

Iavra.8510

He had to find a shortcut since his friends are way faster than he is.

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Posted by: skcamow.3527

skcamow.3527

To catch the thief on the other side. After crossing, poor mesmer finds that thief had crossed back and traffic was then too heavy to catch him.

should have dropped a portal before crossing.

Probably wouldn’t have mattered.

He had to find a shortcut since his friends are way faster than he is.

Kortham Raysplitter (Yak’s Bend)

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Posted by: Curunen.8729

Curunen.8729

To place a portal for all the other kittens that were too lazy to cross it themselves!

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Posted by: takatsu.9416

takatsu.9416

yeah this has been said but:

She didn’t, her clone did

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Posted by: Blasino.3128

Blasino.3128

To blink to the other side….

Uturunku Yana, Guardian / Chullachaqui Yana, Engie
Group Stability is a hell of a Drug – Rick James
vT

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Posted by: Entropy.4732

Entropy.4732

That’s not a road, it’s a temporal curtain!

Styx Hemlock – Sylvari Mesmer – TFG – NSP

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Posted by: Lanny.6987

Lanny.6987

Wait. I’m confused.

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Posted by: MarkusParkus.8467

MarkusParkus.8467

Because he was ‘that new guy’ and his portal exit was out of range.

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[NOX] & [Coma] – Gunnar’s Hold.

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Posted by: synk.6907

synk.6907

He didn’t, he just made you think he did.

Wait. I’m confused.

I thought I had an answer, but I don’t think I can follow these successfully. Well done!

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Posted by: Daishi.6027

Daishi.6027

To Shatter a car =D

“I control time and space; you can’t break free.~”
“Maybe I was the illusion all along!”

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Posted by: Curo.2483

Curo.2483

Because his blink was on cooldown.

Curo Lunesque – “Concerned Citizen and Community Builder”
NSP – northernshiverpeaks.org

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Posted by: Godmoney.2048

Godmoney.2048

Because he used his illusionary leap to dart over it quickly for the swap, but it got caught on the curb :/

Winner. ^