Guild Wars 2

What are some of your favorite Pet Names you’ve seen in the world. I love my pet shark:
Jawshua.

Fluffybutt (me jag)
kitteh (le lynx)
wuffy (moi Wolf)

My Murellow is named Cancer Bear.

I call my riverdrake “Eddie Lizzard”, and my wolf “I’m with stupid” cause of his disillusioned facial expression I called my Jag “Kitty goes boom”

Not mine, but got a giggle out of me:
Juvenile Delinquent
Juvenile Behavior

My wolves are Witherfang, My spiders are Webby or Mr Tickles, Lizards are Vilebreath, Jellyfish are Toejam, Armored fish is Earl. And IF i could get the black Moa I would name it Boshi

Other than thoes names I just wing it.

My shark is named “Great White Omnom”

Nathan Drakehound

There is no possible way that anyone on planet Earth could figure out which pet I named that! (…nah, its actually kind of obvious….)

My friend named her drake Panty Sniffer

My river drake is Mr Cuddles and my marsh drake is Stinkums. For my udnerwater pets I’ve got Smiley the shark, and Fish Tank my armorfish. I’ve also got Not-A-Chocobo for my moas as well!

A bear named 2chainz

My Reef Drake is named “Sneaky Poptart” because he goes into stealth with the Guard skill.

I name my salamander drake “Charrmander” (can you guess my ranger’s race?!), and my eagle “L O L Murica”.
I occasionally use a jaguar and name it “Nerf Me Sideways”, or an alpine wolf named “Okami.”

I use to have a boar named Boary Pauvich.

The best pets names are the ones that are saved in a database locally.

Chopps.5047:

The best pets names are the ones that are saved in a database locally.

This.

Salamandar drake – Betty Crocker
Marsh Drake – Gator Aids
Hawk – Mike Hawk
Pig – Five O
Brown Bear – Teddy Bruschi
Black Moa – Barack Omoa
Non specific pet – I’m with stupid

These are pretty much all the names I’ve cycled through since I’ve started playing the game. Lol. Yeah, most of them are pretty politically incorrect.

Instead of “Juvenile Shark” this one ranger’s pet read: “Ancient Great White” Loved that.

My own two pets are named in Nordish fashion (thanks Old Norse website) too loosely translate as Snowy and Fugly.

My raven is called: Mormont’s Raven
Spider is called: Spicy Mc Haggis
and my shark is called: Lennard
my reef drake has no name yet (any idea?):

but yeah, would be nice if the names are stored somewhere

Shark – Angry Joe
Bear – I Design Dungeons
Spider – More D P S Than U
Cat – John McClane/Nerf Me Please

clearly not the best… but i use

raven – nevermore
jag – nightstalker (lame…)
spider – nightshade (same reason as above; my rangers name) or twinkletoes
jelly – squiggles
drake – tagbotone or tagbottwo

Wish i could have back my faithful companion Krusty Crab :/
But since Petnames are Saved at Slots i just Name them One and Two, so if one dies i still have two you know =) old Thing though

Lawn (Moa)
Snoop (Dog)
Blast Finisher (Drake)

Aporkalypse (Warthog)
Atinlay (Pig)
Jam/Marmalade (Jellyfish)
Image Macro (any Feline)

Kenshin (Krytan Drakehound, same name as my real life dog)
Arachnae (Jungle Spider)

:-)

Parsley – Murellow
Sage – Frost Drake
Rosemary – Rainbow Jellyfish
Thyme – Shark

All my Dog/wolves are named Mutley after my pet warhound from AD&D and the old Hanna/Barbara cartoon character

Krytan Drakehound – Barry (like my dog irl)
All kind of pigs – Chris. P. Bacon
Lynx – Downatello (Just look at the face…)

But Gaiyeerishima’s Cancer Bear is the best one here xD

My Drakehound is Scooby Doom =)

Loan (shark)

go figure :p

Lynx – No Tails
River Drake – Bzzzzzzt
Jaguar – Pufnoslav
Reef Drake – Omnomnomnom
Shark – Murphy
Brown Bear – Ted

Sturgeon general the armoured fish. He was such a beast he could res people on land.

Rip search and rescue.

ahahah guys this thread is epic XD really…
i named mine
drakehound – drakedog
forest spider – boogers shooter
moa – give me cookies
jellifish – only water here

Telamon and Igjarjuk for my drakes, and Teioh for the black moa.

Lumn.2951:

Sturgeon general the armoured fish. He was such a beast he could res people on land.

:) epic

Best one I’ve seen is Mr. Sparkles. C’mon, you all know you want Zojja’s Golem!

all of these names are absolutely disgusting.
paws you daily -the cat
wing man -the bird

River Drake = Sparky
Black Bear = Grumpy
Armor Fish = Fugly
Wolf = Wolfie the 10000 (Actually he is the great, great… grand son of my GW1 pet)
Black Moa = Southern Fried

Ethos and Pathos for my drakes

Jungle Spider(Mesmers R Low Skill)
Wolf (Healing Signet For Nab)

Juvenile Wolf
Juvenile Jaguar
Juvenile Lynx
Juvenile Junglestalker
Juvenile Riverdrake

My pets dont accept their names and use their old names, so I stopped caring.

my pets name: I Hate Pet System

My jaguar is named Johnny Jacksonville

My Fern Hound is “Fernris”.

I had a few comedic names at one point but decided to stick to the predatory animal theme with:

Ian Watkins
Jimmy Saville

Nothing beats my pet wolf, Buster.

Whenever I go into Solo Q or Hotjoin while running a wolf I make sure to name him “Elder Wolf” if you don’t get the reference I’m not explaining it.

My pets’ names are for ANET.

I name all my pets “Happy” namely due to the fact my ranger is named “Natsu D” Fairy Tail anyone? =p

cat Kim kardashian
wolf kanye west ^^