Guild Wars 2

Lawn (Moa)
Snoop (Dog)

Meat Shield

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I’ve seen a member of ANet staff on Blackgate LA a few times with a wolf named “Moon Moon.”

I also once saw a Brown Bear named “Juvenile Jaguar.”

Ranger – Wild Magikarp

Jaguar – Manly Liepard
Drake – Ugly Swampert
Devourer – Cancerous Skorupi
Bear – Aquatic Ursaring
Armor Fish – Flat Relicanth

I’m sure you can see the theme

Not my pet names, but these two got the biggest laughs out of me:

1. A pig named “Chauvinistic”.

2. A raven named “Rich Gold Vein”.

I saw a bear named, get ready for it….

“Bear with me” or sonething similar

heres mine

Hawk – Hawkward (awkward)
eagle – Desert eagle (refers to the gun)
Cat – Mr bigglesworth

Juvenile Jaguar → Juvenile Black Bear
Juvenile Jungle Stalker → Juvenile Brown Bear
Sword → Bow

So I can play good and still be a bearbow

Snow Owl: Uhuloge

Uhu is the german word for: eagle owl
gynäkologe is the german word for: gynecologist

just take a bird and name it ’’pillow’’ or ’’chicken’’ or in the case of the moa ‘’stalker smile’’. Moa always scared me because of their actualy creeper expression wich reminds me of a… well you can figure the rest its just like that monk face with the corner smile in gw1 it looks creepy especialy when you think a monk is basicaly an asian priest.

(im carefully watching my words right now because theres stuff one cant say in the forum but you likely can imagine what i think those expression looks like)

Anusaur for Drake
World Wide Web for Spider
Still cute tho for Siamoth

These are mine

I tried to go for more nice/cool names instead of funny ones ^^
Jungle Stalker = Lyra
Fern Hound = Fran
Shark = Braedon
Armor Fish = Xander

Snow Leopard: Diego
Jungle Stalker: Scar
Polar Bear: Claw of Jormag
Brown Bear: William Shakesbear
Snow Owl: Sir Hooty McOwl
Reef Drake: Raffael – seems like a fitting name for a slow, fat, sluggish, stoned pet
Sylvan Hound: Game Mechanics – as my guildies like to put it: you need to make use of game mechanics
Shark: Found Nemo
Blue Jellyfish: Little Mermaid
Forest Spider: Fluffy McSnuggles

My charranger gives her pets the worst names basically ever. ICly.

Juvenile Devourer – Smushface
Raven – Snickersnack
Jellyfish – Lacy
Armored Fish – Fluffy

I’d have more, but THE GAME DOESN’T SAVE THE PET NAMES, so I try to keep to my favs.

I always name my spiders either
“Arachnus Deathicus”
Or
“I Killed Breakdown”
…if anyone knows those references.

My Salamander Drake is named Cinderella.

Cinder-Ella.

Get it. Because she breathes fire.

Smoresanyone That would be my fire breathing devourer.

Rocky Balmoa, name of my Red Moa

Murrelow- Govt took Me Fur
Shark- Kitty Kat
Jungle Spider- Speedy Legs
Eagle- Dont Look Up
Any of my Moas- Terror Bird Seven
Any of my Bears- Sir Chubsalot
Salamander Drake- Ol Toasty
Marsh Drake- Ol Stinkpot
River Drake- Ol Shockpot
Any Devourer- Ol Crusty
Armored Fish- Good with Hot Sauce
Any Jellyfish- Squidwrd Tentcle

I think I had a few more but I don’t use some of the pets anymore so I can’t remember.

Lately I’ve been running with an ice and fire drake, so I named them Heat Miser and Snow Miser.

Sometimes when roaming the world, I might actually pull out a bear just to taunt and soak. Less now, but when I do I like to call it Destroyer of Picnic.

Bob the Cat, and similarly Bob the Fish

Here are my fun pet names:

• Black Bear = Coffee Bean
• Medusa = Waterpipe
• A. Fish = Flat Frog Tank
• W. Wolf = Winter Comming
• Birds = Krytan Fried Chicken
• Drake = Shiskebab

PvP FuN:

• Spider = These In Your Room
• Random = When Its Ready

Shark – Bruce
Reef Drake – Drake O Malfoy
Whiptail Devourer – Devo

“Emergency food supply” on a bear..the best ive ever seen so far…

Mine are both called “Golem Gone Wrong”, I’m Asura ofc

I called my Raven – Steven Seagul

“Please Work”. That was funny

My reef drake is called Transmission.
My wolf is called Citizen Smith.
I also have a Tootlefish (armoured fish), Beartootles and on occasions I’m not disturbed by it, a Spidertootles.

My wolf’s name is Ghost- I name all my wolves after the dire wolves in GoT- but my red moa is named Bill Murray

My brothers got a wyvern called “Puff the Magic Wyvern”, i thought it was genius anyways lol

FUBAR and SNAFU

I named my cats “Cat Five” and “Script Kitty”

My favorite is still my birds. “Spread Eagled” and “Hawkward”

My Fern hound is simply called “Green”.

Partly because he’s green, but it’s also an anagram of “Regen” which is why I use him.

To continue with the necroing

Smokescale – Smoking Hot
Tiger – Pink Flully Unicorn
Electriv Wyvern – Charred Charr
Shark – Jaws of Farming
Bristleback – I blame Charr (ref to the wyvern)

Tiger – Charr In Training

theodor.3480:

To continue with the necroing

kitten … didn’t even notice…

My fire dragon charrizard And bersilske balbasure

Hawk – Pet Shop
Elec. Wyvern – Seath

Old names I opted out of because I’d rather have named pets.
Smokescale – Esportaurus Rex
Bristle Back – ZeRail Gun (My Ranger is named Zerail)

I name my fish pets Wanda.

My tiger is Fearful Symmetry.

I name my other pets after guildmates and real life friends…“oh no, they killed <name>, those batards!!!”

My ranger name is Krispy Kringle, his eagle is Extra Krispy.
Jungle Stalker is Cringer
Tiger is Battlekat, yes i use these two together and swap them out often.

Electric Wyvern —> Creampie Master

Why? dunno

Reef Drake -> Red Skelton

I’m just barely old enough to know who he was.

I have my favorites for HoT pets:

Juvenile Tiger: O P Onehit Kill
Juvenile Smokescale: O P Melee Instakill
Juvenile Bristleback: O P Range Instakill
Juvenile Electric Wyvern: O P Cc Instakill

No Fire Wyvern cause that dude sucks (In my opinion…)

Dardamaniac.1295:

“Emergency food supply” on a bear..the best ive ever seen so far…

Cormaq.1742:

Mine are both called “Golem Gone Wrong”, I’m Asura ofc

Bombsaway.7198:

“Please Work”. That was funny

Henry.5713:

Tiger – Charr In Training

These ones all made me laugh. XD

My pet names are heavily themed after my “Toolbox” moniker.

Blue Moa – Unmanned Jackhammer
Brown Bear – Wheeled Anvil
Polar Bear – Mobile Refrigerator
Arctodus – Walking Workbench
Lynx – Springloaded Drill
Jaguar – Pneumatic Holepunch
Tiger – Gaspowered Hammer
Carrion Devourer – Rusty Leafblower
Lashtail Devour – Motorized Staplegun
Sylvan Hound – Aspercreme Shooter
Hyena – Replication Device
Wolf – Rickety Woodchipper
Marsh Drake – Automated Tablesaw
River Drake – Robotic Generator
Jungle Spider – Tetanus Nailgun
Boar – Slow Charging Taser
Warthog – Compact Septic Tank
Siamoth – Gas Engine Exhaust (Apparently “Pipe” is censored in pet names! What a joke!)
Pig – Chemical Scanner
Electric Wyvern – Tungsten Arc Welder
Fire Wyvern – Oxyacetylene Welder
Bristleback – Rapid Fire Nailgun
Smokescale – Modified Shopvac

Tesla Wyvern
Lynx
Screaming Moa

My Pet names:
Smokescale: Emphy Sema
Bristleback: Prickly Peach

I haven’t named them all yet, but Black Bear is RUG

Had fun reading these here is mine.

Blackwidow – Natasha
Fire Wyvern – Demona
Electric Wyvern – Elisa
Jaguar – Melva (after my own kitty)
Fern hound – Ironpup
Tiger – Tigress (haven’t thought of a better name yet)

Big Jaws
Maully
Bunny Thumper

You can all take guesses as to which species I used the last one on. :P