Guild Wars 2

Called my Bear Necessities after the jungle book song… Would love that song to play as me Necessities run into battle

My pig is Future Bacon. My Jelly fish is Peanut Butter.

okay because of the auto unname bug some how my wolf’s name now is the name of my shark, and im too lazy to change it. shark= Fluffy

Some are funny, some are appropriate, others are personal references.

My devourer is named Thingamajig, my owl is named Hedtoupet, my ice drake is named Pickle, my hound is named Rooby Roo, my raven is named Thats So Raven, my eagle is named Liberty, my lynx is named St George.

I named my Brown Bear ‘M I A I Abrams’

Yolo Swag Kitty

Pooh → Arctodus

Tigger → Leopard

Piglet → Pig

Eor → Murello

Tired of renaming the land slots since I do like to change up pets a fair amount just for fun. The aquatic pets stay the same far more and get distinct names.

Land Pets

• Thing One
• Thing Two

Aquatic Pets

• Shoe (Shark)
• Sting (Whiptail Devourer)

Fern Hound – Gully
Jungle Stalker – I Might
Lynx – Might Not
Jaguar – Four Ofour (In homage to my Thief, of the same name)
Drake – Chubs
Raven – Blue (Ranger’s named Raven Blue…)
Carrion Devourer – Chick Magnet
Moas – Harmony
Bears – Default
Jellyfish – Juvenile Cake
Shark – Theme Song

My pet doesn’t have a funny name, but Izanagi literally likes to hang out. -_-

The bear I use for tanking is named Fuzzy Wuzzy. I thought that was pretty silly and clever.

My pet names are as follows:
Moa 1: Something Witty
Moa 2: Something Clever
Black Moa: Emo Chick
Jellyfish: Jollyfish
Armor Fish: MakeitStop

On my Asura Ranger I run with a black bear named “Teddy”…(lame, I know)

I had a cat called ‘Mkat’

Pretty funny imho

Hyena – Zaapiel
Owl – Diamond Eyes (1000 points if gets the reference)
Raven – Valoiel or Indrid Cold
Eagle – Freedomwind or Team Amurica
Any creepy pet – Valtiel
Fernhound – Bwerdia or Skathe

I also use some other names which are more silly:

Raven: Wesc Raven
Pig – Babe Newell (yeah.. worst part is I’m a fan)
Boar – John Porkman (sorry mr. goodman)
Any Drake – Godzillamotherinlaw
Murellow – Crushy Mc Brainfest
bear – Beary White (seen this around a bit XD)
Any spider – Mister Mac Poison

Honestly the text file I’m compiling with all of them is getting kind of long, haha.

I name my pets
Hes Touching Me

I like my mastiff name Poopsniffa I get a lot of lols with that one

My Fern Hound is named Fierce Bark and my Jellyfish is named Smuckers.

Not funny necessarily but here are some of my pet names. :-)

Arcarc – arctodus
Brumble – brown or polar bear
Flufferkins – snow leopard
Sir Hootly – snow owl
Simon – eagle
Bob – marsh drake
Skins McGee – murellow
Stan – drakehound
Joolpy – any jellyfish
Mugsy – armor fish
Biggerboat – shark

My ranger’s name: Icanoutrun Acentaur
Wolf’s name: Not a Centaur

My name is Eatpotato and my pet’s name is Potato. hehe

Bear: Smokey
Eagle: Obama Bin Flockin

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And sometimes I will name my Actodus, Bob. There is no particular reason. It always amuses me to have a pet named Bob, for some reason. It is just a tradition I have from playing pet classes for many years.

Lol, I do the same thing. My Brown Bear is named Frank an the Actodus is named Bob.

Yogi the Bearslayer.

My Ranger is a female Norn. All her pets are called “Snu Snu”

My current pet names are Captain Claw for my owl (I wish it was a parrot though), and Lazer Drake for my river drake.

My pink moa : Candy Candy
My jungle spider : Charlotte
My pig : Porkchop
My Fern Hound : Cauliflower
My Snow Leopard : Snowfang
My dog (krytan sth) : Pluto

My murellow is named Rogain. Surprisingly I haven’t gotten any comments about it yet, lol.

My shark is ‘Oh god it’s a shark’
My darkhound is scooby doo
my eagle is small government

Feline’s: Santa Claws
Canine: Puppy
Drake: Josh
Shark: Shark’quile O’Neil
Bear: Pooh

Eagle – The Pigeon Of Doom
Murellow – Barry (geddit?)
Shark – Need A Bigger Boat
Bear – Cartman

My great white : Gums
My jaguar : Mc jaguar (He’s got the moves)
My snow leopard : Mc Mewmew
My Cheetah : Snugglekins
My bear : Cuddles

Not so funny I know, I got sick of renaming them over and over.

My in game ranger name is Taxed, so most my pet names are based off that:

Toomuch
Todeath
Tooften
and for some reason my polar bear is Bobo….

Bear – Rent This Space
Shark – Jabber Jaws
Spider – Tiny Dancer
Hyena – I heart Zergs
Eagle – ML SP still bugged (sp is now fixed)
Polar Bear – Place Ad Here

Named my pet bear Suddenly Bear.

My Snow Leopard is called: I’m withkitten
I haven’t named my wolf or raven yet.

lol they have filtered it. The name is: I’m with retar(d). without the (). Stupid profanity filter.

Bear: Im Am A Stegusaurus
Shark: I Can Not Swim
Cat: I Got Catnapped
Bird: I Tought I Saw A Cat

Just renamed my black moa with a name taken from AlpineFlame.

Black moa = Emoa

I named my Shark “Gnomes Chompsky.” Its a reference to left for dead, in case people were wondering :p

Oh, and my fire hound is lindsey lohan

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Poe for my raven.

Hah, I run around with Quoth the raven.

Named my brown bear bubble butt idk why just thought he had a big butt i guess lol
and my polar bear is Fluffy while my black bear is mini butt.

Guildy named his moa Lawn Moa which makes me laugh every time! I named my jellyfish Peanut Butter.

I have a cave spider named Lindseylohan.

I’ve been using Black Dynamite names – any bird is Chicago Wind, hyenas/dogs are Crenshaw Pete, and bears are Chocolate Giddyup. Futurama/Simpsons are good fodder too – my jellyfish is Fishy Joe and my whiptail devourer is Mr Pinchy.

Just named my Lashtail Devourer ‘Moon RisingIn Virgo’, shame there was one character too few to have correct spacing. D:

haha I love all the names. I think i only fool around with my aquatic pet set up…

My Salamander Drake (which is a fire lizard of course) – Charmander … charmander in the water??

and my shark – Sharkfin Soup

LOL yep

Emoa and Lawn Moa – priceless. Dang there are some terrifically funny names in here!

Laterly been running with “Aggro Magnet” (wolf) and “Don’t Feed the Norn” (bear)

My pig is called: Kissyface

My Pink Moa is: Sir Pecks A Lot
My jungle cats are: Battle Cat

My daughter is a Garfield fan and so named her brown bear: Pookie

I was already lvl 30 when I thought of it and didn’t want to reroll but I thought it would be fun to name my ranger “Dr Jones” and then name all my pets “Short Round”