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Posted by: cafard.8953

cafard.8953

Lawn (Moa)
Snoop (Dog)

Olaf Oakmane [KA]
Save the Bell Choir activity!

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Posted by: aussieheals.6843

aussieheals.6843

Meat Shield

/15 char

IGN: Aussie Archer

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Posted by: DarkWasp.7291

DarkWasp.7291

I’ve seen a member of ANet staff on Blackgate LA a few times with a wolf named “Moon Moon.”

I also once saw a Brown Bear named “Juvenile Jaguar.”

^ Uses Guild Wars 2 character screenshots for desktop wallpapers.

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Posted by: Ghotistyx.6942

Ghotistyx.6942

Ranger – Wild Magikarp

Jaguar – Manly Liepard
Drake – Ugly Swampert
Devourer – Cancerous Skorupi
Bear – Aquatic Ursaring
Armor Fish – Flat Relicanth

I’m sure you can see the theme

Fishsticks

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

Not my pet names, but these two got the biggest laughs out of me:

1. A pig named “Chauvinistic”.

2. A raven named “Rich Gold Vein”.

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Posted by: LumAnth.5124

LumAnth.5124

I saw a bear named, get ready for it….

“Bear with me” or sonething similar

Sorry for the typos….
I’m usually typing on my phone

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Posted by: kyubi.3620

kyubi.3620

heres mine

Hawk – Hawkward (awkward)
eagle – Desert eagle (refers to the gun)
Cat – Mr bigglesworth

Crystal Desert, The Darknest Community P.E.T.A.
BM: I want to present you my lovely jingle bear mia
If pet had voices: Mommy, I did it! :3

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Posted by: Jeremlloyd.6837

Jeremlloyd.6837

Juvenile Jaguar → Juvenile Black Bear
Juvenile Jungle Stalker → Juvenile Brown Bear
Sword → Bow

So I can play good and still be a bearbow

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Posted by: Coarr.3286

Coarr.3286

Snow Owl: Uhuloge

Uhu is the german word for: eagle owl
gynäkologe is the german word for: gynecologist

[care] Coarr Ix – Ranger
Kodash
Stomp some Piken!

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Posted by: kyubi.3620

kyubi.3620

just take a bird and name it ’’pillow’’ or ’’chicken’’ or in the case of the moa ‘’stalker smile’’. Moa always scared me because of their actualy creeper expression wich reminds me of a… well you can figure the rest its just like that monk face with the corner smile in gw1 it looks creepy especialy when you think a monk is basicaly an asian priest.

(im carefully watching my words right now because theres stuff one cant say in the forum but you likely can imagine what i think those expression looks like)

Crystal Desert, The Darknest Community P.E.T.A.
BM: I want to present you my lovely jingle bear mia
If pet had voices: Mommy, I did it! :3

(edited by kyubi.3620)

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Posted by: Rym.1469

Rym.1469

Anusaur for Drake
World Wide Web for Spider
Still cute tho for Siamoth

These are mine

[rude]Antagonistka – Revenant, EU.
[SALT]Natchniony – Necromancer, EU.
Streams: http://www.twitch.tv/rym144

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Posted by: Maximum Potato.5923

Maximum Potato.5923

I tried to go for more nice/cool names instead of funny ones ^^
Jungle Stalker = Lyra
Fern Hound = Fran
Shark = Braedon
Armor Fish = Xander

Who’s a good boy? Not you, since you aggro’d the BLOODY CHAMP-

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Posted by: NGraveD.9418

NGraveD.9418

Snow Leopard: Diego
Jungle Stalker: Scar
Polar Bear: Claw of Jormag
Brown Bear: William Shakesbear
Snow Owl: Sir Hooty McOwl
Reef Drake: Raffael – seems like a fitting name for a slow, fat, sluggish, stoned pet
Sylvan Hound: Game Mechanics – as my guildies like to put it: you need to make use of game mechanics
Shark: Found Nemo
Blue Jellyfish: Little Mermaid
Forest Spider: Fluffy McSnuggles

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Posted by: Siadea.3950

Siadea.3950

My charranger gives her pets the worst names basically ever. ICly.

Juvenile Devourer – Smushface
Raven – Snickersnack
Jellyfish – Lacy
Armored Fish – Fluffy

I’d have more, but THE GAME DOESN’T SAVE THE PET NAMES, so I try to keep to my favs.

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Posted by: Ultravalefor.5038

Ultravalefor.5038

I always name my spiders either
“Arachnus Deathicus”
Or
“I Killed Breakdown”
…if anyone knows those references.

Phaynel – recently voted the hottest Ranger in GW2 by everyone
married to Railspike the Red Alpha Golem
[PiNK] Toast Forever.

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Posted by: SpellOfIniquity.1780

SpellOfIniquity.1780

My Salamander Drake is named Cinderella.

Cinder-Ella.

Get it. Because she breathes fire.

Necromancer, Ranger, Warrior, Engineer
Champion: Phantom, Hunter, Legionnaire, Genius
WvW rank: Diamond Colonel | Maguuma

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Posted by: Bombsaway.7198

Bombsaway.7198

Smoresanyone That would be my fire breathing devourer.

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Posted by: lightning.8039

lightning.8039

Rocky Balmoa, name of my Red Moa

iheartlightning (ranger) DnT
“…but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”
-Benjamin Franklin

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Posted by: Nay of the Ether.8913

Nay of the Ether.8913

Murrelow- Govt took Me Fur
Shark- Kitty Kat
Jungle Spider- Speedy Legs
Eagle- Dont Look Up
Any of my Moas- Terror Bird Seven
Any of my Bears- Sir Chubsalot
Salamander Drake- Ol Toasty
Marsh Drake- Ol Stinkpot
River Drake- Ol Shockpot
Any Devourer- Ol Crusty
Armored Fish- Good with Hot Sauce
Any Jellyfish- Squidwrd Tentcle

I think I had a few more but I don’t use some of the pets anymore so I can’t remember.

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~Surrender fiend and you will get an easy death
~I could promise you the same…but it would be a lie…

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Posted by: Reyck.4508

Reyck.4508

Lately I’ve been running with an ice and fire drake, so I named them Heat Miser and Snow Miser.

Sometimes when roaming the world, I might actually pull out a bear just to taunt and soak. Less now, but when I do I like to call it Destroyer of Picnic.

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Posted by: fyrew.9183

fyrew.9183

Bob the Cat, and similarly Bob the Fish

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Posted by: RoyalPredator.9163

RoyalPredator.9163

Here are my fun pet names:

  • Black Bear = Coffee Bean
  • Medusa = Waterpipe
  • A. Fish = Flat Frog Tank
  • W. Wolf = Winter Comming
  • Birds = Krytan Fried Chicken
  • Drake = Shiskebab

PvP FuN:

  • Spider = These In Your Room
  • Random = When Its Ready
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Posted by: Shrimpkin.4851

Shrimpkin.4851

Shark – Bruce
Reef Drake – Drake O Malfoy
Whiptail Devourer – Devo

I’m not anti-social, I’m selectively social. There’s a difference.

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Posted by: Dardamaniac.1295

Dardamaniac.1295

“Emergency food supply” on a bear..the best ive ever seen so far…

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Posted by: Cormaq.1742

Cormaq.1742

Mine are both called “Golem Gone Wrong”, I’m Asura ofc

Cormaq
L80 – Engi/Ele/Grd/Warri/Rngr/Thief/Mes/Nec
Co-Leader [PRXM] Praxium – Gunnar’s Hold

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Posted by: Danjohnson.4237

Danjohnson.4237

I called my Raven – Steven Seagul

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Posted by: Bombsaway.7198

Bombsaway.7198

“Please Work”. That was funny

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Posted by: Ceridwen.6703

Ceridwen.6703

My reef drake is called Transmission.
My wolf is called Citizen Smith.
I also have a Tootlefish (armoured fish), Beartootles and on occasions I’m not disturbed by it, a Spidertootles.

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Steve R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

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Posted by: Chasind.3128

Chasind.3128

My wolf’s name is Ghost- I name all my wolves after the dire wolves in GoT- but my red moa is named Bill Murray

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Posted by: daimaccas.2859

daimaccas.2859

My brothers got a wyvern called “Puff the Magic Wyvern”, i thought it was genius anyways lol

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Posted by: Zorpi.5904

Zorpi.5904

FUBAR and SNAFU

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Posted by: bearshaman.3421

bearshaman.3421

I named my cats “Cat Five” and “Script Kitty”

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Posted by: Shadelang.3012

Shadelang.3012

My favorite is still my birds. “Spread Eagled” and “Hawkward”

Ghost Yak

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Posted by: AnariiUK.7409

AnariiUK.7409

My Fern hound is simply called “Green”.

Partly because he’s green, but it’s also an anagram of “Regen” which is why I use him.

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Posted by: theodor.3480

theodor.3480

To continue with the necroing

Smokescale – Smoking Hot
Tiger – Pink Flully Unicorn
Electriv Wyvern – Charred Charr
Shark – Jaws of Farming
Bristleback – I blame Charr (ref to the wyvern)

I hear no evil, I fear no evil

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Posted by: Henry.5713

Henry.5713

Tiger – Charr In Training

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Posted by: bearshaman.3421

bearshaman.3421

To continue with the necroing

kitten … didn’t even notice…

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Posted by: BadSanta.6527

BadSanta.6527

My fire dragon charrizard And bersilske balbasure

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Posted by: Aylpse.6280

Aylpse.6280

Hawk – Pet Shop
Elec. Wyvern – Seath

Old names I opted out of because I’d rather have named pets.
Smokescale – Esportaurus Rex
Bristle Back – ZeRail Gun (My Ranger is named Zerail)

Taking the higher moral ground since 1993.

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Posted by: Ashen.2907

Ashen.2907

I name my fish pets Wanda.

My tiger is Fearful Symmetry.

I name my other pets after guildmates and real life friends…“oh no, they killed <name>, those batards!!!”

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Posted by: kniklz.9483

kniklz.9483

My ranger name is Krispy Kringle, his eagle is Extra Krispy.
Jungle Stalker is Cringer
Tiger is Battlekat, yes i use these two together and swap them out often.

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Posted by: ZhouX.8742

ZhouX.8742

Electric Wyvern —> Creampie Master

Why? dunno

Tanbin

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Posted by: DeadTreeJig.6714

DeadTreeJig.6714

Reef Drake -> Red Skelton

I’m just barely old enough to know who he was.

When a man lies he murders some part of the world – Paul Gerhardt
Just so we’re clear, I’m a solo player – Kirito
Live, Laugh, Love Kill Dredge – DedTreeJig

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Posted by: DerJoker.9081

DerJoker.9081

I have my favorites for HoT pets:

Juvenile Tiger: O P Onehit Kill
Juvenile Smokescale: O P Melee Instakill
Juvenile Bristleback: O P Range Instakill
Juvenile Electric Wyvern: O P Cc Instakill

No Fire Wyvern cause that dude sucks (In my opinion…)

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Posted by: Toolbox.9375

Toolbox.9375

“Emergency food supply” on a bear..the best ive ever seen so far…

Mine are both called “Golem Gone Wrong”, I’m Asura ofc

“Please Work”. That was funny

Tiger – Charr In Training

These ones all made me laugh. XD

My pet names are heavily themed after my “Toolbox” moniker.

Blue Moa – Unmanned Jackhammer
Brown Bear – Wheeled Anvil
Polar Bear – Mobile Refrigerator
Arctodus – Walking Workbench
Lynx – Springloaded Drill
Jaguar – Pneumatic Holepunch
Tiger – Gaspowered Hammer
Carrion Devourer – Rusty Leafblower
Lashtail Devour – Motorized Staplegun
Sylvan Hound – Aspercreme Shooter
Hyena – Replication Device
Wolf – Rickety Woodchipper
Marsh Drake – Automated Tablesaw
River Drake – Robotic Generator
Jungle Spider – Tetanus Nailgun
Boar – Slow Charging Taser
Warthog – Compact Septic Tank
Siamoth – Gas Engine Exhaust (Apparently “Pipe” is censored in pet names! What a joke!)
Pig – Chemical Scanner
Electric Wyvern – Tungsten Arc Welder
Fire Wyvern – Oxyacetylene Welder
Bristleback – Rapid Fire Nailgun
Smokescale – Modified Shopvac

The class is always greener on the other side.

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Posted by: Seteruss.4058

Seteruss.4058

Tesla Wyvern
Lynx
Screaming Moa

Is it luck or skill keeping you alive?

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Posted by: Odokuro.5049

Odokuro.5049

My Pet names:
Smokescale: Emphy Sema
Bristleback: Prickly Peach

The Self-Proclaimed Pervy Sage of Yaks Bend.
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Posted by: Dusty Moon.4382

Dusty Moon.4382

I haven’t named them all yet, but Black Bear is RUG

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Posted by: Saturncat.7048

Saturncat.7048

Had fun reading these here is mine.

Blackwidow – Natasha
Fire Wyvern – Demona
Electric Wyvern – Elisa
Jaguar – Melva (after my own kitty)
Fern hound – Ironpup
Tiger – Tigress (haven’t thought of a better name yet)

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Posted by: starlinvf.1358

starlinvf.1358

Big Jaws
Maully
Bunny Thumper

You can all take guesses as to which species I used the last one on. :P